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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13595
 12.01.2009
A costume performance at school, the role of a poppy remains.
Teacher: Guys, who wants to work with the ass? We are going to break up!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №13594
 12.01.2009
I found a blender with some stuffing. Warm up and remove.
How much have they already accomplished? Are they not talking yet? and :)
I don’t know, they are normal.
Cut them over and count the rings.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №13593
 12.01.2009
The presence of education creates the appearance of talent, and the presence of talent

They don’t think about education.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13592
 12.01.2009
"The wind does not pass through the devices of the 2008 edition!"



I sit yesterday, I do not touch anyone, I read the description of something new

Film on the network. My daughter - Polynka (9 months) sits humbly with me

A little bit of programming, a little bit of programming.

expresses dissatisfaction with the fact that it cannot reach the keyboard,

Only to the touchpad button (it is turned off). I was unnoticed.

By reading, the well-being of the child stopped actively turning and quiet. End of the ear

I notice a typical sound when Windows finds a new device.

Connected... turned off. No attention, no sound.

At least it seemed. Repeat after half a minute.

Now the typical message "Unidentified device" is popping up.

I am "Unbekantes Gerät") - what a shit, I am cool

The head, where did it come from? Maybe the printer is on? And here I am

I found him!! to

Mashi's mouth clamps, connected to the other end to the notebook, USB cable and

She has been fascinated by him for the last five minutes. I understand why so

It calmed up!) The fucking! Disconnect "Unidentified device" from the computer,

How can I remove the saliva from the connector and now I am going to upload the updates,

The device is 9 months ago as released, and my Wind it before.

He still does not recognize!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №13591
 12.01.2009
Gazprom says Ukrainians are stealing gas.

At the same time, they say: "... our Ukrainian colleagues...".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13590
 12.01.2009
XXX: How are you preparing for the exam?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13589
 12.01.2009
Ancient dispute

It’s shameful in Bulgaria, it’s cold in Vienna.
Poles are frozen in every village.
The tubes broke even in Marseille.
The bastards strike in a Dutch bordell.
The French are frozen, like in Moscow.
The Slavs argue with each other.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13588
 12.01.2009
JackJumper (11:28:48 9/01/2009)
Tell me something about her...

OV@L (11:30:00 9/01/2009)
She is in the 4th grade, will be called Nastya, low, caret, brunette, suck moderately and without enthusiasm.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13587
 12.01.2009
When will the count on Vkontakte exceed the total population of Russia?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13586
 11.01.2009
Every day is unique
Hoyace Schroeder Cat Odmin
O_O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13585
 11.01.2009
XXX is
Did any of your relatives play in WWE?
YYYY
My grandfather was chasing 😉

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13584
 11.01.2009
Today at the stop I saw a gamer of old hardening. A grandfather of 65, smokes a whirlwind, gets a leather hood out of his pocket, takes out of it "Electronics" and begins enthusiastically swallowing.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13583
 11.01.2009
Hello to you, people.
1 as clean.
1: Hard Disk Installation
1: The HR
Mayakovsky is you?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13582
 11.01.2009
Sometimes I work at a brewery and some drink beer before bottles are blocked and sucked in them.
This is a joke, right?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13581
 11.01.2009
A great advertisement:

"Household six for striptease. Comfortable and gathering. Easy to install at home and in the office!"

Where is the office without six?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13580
 11.01.2009
Moscow - as the hero of the novel "Vy" Homa Brut. She has already drawn a third ring around her... and they are all climbing and climbing.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13579
 11.01.2009
by Kristofer Tlen:
He wrote his girlfriend SMS with the text "Good morning, I have dreamed of having sex with you three times this night" in all the details.
The phone stunned and this text message was sent to two dozen people, including his sister.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13578
 11.01.2009
<Desideratum> I remember, it was small, it was in the sanatoriums... when we were washed, cowards were dressed on the head (clean) - so as not to get lost
<Desideratum> Everyone was roaring at me when I was telling
<Desideratum> what is it?
<Desideratum> years have passed.
<Desideratum> My children went to the sanatorium. In another sanatorium.
<Desideratum> and they were also dressed in shorts on their heads when they were washing.
Years go by, children change... but cowards don’t! You will not deceive them.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13577
 11.01.2009
There was an interview with Harlow, in which he said that if we don’t like the 2nd best movie, then he will make the 3rd best movie.
Is he threatening us?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №13576
 11.01.2009
Nuar: Yeah fuck you, I will increase my penis by 10 centimeters, just let the music download

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