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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96953
 20.04.2014
Statyan: Don’t put on the 8.1 screw
The service "Time Broker" has been launched.
Then I began to notice that weeks passed unnoticed.
It turns out that this creature is trading my time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96952
 20.04.2014
XXX: Fuck, Yandex now offers me books on occultism and the services of offspring witches))
XXX: She wrote a lecture on alchemy called...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96951
 20.04.2014
General Drozd: I'll give you a squad and a task to score a 15 meter stick
Engineer Pagasyan: Hm, where does this task come from? The oil?
General Drozd: The landing.
Engineer Pagasyan: Well, grounding is not so interesting, millions do not smell
General Drozd : Yes? Lightning does not agree.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96950
 20.04.2014
If the hands are golden, it is important to know where they grow from.

[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96949
 20.04.2014
Not a joke, but...

“As for the allegations about the use of Russian special forces in the events in Ukraine, I will say only one thing – it’s hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if it’s not there. Especially stupid if this cat is smart, courageous and polite.”
Russian Defense Minister S. Shoigu
The Beautiful!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №96948
 20.04.2014
A lucky sperm has been thirty years old like Oleg, but by habit continues to overtake and cut everyone.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96947
 20.04.2014
Rabbi Good was a noble robber, he took loans from the rich and gave his loans to the poor!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №96946
 20.04.2014
Two friends live together in the morning.
Q1: Do you know what it means to dream when you rub old skin? There is nothing found in the keywords.
Q2: Well... look at "blasphemy"...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96945
 20.04.2014
I don’t believe in the Lord, and I don’t want to mention the name of the Lord in every word.
Shit, what did Klitschko bite you?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96944
 20.04.2014
Binded by :
The Russian doctors came to the bandage after the operation, the nurse washes the wound, applies ointment and bandage. It seems all well. While I dress, the nurse reflectively looks at the tube of ointment with which I was smeared, and asks:
The oil of yours?
I: No...
I’ve forgotten, maybe someone...
Pipes and comrades.
= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

In the autumn I went to the bandages - there was a leg injury, sewing, etc. I bought all kinds of shit, like the same protosan.
I left her sister.
Of course, she did not use them just for me.
Where is Pepper, please tell me? O_O

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96943
 20.04.2014
XHH: We have one guy on the side with a terribly cozy appearance.
I could play in a series for schoolgirls.
Unfortunately he is a rabbit.
WOW: once in series for schoolchildren, then fortunately

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96942
 20.04.2014
Think about what prevents you from living the way you dream?
Emm... Personally, I am in the criminal code.

( ) is

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96941
 20.04.2014
You broke the server.
I guessed desire.
So that tonight
Siddhartha has come on a date!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96940
 20.04.2014
Commentary on the Habra post on the blog registration law:
Well, now we will look at the brave ones who decide to write about the Curiosity mission or about the Ferm theorem and String Theory, without having previously verified the information.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96939
 20.04.2014
A nervous girl
— — —
And my son in the lessons of technology (work on modern) in the 4th grade.
— — —

As an educator of Soviet education, I can assure you that this is normal and has been the case for centuries. Classes up to 5-6 (I don't remember when they were allowed to hammer and nails) were completely tailored, tailored dolls (which are hand-dressed) and masturbated from the cartoons of magazines and postcards.
It was very useful in life. I now have my own gillie and other masks :)

So don’t violate the child’s brain and this resource with your complexes, please.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96938
 20.04.2014
Review on Yandex.Market on the budget color jet:

Operated about a year, burned the cartridge printing wallpaper on the corridor. I need to take a break in the press, I rushed."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96937
 20.04.2014
Forums of the Ubuntu community:
I finally migrated entirely from the wheel to Ubuntu, and therefore Gates. Now about the problem. I cannot establish...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96936
 20.04.2014
Sergey
What is the job? 😉
Lisa
Assistant designer of outdoor advertising
Sergey
How are you going to be exposed when you’re going to be exposed? 😉
Lisa
Yes is

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96935
 20.04.2014
The fucking here
hitty: in vain girlfriend one was taken with her, she was not enough that the hour three orals "war, the war began"
HITTY: So I ran after it, and I replied, “The war is over, the war is over.” And then this miracle embraces itself with both hands, raises his eyes and says: "The war may have ended, and I am captured!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96934
 20.04.2014
She
How do you feel a year older?
He is
Just like yesterday)
If a person did not change over the course of a year, and on his birthday - a scab - somewhere appeared baldness, stomach, seals in his teeth - all that he accumulated in a year.
This would not be a day of mourning, but a day of mourning.)

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