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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111850
 09.04.2015
<xxx> black and white
<xxx> why do I have to prove that I am not a robot?? to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111849
 09.04.2015
MUMATOR: Your words can consider
It is an insult to believers in the ruling party.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111848
 09.04.2015
I go from the parking lot I see the car normally parked, but on an accident, I call up a girl
You have an accident.
by Dada? I am just very pregnant.
Congratulations, but tonight you will sit down.
I didn’t buy it, but what else was in the car?
I look now. There is a carpet, a child's chair and bags.
What are they doing there?
Obviously lying
I did not put them there.
I have them too.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111847
 09.04.2015
I work in Morocco. Every day they are waiting for me for dinner and waiting for burning stories. If I burk “Nothing Interesting,” my wife will simply decide that I didn’t go to work, but was with my mistress all day. My mom was a lawyer and always had something to say. And colleagues and so everyone knows, we are not in the boxing sitting, one hall, everyone can see everything, and you will call yourself, if something really found interesting - for example, the bone between the hemispheres of the brain...And when a client with a 40 cm body got caught, everyone ran to watch, up to the registrars and students. As if you are not watching horror films or disaster films, all kinds of blockbusters-blood-intestines-spidorous, gentle, everything in life is much more prosaic. Only the smell is bad. In appearance nothing terrible.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111846
 09.04.2015
Science about publications.
When I was a graduate student, then a meney (in the early 1980s), there was a saying:
What is different from co-authorship? Same as singing. and :)
It was so. In my first certificate there were 17 co-authors. The idea was conceived by three of us, then the vice-rector of science, the rest - the chief engineers of all the factories, where you could try to try it at least.
So it goes... (c) K. Vonnegut

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №111845
 09.04.2015
On the subject of moles) my acquaintances had a haircut, and they always fall asleep for the winter. Two years ago, the hairdresser fell asleep, well, he was placed in a box and moved on an anthresol so that no one would disturb him. In the spring got a box, and there is a sleepy and LYSSY haircut, it is so mol swallowed))))))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111844
 09.04.2015
Specifications of the 4PDA:
Rhin0> I have tried. Instead of a flashing screen, I got a black screen. In principle, it is progress.
Of course, I would like more...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111843
 09.04.2015
In other words, a successful scientist is not the one who discovers new elements, but the one who prints more maculature.

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Moreover, in the opinion of that subject, a successful scientist is one who prints more maculature in Western journals (in which, for political reasons, they sometimes refuse, ah)...

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You are a bit out of the subject. The quotation index does not rise from macularity, it reflects how many people found your article useful and referred not to it in their work. That is, new and significant results need to be published constantly. Only publications are considered. Reviews of magazines.
In serious sciences for a long time for political reasons do not refuse to publish, these are complaints of those who are unable to write a suitable article.
The exchange of scientific results is one of the obligatory aspects of the scientific method.
Scientists from the "boxers" themselves do not publish, but they actively use other people's results. Only science they promote little compared to ordinary unsecretized scientists.
We’ve all seen a bit of movies about genius singles and secret laboratories, and they don’t exactly reflect reality.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111842
 09.04.2015
God could have given Adam an Ixbox, a Guinness tank, or a skateboard. I gave Grandma. Do you understand? They are needed for something. It remains to be understood why.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №111841
 08.04.2015
“Ironically”
What kind of shit? Why do people ask questions instead of writing funny quotes?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111840
 08.04.2015
I love when I’m asked "How are you doing".
It allows me to preserve an illusion that I do not yet see.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111839
 08.04.2015
It was yesterday)
Evening in communion. Arrives a duty practitioner (a girl of 25 years old) with a pritchëskaya, crushed in a Japanese manner with sticks. Students, full of spring moods, play:
And you are in the midst of it, and you are in the midst of it. The phlegmatic answer:
The main thing is that you do not touch.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111838
 08.04.2015
If this is the case, here is "Bayan":
The scientists joyfully say to journalists:
We were able to neutralize several cancer cells in the tails of mice.
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists have learned how to cure cancer!! to
Scientists have corrected:
We have not learned how to treat cancer, but we have advanced in understanding the problem, to successfully solve it in the future.
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists have learned how to travel in time!! to
Scientists to journalists:
- Go to "***"!!! to
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists raped journalists!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111837
 08.04.2015
Biology News: Good but bio. Illiterate tourists in Florida mistakenly drowned three rare turtles, accepting them as sea turtles and releasing them into the sea.
Zloradskij:...and also to death were charged with the tree of 14 ducks, taken by them for swollen by hunger ducks? I would very much like to send them a couple of crocodiles with a description of the "giant iguanas. feed with celery and pumpkin seeds".
Nika Oparina: "At the slightest manifestation of aggression, it is recommended that the iguana be hugged and hugged."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111836
 08.04.2015
Elena: Throw out even hamsters, there prices start from 200 p, considering that the hamsters themselves stand right next to and cost from 150 p. It is easier to buy two hamsters and from one to make a camouflage or jacket.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №111835
 08.04.2015
The 16977 was very pleased. Especially - here is this passage: "If you were not loaded with your face in a dirty dishwasher accompanied by an empty stomach or did not put on your head a basket with dirty socks, going barefoot to the nearest store for new ones, then it is not you so clever and he is not such a cowboy. He just doesn’t profit from turning you into a farce right now."

It’s hard to understand where these characters come from. Many single mothers, happy owners of a son, flatter their bloodshed to disgrace, horrifying all the caprices. Did you buy a toy? You need to sink with your legs, swallow, and the son immediately runs to calm, buying the desired. Did your mother cook unpleasant cakes? It is enough to twist, knock on the fists, and it is better to throw a plate. And a caring mom immediately falls off her legs to prepare a smoothie for her favorite table.

Meanwhile, Masik is no longer embarrassed to use his fist, desperately hammering his parent's legs, accompanied by a fighting whisper of wrought auto-signalization. And that’s just the kind of fighting man grows up. And also pleasantly tells the girlfriends: "You will not play with my"!

And here comes the joy - Masic finds a girlfriend. Of course, she should take care of him, like a mom, collect toys for him, wash his socks and cook only his favorite nemoche. And almost not so - you can also drown your feet and knock your fists. He is the best in the world and the only one.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111834
 08.04.2015
(Commentary to the Ukrainian note that there is only one type of cheese left in Russia)
X: If it falls in one place, it arrives in another.
So, all these exquisite cheeses will fill our Ukrainian table, which broke into the European market. Tomorrow I will get a salary and go shopping, I will buy half a kilo of cheese for the entire salary, and the Russians will not get a good deal.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111833
 08.04.2015
Announcement in local newspaper
(All life and fate in one line)

"Apartment with Grandma"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111832
 08.04.2015
In Bologoe fought the sellers of shaurma and shaverma

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111831
 08.04.2015
I heard on the street a dialogue between two young men in protective costumes and mud boots: "Prinkin, Katyusha recently had a delay! and oh! and what? At first I was so scared that I started looking for work. And then nothing, let go...

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