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xxx: Tell me, is it possible to increase the speed of incoming traffic at the expense of the outgoing??? I have an inbound traffic of 7.5 kbps... and an outbound traffic of 250 kbps.

yyy: Water supply speed from the crane: 3 l / min. Slip speed in the sewerage: 30 l / min. Is it possible to increase pressure through sewerage?

zzz: It is possible if the neighbors from the bottom block the sewer, and the neighbors from the top open the crane :)

yyy: This will no longer be an increase in the pressure in the crane, but rather, traffic from an additional provider. The quality of the water will be the same.

zzz: The quality of the water, of course, the sanitary will not be very, but when the sewer is washed - it will be better.

She is:
Didn't you congratulate me on March 8th?

She is:
From February 23.

Have you read "Crime and Punishment"?
- Yes, but only the first chapter... Then we were very scared for the grandmother... Suddenly, Raskolnikov will kill her!

I am 35 years old
I do not smoke. Not a drinker.
Career... Not a top manager, but "the prospects are bright".
The house. The car. The Yacht.

The question:
Where did so many idiots hide 10 years ago?!? to

From the torrents:
(Size of 12 gigs)

Is this a full version?
No, the damn

by NtC

On the 8th saw the most cruel gift for a woman from a group of men - a huge set of pots and floor weights.

Nordling: Throw it off, and if the Russian NFS did, then we would not have to leave the targets, but give a bottle of vodka.

WORON: Well there is a difficult technique, most likely we would have NFS quest or at least RPG.

Nordling: Yes, that’s for sure!! And the Americans’t understand it!! to

They simply would not understand how to play the Russian quest on the wheel with pedals.

have brought pleds, on the packaging is written - natural Australian alpaca, on the mouthpiece is traditionally Scottish, on the label NEW ZEALAND wool, produced in Latvia

xxx now I will find you a quote from Basha...
Do not search for a single word.
xxx is?
Yyy there, grinding, with spelling you will never guess.

I went to the streets yesterday.
YYY and how?
XXX Lada Racing Club

X: How did you write the proof so quickly?
I sold my soul to the devil.
X: for the sake of progi? You have cheated...
Y: I did not sell my own =)

and sonic: The domain does not work and is still counted as free through whois.
DNS servers for the domain are prescribed through "Services->Active (view and edit)->Configured" and there are displayed correctly. What is the problem?
The support:
Indeed, there was an unknown error by the registrar.

by Sonic:
Oh, there was a box box of vodka, not an unknown mistake.

Volkova (01:46:47 11/03/2008)
Specific Cases of Sudden Death of Winchester

Volkova (01:46:55 11/03/2008)
How it sounds

Lester (01:47:03 11/03/2008)
and cruel)

Volkova (01:47:08 11/03/2008)
The representative also

Volkova (01:47:15 11/03/2008)
The following headings

Volkova (01:47:37 11/03/2008)
The power unit required the connector to increase the voltage))

Volkova (01:48:12 11/03/2008)
The HDD committed a robbery attack on Sisadmin while in a drunk state))

Volkova (01:48:56 11/03/2008)
Siddhartha bite three first-class students

Lester (01:49:02 11/03/2008)
CNC sleep: truth or fiction?

Lester (01:49:30 11/03/2008)
Floppy fingerprinting

Volkova (01:50:15 11/03/2008)
Criminal chronicle: floppy shook the disc, an investigation is underway

Volkova (01:50:57 11/03/2008)
A criminal case was opened against the mother. They may be deprived of parental rights.

I love you, rabbit
Tagged with: MLA
Mania is normal
Mania: I love her too.

Ann (23:22:58 11/03/2008)
Pipet, I imagined that I would be sitting at work a full day, and I would get 16 thousand for that.
ARINA_HARI (23:23:26 11/03/2008)
Oh da lan...I was reading the vacancy, I came... secretary – $800
It is almost 20).
Ann (23:23:38 11/03/2008)
and little)
I’ll be at least 30 ?
ARINA_HARI (23:24:27 11/03/2008)
30 to lie down.

A little to drink is a tongue, a lot is a reputation.

Well, we didn’t like our past Starpom on the steam, we didn’t like it and all here.

True, there was something. He was too young, lazy, excessive

professionalism did not suffer, because of which all kinds of

various difficulties, and in case he could also substitute his neighbor, so that

A stroke from the sedimentary nerve. Usually it was second.

The assistant, that is to say, I, the others, also really fell apart.

One of his first characteristics, which I heard when I came on a steamer,

It was the “P.D.B.”

Yes, to eat he loved, which markedly affected the figure, to his 30s

Over the years, the workplace in the abdomen has been fully developed.

disproportionate to the rest of the body, so that the word "weaver"

explained very simply.



However, he was not always lazy, periodically he was cursed.

Conscience and found attacks of crippling activity. The trolls will decide.

to move, the wire will break, then the trunk will help clean, the spade will break.

Sometimes at night even used to take the rain on board, not much as the fingers.

Trap stumbled, and in the ice water blinked... operation on his

Rescue, until recently, was the brightest spot in the uniform.

the life of our steam, but he did not stop at the achieved, so...



So, while parking in one of the Turkish ports, he was attacked again.

Attack of malice. I went to the deck to smoke and found it.

The most adulterous painting – from a ballast tank, torched by the ass

the star, and the sailor hardly held him by his legs, while the star

He wept desperately, and the sailor did not know what to do, whether to roast or not.

The hysteria.

It turns out that it is unclear why he walked into the tank with a lamp, and their

He asked to hold his legs and as it turned out not in vain, here, or the steam.

He stumbled, or something else, but the hand with which he held, jumped and

The start of the belt failed inside Yale held, saved what is narrow,

And the mole is thorough, shorter, stuck in our star, neither there nor here.

The situation is pathetic, it is impossible to push inside, the height is five meters, and

Ballast 80 centimeters, and who knows why he is on the road

Could get stuck. It also doesn’t pull out, it sits tight, and

Take it all for nothing - the pants slip, and the shirt breaks, and the people.

Everyone is on the shore and no one knows when they will return.

First I ran into the basement and asked the mechanic to pump water into the tank.

They will suddenly fall. After the second mechanic recovered from

With hysterical attacks, we gathered for a consilium. There were many proposals,

For example, to build a large stall... Finally stopped on the idea

with the crane.

It is worth noting that the Turkish cranberries in English, did not understand better,

I am in Turkish. At first he asked for 50 bucks, but when he realized

He rejected the situation and refused the money.

Eventually everyone gathered, laughed, and the spectators took their seats in the hall.

by an inhuman effort of will brought himself into a working state,

Everything seemed ready to rise.

...and here, long ago silenced by the star, again showed signs of life –

He desperately swallowed his buttocks and began to publish some

non-member sound, working environment as with the hand removed, crane

Almost fell out of the crane again, but we were no longer laughing, alive

A man, it is a pity. Starp continued to vibrate and on some

by the sounds, as well as by the splashes of water, we finally guessed that so far,

Yes, the tank is filled with water and it is already approaching the starpom’s throat.

The mechanic ran to turn off the pump, and we, by means of a cotton ass,

explained to the starp that its vibration excessively excites the crane, and

In an agitated state, the crane is unable to work.

Finally, everyone gathered with thoughts, the cranker humbled and cautiously

He pulled up, pulled out this miracle, scratching his stomach out of the luke.

He started turning for landing... and there we saw the captain...

I don't know what the captain was thinking at the time, but he smoked the filter,

It was long and I didn’t even notice...

And the spectacle was stunning – hanging with a starch down his head, swinging, all

wet, stomach in blood, face red, eyes dull.

Finally the captain’s speech returned:

“Well, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys.

Forget the shit, I’m writing all the stuff.

At the end of the day, he managed to cope with another attack of laughter and

He landed on the cover of the trum.

By that time, the port cargoes were rising out of the trumps and scared.

The faces were observed, as it was later revealed,

Someone told the truckers that the Russians were punished in this way.

The guilty...



A horse in a hat

gi11ette> fucking... scratched the sludge remaining from the old IT department... found a bottle of Goeser, whose expiration date expired a year ago...

gi11ette> the second finding is a silicone lubricant... admin scuco was tough... 8)

gi11ette> still found the icon with the inscription "and you bought a licensed WinHR?"

gi11ette> shut up the peff, I'll stick the icon and go fuck someone... well a week after the holidays started 8)

Russia has 2 capitals, 2 New Year, 2 Christmas, and now 2 presidents.

Plus who doesn’t know what Captain Evidence is or just doesn’t waste time on stupid comments.