From the memories of my father: After the artillery school, I was sent to serve in the Amur region, Blagoveshchensk. And here they built us, all the newcomers, and ask:

If you want to learn English, take two steps.

Those who want to go out, I stand with the rest.

Is that all?

and silence.

Others are learning Chinese.

I became a Chinese translator.

There is another point on the topic of motorcyclists' invisibility for drivers:
The motorcycle is rebuilt TONY times faster and sharper than the car, a second ago it was not in the mirror, but he is already between the rows (shut down the rules!) Stick to the back wing, rushing out of the dead zone

RIA Novosti reports that a second passport may be needed in conflict situations between countries, when the presence in the passport of a mark on entry to one country can become an obstacle to obtaining a visa to some other, unfriendly first.

I went to China on a foreign passport. Even if someone has struck.

Memento_mori: It depends where you are invited. One thing, when on what I like very much - then, of course, would sit, days counted before the start. I can easily forget. One day, I was invited to go to the cinema. In a few days, I completely forgot about it. He writes later:

Q: How do you like these: the three titles of films

I: I don’t know, I haven’t seen. Then I climb, I look. thank you.

P: O_O

Funny case from life: I went home late in the evening, and in front of me, a strongly subdued man walks and walks, the face was apparently unfriendly, somehow I unsuccessfully met him with a glance, and he was led to my side;
There was nowhere to turn, and I made an unexpected gesture for him (and for myself), extended his hand to greet him and smiled, he reacted similarly, shrugged each other's hands in silence and separated each on his own path :)

My companion cat is quite aggressive, and he is also a fan of playing with the cat. Hands are forever broken. In addition, he recently was at a funeral, helped to bury and broke his hand in the process. So here we sit in the cigarette, a colleague asks him what he said with his hands? Without disconnect from the phone:
- Oh, it was the cat scratched, and it was after he buried.
A second after 10 of my rust, he only realized he was frostbite.

Vyacheslav I: A woman worked with me, and at home she had a cat and rats. When the rat died, the cat was very longing, looking for it everywhere, and so on. She decided to buy him a new rat. The cat ate her and continued to long for the old one.

XXX is
I have a pss.

YYY
the pss? Is this a type of matrix?

XXX is
The Prepaid Syndrome. This is when you don’t want to go to clubs and binge with friends, but you want to embrace your wallet and cry alone, secretly hoping that someone will come and comfort you with a bottle of something delicious.

In Moscow, SPLIN and RHCP at the same concert... Well, it’s like a date with two ex at the same table... too much.

If people don’t need anything from you, you don’t have anything.

The Internet bank lies and does not rise. He sent his 11-year-old son to the nearest collector, even if the communal fee to pay. I came back very confused. He says somehow strangely looked at him when he asked where they could pay for communist services.

The main thing you understand in the course of communication with water suppliers and electricians - if a person has been doing something for 20 years, it does not mean that he can do it.

In essence, killing a person is almost the same as killing a cockroach. Few people dare to do this with bare hands."

I am the youngest child in the family. My height is 194cm. The unprepared people fall into stupor when they hear the older sisters, growing up on my shoulder, call me “little.”

I am going to give her a note expressing your noble intentions, sir.
Yes, I thought so too! Okay, write, “My dear juicy sausage, you are very lucky! Gather all your most playful nightwear, your money, and run here with all your feet. From this moment until Christmas you will be able to admire the ceiling of my bedroom, lucky girl! P.S “Gave to Gave!”
It is touching, sir. Would you mind if I changed one small aspect?
Which one?
The text, sir

Black Cat, Season 3 Episode 5

The real story.
The Prehistory.
To us from Ryazan, to help one of the departments, sent an employee. The employer pays for his stay at the hotel. The duration of the trip can be a week, a month, etc. (This is how lucky.) At the hotel, as is often the case, there is its own "mama" with subordinate "freelancers".

The history.
Standing with this employee in the smoking room, he says:
In the evening I come back from the office, and it turns out that climbing up to my room in the elevator crossed with the "make". The dialogue:
You are like a normal, calm guy. The girls treat you well. Would you allow a couple of my girls to stay with you tonight? They will even pay.
Well, what if not? :) What is it about?
“Tomorrow they are going home very early, and there are no free rooms. to shelter?
There will be no complaints on your part if I...
Oh, do what you want! Only within reasonable limits.

In the end, the guy and relaxed after a working day and earned! This is a rare case, comrades.)

How do you make fun of your neighbors?
I have original ones. My neighbor on the left is psychiatric. True with certificate. If you do not close the door, she may go naked into your apartment and start to house. A woman of old years. There is a drug addict on two floors. Below are grandmothers who love to gather together and sing loudly. At the top is a boy with a DPP who forgets to close the crane. Even above the floor, some idiot likes to turn on music at night. A family couple is still nearby, they strike each other at night, with them a baby. The house is cement, everything is heard.
So I am not mocking, no.

I recently picked up a Trojan.
The anti-virus blocked him. I used to see what it was doing and when I saw it, I unlocked it.
XXX: This thing was trying to steal passwords. She honestly copied and sent where she needed...stars.
Laughter in the room
Anyone can make a mistake, that’s forgiving. But some idiot put it on sale!

Abby: It turns out that there is a known personality in our office
Author: Valery Leontyev
Shut up, yeah!
Abir: Only now I learned what the name of the forever stubborn freezer

I don’t like dogs because they smell like dogs :)))))))
The cats smell funny. :)
YYY for XXX: looking at which side of the cat to smell