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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12302
 07.11.2008
About our previous admin even the Marsians said that he was from Saturn

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12301
 07.11.2008
VIKTORIJ@ (10:20:31 6/11/2008)
You read my thoughts.
Qwert (10:24:34 6/11/2008)
Reading your thoughts calms you.
Qwert (10:24:43 6/11/2008)
Silence always calms.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12300
 07.11.2008
A good odmin on the question "What do you do?" answers not "I work", but "At work" :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12299
 07.11.2008
VKontakte at the defach. 20 years. Friends gathered and recorded the track: the title "Ola’s birthday"
text: oppa-opa green urticaria, 20 years and the nipple is not ugly!)))
(c) A/A KaSH

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12298
 07.11.2008
Mother, taking the 17-year-old girl from the department (drinking beer in the wrong place), said the phrase: "All good people came to the menta: Lermontov twice, and Solzhenitsyn in general for 10 years." Ugo was comforting.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12297
 07.11.2008
Four pairs end up upsetting quickly if the two of them...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12296
 07.11.2008
Will Smith will be the president of the United States :)

UserUnknown

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12295
 07.11.2008
Instructions for TV. A lot of different languages. Everything seems to be written normally: Bulgarian, hrvatski...
But on the page with the Ukrainian language the inscription is proudly beautiful: "English"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12294
 07.11.2008
Why was Red Alert 3 upset?
IzZz9: well... imagine... you chew the biggest anfet 8 years... you chew, you believe that it will be bigger and sweeter than the previous eye delicious), and here in 9 years you are given this anfet, you are unfolding it... and there... BARBARIC BLAT!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12293
 07.11.2008
A friend told me. February We are in line for a beer. And here the body comes out of the neighboring house - in family trousers and shorts. The whole stuff, the tattoo is not only on the face. "Well what is it? This was his last phrase!" This was his last phrase. From the same entrance comes out a aunt in a coat and says: "Go home, gallery of hooves! They are all French!"
c) Deuce

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12292
 07.11.2008
What has fallen, it has rolled... and you won’t argue...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12291
 07.11.2008
Dwarfych (11:55:08 27/10/2008)
Why Do You Want Keno? Did you become Leonardo?
Anhe (11:55:36 27/10/2008)
Dawn of Agah
Dwarfych (11:55:48 27/10/2008)
Not the Dawn
Dwarfych (11:56:07 27/10/2008)
Student of the Old Splinter Rat
Anhe (11:56:32 27/10/2008)
Are you familiar with the old Splinter rat?
Any fool can do it.
Dwarfych (11:56:46 27/10/2008)
You won’t believe it, but I was once 12 years old.
Anhe (11:57:01 27/10/2008)
Mish, these details emerge.
Anhe (11:57:17 27/10/2008)
What did you do at the age of 12 with a rat, Splinter, who taught turtles to fool? O.O
Dwarfych (11:57:45 27/10/2008)
Stop to! I didn’t say a word about turtles. You are burning!

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12290
 07.11.2008
Kamrad: I want to convey to the people the truth about why Christianity does not forbid eating apples: in fact, Christianity forbids eating apples before the Savior (August 19), if these apples are a new harvest (the harvest begins in May). During salvation, the apple is sanctified, after which these fruits can be eaten.
P.S Dear friends, we raise it up to the top, so that the question concerning religion, which is also in the top, does not mislead people (also visitors to the Bacha).

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12289
 07.11.2008
Go to Fuck!
I can’t, I am at work.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12288
 07.11.2008
Talk about the fate of the world in a romantic environment... Two. He and she.

He is:
"Do you believe in the end of the world?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12287
 07.11.2008
Birthday 1 November, in the night from 31 October to 1 November Halloween
It was very pleasant when a crowd of unloaded witches monsters and vampires sang a choir "Let the uncomfortable epicwalkers sing on the groves".)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12286
 07.11.2008
Baggy (16:57:29 5/11/2008)
I understood why Bush was needed. After Bush, even the Negro agrees

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12285
 07.11.2008
by Darna:
All, I’ve gotten rid of playing in the sims.
I will make you there and drown in the pool.
The smoke:
People like me won’t drown.
by Darna:
You said it very, very correctly.)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12284
 07.11.2008
We were riding out of the city by electric car, first there was all the norm, and then we hear the station announcing the person with such a hysterical voice of the type: "The next station... the house... the house... the thief!! Coat...guy gyu" then sharply shuddered, cried, silenced "Let you fuck off the microphone!" and silence)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12283
 07.11.2008
He: I am soft and moist =)
She: What will you prove?? to
He is: mm. hard and cluttered))

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