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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13575
 11.01.2009
I remembered the statement of my curator at the military department about the gay parade in Moscow. Here are his words approximately:
There are gay parades in the Netherlands, and gay parades in Britain. I’m a military man and I don’t understand much about it, but I’m used to the fact that parades are usually held by the winners.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13574
 11.01.2009
The girl:
) ) )
thank you 😉
) ) )
The guy:
With my wretched thoughts, I can think that this is a hint.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №13573
 11.01.2009
Dreams are doomed to come true for those who believe and strive.

(Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13572
 11.01.2009
http://virtualotdyh.net/content/section/7/32/



If they ever beat me, they’ll do it because of my children.

Today my grandmother had to hurry somewhere and my youngster was brought to the house.

I am at work. In the evening, we go back home through the park.

Anastasia goes half fast - interfering with the cowards she tries

to fix. And when she finally succeeded, she started.

Talk about what worries her most at the moment.

Who is wearing cowards?

My daughter, how about without them? Wear them all, so it is more comfortable.

Is it all...?

It is all. Girls, boys, and uncles and aunts.

That aunt too? A whistle is made to the side of a nearby girl.

in a mini jersey.

of course.

Before I have time to think about anything, this five-year-old outburst is flying to the

The smoking wild. He raises her shirt and, looking underneath her,

He shouted enthusiastically:

This is not true! This girl has no cowards.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №13571
 11.01.2009
Table on the fence: “Be careful, the evil dog has eaten Viagra!”

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №13570
 11.01.2009
<Exp3rT> I don’t know how to live next...
<Exp3rT> Last night I missed a call from an unknown number
<Exp3rT> In the morning I write text: "Who is this?"
<Exp3rT> What is the answer?
<Exp3rT> "Where?and "

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13569
 11.01.2009
<alexoy05>There is such a Russian folk tradition
<alexoy05>During the session to measure...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13568
 11.01.2009
It is ridiculous when Ukrainians, Russians, Belarusian brothers write while we don’t know who our neighbors are on the entrance, we get scorned and rude in public transport, when we are scorned in shops, when we see millions of scorned faces on the streets, when we see how no one will help a fallen person, although around hundreds of people...

We are all brothers at a distance, all enemies nearby.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13567
 11.01.2009
“The power of Russia can only be undermined by the separation of Ukraine from it... it is necessary not only to separate, but also to oppose Ukraine to Russia, to crush two parts of a single people and to watch how a brother will kill a brother. To do this, it is only necessary to find and raise traitors among the national elite and with their help to change the self-consciousness of one part of the great people to such an extent that they will hate all Russian, hate their own race, without realizing it. Everything else is a matter of time.” Otto von Bismarck

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №13566
 11.01.2009
Sun, you are beautiful
xxx: 0_o pasib))), so nice to hear from you this, or you say compliments only when you are in shit))
Avaddon: I don’t want to upset you, but I’m in the shit now.
Fuck my wife, 7 a.m.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13565
 11.01.2009

She: and I see the Petrograd TV tower from the window 😉 Oh, we were there yesterday...

He: Cruelty:) and I see the sudgorob from the window...I was there also in the night of 31 on 1

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13564
 11.01.2009
Ppanter: Blin, the computer brakes and hangs, what to do?
SDR: Put Kaspersky
Ppanter: It’s worth it
SDR: then removed

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13563
 10.01.2009
42814 (saved 2009-01-08 at 22:15)
I am Russian, and I consider Ukrainians to be my brothers. I think they have a fucking government.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Respect Brother, I am Ukrainian and I consider it analogous :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13562
 10.01.2009
by Ophigete. have survived. In Basha began to fast bats with Basha... >__<

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №13561
 10.01.2009
and xxx:
They have a girl in the village, had a date with a guy, made him a murder, now the whole village humiliates her and nobody ever marries her.

and xxx:
A man at work told us that she was the only girl in the whole village to be married.

MEDOFF ©

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13560
 10.01.2009
Only the rude, untouched people can find sadistic pleasure in grabbing the Cats for their skin and dragging them over and over. Cats are supposed to be taken with two hands under a soft, thick belly and carried around the apartment, gently calling it "a mild animal", "a thoughtful beast" or "a good cat".
Young, unweighted cats can be launched. The Cat’s launch is done by giving the Cat acceleration in a horizontal direction approximately a meter above the bed. Launched, the Cat flies for a while, placing his legs like a white-flying, after which it lands with a soft sound, beautifully springs and immediately in horror rushing to knock.
A stunned cat can easily be tricked back by starting to make scratching or scratching sounds. After hearing such sounds, the Cat immediately returns back in the hope of catching the mouse. A deceived cat can immediately start again.
Being in a bad mood, the Cat is able to scratch you with a lap. Some, poorly educated Cats at the same time release nails and apply scratches. Real Cat nails against the owners never releases and very pleasantly lulls with a soft foot. Angry, the Cat presses his ears to his head and squeezes his foot with all his strength, which is very difficult.
© vv ® kaktyz

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13559
 10.01.2009
Thank you very much to those who are on different websites.

by BashOrgRu
by Bash1234

Let us support this together. I think everyone is killed by registering to download one file. It will be comfortable for everyone! On how many resources I did not go, everywhere this login suited) Continue!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13558
 10.01.2009
Broadcast on REN-TV
22:40 – 00:30 And in the morning they woke up.
00:30 – 01:00 Naked and funny [REN TV]
01:00 – 02:50 Emmanuel and the Aliens [REN TV]

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13557
 10.01.2009
3 months ago: Daddy's disc was rolled by the comp
Today I decided to see what was there.
There was a sea of reggae and Rastaman fairy tales :)
Q: I don’t think I know anything about him.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13556
 10.01.2009
Going to Jigsaw? Only after you, Mr Prime Minister! and ;)

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