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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96993
 21.04.2014

and XXX:
Have you seen an anti-science fiction advertisement?

WOW :
No is

and XXX:
There, the director’s aunt reports for the salary in the envelope. The director is ashamed.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96992
 21.04.2014
< other people engaged in dangerous state activities, such as thieves in the law... >
I did not know that "theft in the law" - the type of state activity

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96991
 21.04.2014
DiRaven: In the new patchwork Vova: The Thief (Hidden Specialization): You no longer need to be in the back of the enemy to use the "Back to the back" capability.

DiRaven: Directly summarizes the direction of the development of modern games...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96990
 21.04.2014
Easter in the 21st century. I sit and paint eggs. In the Photoshop.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96989
 21.04.2014
Tonight he was returning from Perm to Kurgan (he was riding a foreign Lada Grant) In the area of Yekaterinburg refused to blow the stove (and at night it was still cold). He stopped, with the help of a screwdriver, a screwdriver, a small toporic and a few identical Russian words, removed the panel. I forged the engine of the stove, directly on the battery, it works, creature.. remembered the relatives of the designers on my mother's line, knees until the 6th.. started to break back.. couldn't.. debilitated fell asleep with the panel on my knees.. woke up from the fact that I went out to the meeting.. stopped in the floor with both legs and a towel, it turns out to have me through the glass with the lamp lights.. the panel broke back, locked directly, ripped home, the stove began to blow when the sun rose above the horizon.. apparently lying down.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96988
 21.04.2014
Previously, men spent their free time in garages, now - in hangars.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96987
 20.04.2014
When a massive attack of psychosis occurs in a bad house, patients declare the sanitarians enemies of the people.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №96986
 20.04.2014
a random meeting of fellow groups in the reception room of a large city hospital, early in the morning at 20.04. all from night.
- Psychiatrist with the ambulance: "Good guys, I heard a celebration like today"
- neuropathologist: "Ugu, there this, like him, has been resurrected"
- Reanimator: "Go you go!and "

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96985
 20.04.2014
Sorry that’s not funny, but:
From the news (in brief):
A child fell under the car. The driver’s guilt has not yet been proven.
and further gesture. Many relatives accuse the driver.
I am just surprised why many relatives"the child lives in a nursery??? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96984
 20.04.2014
This is:
From the Dating Site:
I am happy in life.
I am late

Stay in Pain.

It’s good to write "beware".)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96983
 20.04.2014
[14:59:05] Maria Borodina: And she is quiet.
[14:59:18] D'X: and the dead with the hair stand
[14:59:54] Maria Borodina: And they cuddle... And what do they cuddle?
[15:00:15] D’X: Cut under UN observers

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96982
 20.04.2014
The news. by ITAR-TASS At "AutoVAZE" has opened a Center of consumer satisfaction. The commentary. If the car does not work, we need to introduce alternative options.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96981
 20.04.2014
I realized the necessity and benefit of grounding in the apartment when I took a shower and, pulling for the shampoo, accidentally touched a member of the washing machine standing next door.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96980
 20.04.2014
to this:
"16.05.13 15:50 News: Shell will begin searching for shale gas in Ukraine at the end of 2014.

I hear, brothers Slavs, soon in Ukraine may begin problems with democracy..."
As they say, not a year has passed. The obvious incredible...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №96979
 20.04.2014
In the cafe:
Are you ready to order?
Do you have a steak?
of pork or beef.
O_O

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96978
 20.04.2014
Yes, and as if in culinary books, grains/powders/liquids are usually measured in glasses, if not in grams.
I have a book for young housewives (or something like that) in my bookcase that my mom gave for a wedding in 1973. It is in grams or milliliters. Including "cut meat along the fibers in pieces of 10 gr". And the strange word "add": "lay meat in a pot with 420 ml of broth, add 20 g of tomato paste". But I got "300 grams of eggs" in the recipe of some test. Not so long ago I learned that the recipes were of general food standards and norms, simply reduced to, say, three servings, not thirty. One hundred cakes really count eggs in pieces, and how does a piece of meat in 10-20-30 grams look, the cook knows from the first course (or as it was called in the PTU?) is

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96977
 20.04.2014
Blackwater fighters in/in Ukraine were said to have seen African Americans among them. It reminds me of a bearded joke about a black spy who asserted that he was a nice guy in response to the accusations that he was a blacksmith. In the Pentagon of the March or Humorists or Downs

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96976
 20.04.2014
In the morning, I received a message from an unknown number:
Christ is Risen!!The celebration is light! Congratulations on Easter!!! to
It is the truth, and it is the truth, and it is the truth.! to
Q: Did you recognize me? This is Eugenia, Hainan, 2006
ууу: did not know, it is Pavel, Khabarovsk 2014))

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96975
 20.04.2014
Dariel: A packet of chips offers to guess what "football" taste it contains.
Chips with a taste of vuvuzela, right?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96974
 20.04.2014
In the chemical group, post on the day of astronautics:
What does chemistry have to do with it? and..
YYY: And the rockets that fly on the Holy Spirit?
zzz: Secret technologies of the RPC.

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