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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97013
 21.04.2014
to this:
"...I check mini-dictants on biology, work "weak", and, suddenly - "pearl". One of the students - not the best, burned (further with the preservation of the author's style, puncture and spelling) The carcodile is like a yashper, only big. Neo has a Chechnya. The carcodile buries his eggs in a whistle, because if he sleeps with them on a rifle, they are broken.
What do you want from the dictator? What they dictated was written, as I understand.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97012
 21.04.2014
Listening to the store:

Lions sleep 25 hours a day.
What is 24 hours a day?
They go to bed an hour earlier.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97011
 21.04.2014
Comments on the article on Habr: "Wireless energy transmission"
The most important question was not revealed at all - is it not dangerous to health?
The human being is seen only as an external impediment.
In this case, the threat to health (and as a result - the elimination of "external interference") is a plus, it turns out.
CPA is only 10%. What happens to the remaining 90% of the energy?
- Eliminate the loser (interference) who is located between the coils.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97010
 21.04.2014
Olgherd: Eastern wise men will not understand, but "Your car crashes like a gazelle" is never a compliment :(

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №97009
 21.04.2014
He says: Good night, kiss!
She: That’s why when you say CISCA I want to look at myself in the cowards and say, ‘You’ve been told Good Night’?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97008
 21.04.2014
ealand: gladly so now I pull flash video tutorial "protection online video from copying" from the author’s website, allegedly "specialist on Internet security"...
ealand: I slowly understand what "double feelings are.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97007
 21.04.2014
- Not bad, but I think at 27" it is time to switch to 4k, after "retin" displays already somewhat big points seem...
Go to Buddhism. Only in this way will you limit yourself and your desires and "hotels"

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97006
 21.04.2014
I get annoyed by the fact that sometimes I write courses/diplomas on order. There was an order for a simple course for the sports faculty. She wrote, b...t, on her head. Now I sit and rework: too smart course has worked out!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97005
 21.04.2014
I look at Barack Obama as he snoopes Russia and think: why did we as children organize pioneering gatherings in defense of Angela Davis and raise money for the liberation of poor blacks?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97004
 21.04.2014
X: watched the TV series of the Shoot
X: Here are the lazy asses of the heroes gone, even the masks no longer do, and dumb drawing
X: They are drawing!
X: What is next? Body art instead of costume.
by :D
Devaham Monah
The guys will be harder.
This is where superhero cowards are needed.
X: They know

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97003
 21.04.2014
Laziness is the main engine of progress, but inaction is its main brake.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97002
 21.04.2014
and Karelia. A small station.
The active phase of the journey is over, the most boring part remains - the return.
In mid-September, the weather is magnificent, we sit a little at the side of the station, drink beer, waiting for the night train to Moscow.

From Moscow, another tourist arrived on a day train.
Having dropped out of the train and looked around a little, he decided to sit near us.
We met slightly. The rest of his team arrived only the next morning.

Without understanding things, he got a bottle of vodka from somewhere, drank half, fell asleep.
After a while, I woke up, drank a bottle and fell asleep.
Next was the cycle: awakened, half a bottle, sleep...

Closer to the evening, during the next awakening of the comrade, we approach him and warn him: "The nights are cold, and you have to hang here until the morning, set up a tent - you will lie on the ground..."
The man looked at us with a blind eye and said:
“Girls, thank you, of course, but believe it or not – smoke no time.”

We were four, like sharp on the tongue guys, and what to answer - we didn't find...

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97001
 21.04.2014
Ukraine announced that it will open Chernobyl for tourists. They say it's like Disneyland, only a two-meter mouse is real!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97000
 21.04.2014
To boast about the size of a rich dad’s wallet is like boasting about the size of his penis in front of his women. c) Dragon Noir

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96999
 21.04.2014
Playing in association is a terrible thing. The beloved (L) explains to his brother (B) the word "scorner":
L: Well, when we build a house for birds, that’s actually what?
B is charity.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96998
 21.04.2014
In Japan, there are machines for selling dirty cowards.
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A bit not so. There are machines for sale of worn cowboys with photo own "bearers". And then everything is right - the perverse buys cowards, well, not for 4 yen of course, here a vodka bottle of 1000 yen is worth - and, sorry, smells. This is the prose of life.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96997
 21.04.2014
Teach children to be prudent. Today I heard the younger daughter, playing dolls with the older one, say:
“The queen had two dresses, and she wore the old one, so as not to defile the new one.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96996
 21.04.2014
After that the smell of cherries with the taste of cold and cold filled the whole house, the idea was born that the manufacturer was obliged to write on the package to use in a well-ventilated or non-residential room.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96995
 21.04.2014
In order to protect children from unwanted information, I propose to ban dogs on the streets of cities.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96994
 21.04.2014
Services to residents of Ukraine on registration in the Crimea by rear number (until 15.03.2014). and reliable. This is"

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