He stood in the court building, reading samples of statements. One pleased me. In free translation:
I ask you to recognize citizen Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich as the father of citizen Petrov Petrovich.

Xxx: women foolish men shit happiness in the work, right? :D
yyy: no) work foolish, men foolish, happiness in the grandmothers :DD

You have to live your life so that Google knows about it.
YYYY: I didn’t know about YouTube.

Ra is
"to go you naked" - I thought, and sent a smile

Sergi
and :-)

But he says firmly that his parents forbade him from playing for a long time because the TV sat down.
-Dear, you are 25 years old, you have a diploma of engineer Kipia and 2 grade of telemaster. Tell me, monster, what can you sit on TV?

The engineers went. On the old TVs from the continuous work "settled" kinescopes.
They lost brightness and color. Game consoles issued such bright colors that overheating after 5 hours of play did its job.

I read the news: "In the Tomsk region illegally watched «House-2» at night."
It began... Uriah!! to

My dear, I need you very much.
I need you too, sweet. I love you!
M is m. Remember, you pushed a pimple on my back? He jumped there again and I can’t get to him :(

Okay, how do you do it yourself? How about exams?

pe4enko: Excellent exams in Russian algebra)

Are you sure what the Russians wrote? XD is

From the hub:"In the journey we will encounter long sections of the road, sharp turns, cracks and idiots."
I even know which country the author is from.

I’m not preparing for the session because I don’t have it.
I’m not afraid to leave the universe because I’m not studying in it.
I’m not afraid to go to the army because I got a soldier.
I totally lost the fear.

Dear manufacturers of household appliances!
Realize, please, my (and not only) childhood dream: finally create a vacuum cleaner that you need to wear on your back, not to pull after you, like a plug! Yes, and let it turn on somewhere on the hose.
A real battle with the garbage ghost!

DeSp: Yes, you can’t switch often, you break!
And that’s what I’ve said about Piper before! no, and the pipiska works, and the hair on the palms does not grow, and do not blind again!))
DeSp: You know... I didn't want to tell you... but in fact your hands are hairy... and you don't see it because with vision trouble (((

What did he mean when he said:"Thank you for not ending"?

Rekken: No, podpyga,- "Pizdec loneliness" is not when no one writes to you. Pizdec loneliness is when on your birthday the phone is broken from SMS-ok, and there are only congratulations from the cellular operator, some sites where you are registered and banks in which you once took loans.

XXX: Son, who are you?
John Rambo, Sir
xxx: How is the diploma, son?))))))
Yyy: I am in Ahuye, sir...
X: Have you done anything?
YYYYYYYYYY
XXX: O_o
YYY: the file
xxx: ahahha))

I have flies flying around my room. I kill them with a deodorant.
Are you burning?
XX: No, I’m just blinding them. They are disoriented, falling, and I catch them with a tap.
XXX is humanity.

Hurra for holidays!
The woman in the village was washed up...et figo :(
I'm going to fuck you for a couple of weeks:'(
A: And though...
I’ll fuck the pelmeni (with mayonnaise), chew the beer and spit in 3 heroes.
All for 2 weeks!!! to
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If the cup is not washed for a long time after tea, then there is mold and it will be difficult to wash. And if you wait a little longer, the mold will die and it can be washed away like dust.

Have you watched the movie "The Thief"?
Is this the movie in which a man constantly trolls a girl?

The xxx:
For example, I took the extra 10 thousand in the MMM. I see it as a lottery, and I don’t regret that amount. But! I was told in the office that the system is based on trust. No one guarantees you anything, you give money without any guarantees. No one is fooling anyone.
YYYY :
Better to buy flowers. I went to a beautiful girl and went to a restaurant. And then fucking. Both would be pleased.
The xxx:
Do you think I can’t buy flowers? Or do I have no girlfriend? I spend more a day than those unfortunate 10,000. This is so, the social experiment will be enriched by mm, I do not have the task.
YYYY :
I would say immediately that it is not worth it. A-to "spend more than these unfortunate", "social experiment"...