Discussion of the match Russia-Canada after the second goal:

In such moments my point is able to eat a titanium fracture, and if another is struck, it can even chew.

Unkka: Yesterday, as a real man, I watched hockey and fell asleep at the Eurovision, which I wanted to watch.

Bastard: I am proud of you!! to

No, I am really proud of you!! to
I had long suspected that you were in your couple.

Comments to Porn with the title "Rape":
First time I see a victim of violence from above.

Paris Hilton and Anatoly Wasserman have different ideas about the multi-member.

Karoch, a guy here from the trans festival (it would be more correct to call a slide of drug dealers) in the area of Len returned, told how the young girl who was thrown to the bell responded without a burn completely:
Hi Mom!
I will be back well soon.
Where am I now? So near, under Moscow, under the pine, under LSD...
You will not blame, even if you blame yourself!

Announcement hanging in the library of the University of physical culture:
Dear Students
We do not issue books on:
Color, format and dimensions
("later" and "easy")
and also :
"anywhere nearer", "at your choice"
"what more often take" "standard" "the same"
And we do not show "all that is"

List all the requests he invented.
Your imagination has no possibility.

We only publish books by author and title!!! to

kav> and again punto whisper delivers
icho> what is it?
kav> do you know how he’s trying to switch the layout when he’s not hoping?
ICHO> what is it?
kav> there is one paranoid acquaintance, he loves to come up with super passwords and is very upset with it. Safety and all that. How do you think he has an exception to the point?
ICHO> ^_^

You walk in the street in the evening, and I will meet you:
"Do you know that your teeth are now under threat?"

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How is it?
It is a wicked thing!!It is intentional!
HH: What are you doing?
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
Q: Have you been here for a long time?
I can’t shield, I can’t shield.
xxx: light, when I said that a girl shouldn’t be smart I didn’t mean that she should be down =(

She was so wicked that even the onion ripped from her.

Desire is a constant and its objects are variable.

Okay... I’ll tell a story: I go home late in the evening from the garage, I cross the street in the wrong place (don’t read the last five words of the children) and suddenly I see a barley in the middle of the road. The cars are wick-wick, wick-wick, well I think, Han, you’ll be a friend here... I briefly took it home.
I think myself, tomorrow I'll go to the country, I'll go to the morning and carry the poor into the woods, I'll let out on the canvas. He brought it home, locked it in the kitchen and went to sleep.
Oh, sleep... you will fall asleep, never thought that such a small animal could arrange such a tatar. Thro the night, because of the closed kitchen door, we heard strange sounds of whispering, throwing, running, turning something around and drawing something. In the morning, I opened the door to the kitchen and could say nothing but very bad words. This shit, I don't know how, but managed to open all the lower doors of the cabinets, poured out the crops, sugar, and everything there is on the floor, mixed everything and, sorry for my French, dotted it all. It is correct to say, of course, it was covered with stools, but in that case it was the stool, so tightly these same stools were located on the floor of the room.
Interestingly, the culprit could not be found anywhere.
covered everything. And when he began to read the internet, in order to find information about the disintegrating abilities of the ordinary, he heard a slight noise under the refrigerator. How he placed there, I still don't understand, the gap from half a centimeter two, the barley was quite large... To drive him out with a stick turned out to be a completely useless occupation, this bastard stepped with needles in the bottom and didn't go out at all. I had to release the refrigerator from the foods and tilt it. When everything was done, the general cleaning was done, the refrigerator was unfreezed and the remains of the grain were removed into the box, I realized what the most terrible beast in the world. Home
The Yogi.

The prosecutor took office with the following words:
“I’ll show you how to steal!”

xxx: Hi, I spammed you yesterday, throw it back to me
Are you a masochist?

Call for technical support:
The operator is like that, I listen.
Q: Girl, please give an engineer.
T: The engineer is busy, maybe I can help you?
The input and output of your gland is located at 1A1-1A8. Where to write and where to take?
Q: I am switching to a specialist.
Q: Is the operator something I can help with?
Give me an engineer.
The engineer is busy, can I help you?
The input and output of your gland is located at 1A1-1A8. Where to write and where to take?
A: Now for a minute.
A: I am switching.
And yes, I listen to it.
The input and output of your gland is located at 1A1-1A8. Where to write and where to take?
Do you have a manual in your hand? Go to page 175.
K is thank you.

How inhumane was the guy who tried to push me, insisting that we were studying in the same class and even sitting at the same bar. I studied in a school for 10 years.)

-Artist- (18:53:05 13/05/2011)
In our shop appeared a cat.

-Artist- (18:53:34 13/05/2011)
He catches mice and eats them a little.

-Artist- (18:53:48 13/05/2011)
And the bloody skins lie next to the mouse nores.

-Artist- (18:54:29 13/05/2011)
But he doesn’t say "and so will be with everyone".

-Artist- (18:55:02 13/05/2011)
But he wants to go very

Why, well, why in the last night becomes crystal clear what could not touch the whole semester!? to

From Habr:

Jesus fed the people with a bride of bread. Copying is not theft.

In fact, they are four:
Osama bin Laden
Usama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden
Usama bin Laden...
They say that when they are over, America’s democracy will come to an end.