Employees of the State Border Committee were forced to use weapons to stop the pursuit."

Have you been shot, right?

Legran: But my first mistake is being friends with my friends.
These pedingtons are friends without me.

I will give the water pipeline five months, and the electricity pipeline six months. The beautiful roads that we built there will last no more than a couple of winters: they are made of cheap cement and laid naked, without a foundation, and the fence on dangerous turns is made of painted boards.

Just a quote from the book "Atlanta raised his shoulders" about deliberately(!) Irresponsible and low-quality construction of the city, and how many interesting associations...

Question: How many men are needed to hang a shelf two months after it fell?
One bad woman.

by Lyu Iouk:
Sanya, now there will be a retreat from the topic... NEVER have a big dog

by Lyu Iouk:
I sold my bones yesterday.
A cow's skull with eyes

by Lyu Iouk:
He bite his bones and his eyes are now hanging.

by Lyu Iouk:
r r r r r r r r r r r r r

The North:
and ROFL

The North:
It is delicious :)

by Lyu Iouk:
It’s funny, but I look at it.

by Lyu Iouk:
They are looking at me too.

by Lyu Iouk:
And it is especially frightening when this bone with the eyelid is pulled out by oxygen, which appears to be only two-thirds of that bone... and begins to tickle...

by Lyu Iouk:
I live in a horror movie.

I go with the dogs to the park, the dogs quietly tremble next to the short slides, sunshine, birds, beauty and beauty. I was amazed to see how the verba goldened on the backdrop of the sky, slightly slowed. And near there was a young man with a wheelchair and a daughter of five years old, who suddenly began to loathe exhausted when he saw dogs. Not "gaw-gaw", namely, laughing - naturally, with a rift and subjugation, only in childhood. The baby in the wheelchair climbed and my mom strictly said to me: "Woman! Get rid of your dogs immediately! You see, I have a child laughing at them!"... I can’t even find what to answer:)

> It's another thing, my generally have time to get into a bottle of beer while I smoke on the balcony...

Friend, drink in a Mexican way: you wrap a slice of lemon, put a bottle in the throat.
Mexicans so from the flies, beer saves, but also from cockroaches.

How boldly and at the same time ridiculously the UAZ evolved from a Goat to a Patriot.

Sergey
Did you say that your beauty will make any guy crazy?
INNA
Not in this formulation.
Sergey
And beautiful and modest - not a girl but the dream of any guy
INNA
with a box)

You, you are an army with clothes! I used your mother as a puppy!

It is better to be experienced than experimental.

One wonderful mother, Katya, sent an SMS correspondence with her equally wonderful son, Sania, a beautiful young man of ten years of age and a stunning creativity.

and. Prepare for Dad
and. The control?
and. and English

and. Do the wings of angels grow or shrink?

and. Where to buy glass in the window?
and. And again??? to
and. Not in the school in the kitchen.
and. How did you do it?? to
and. Boots from feet

and. Go to Mukhara
and. He does not want to be busy.
and. Who is busy?
and. Mukhtar Mom than from Mukhtar remove the marker
and. Did you paint it?? to
and. Jaguar spots we played in the jungle your perfumes don't wipe out

and. Is there a chance to see a white bear?

and. Arthur is going to teach me everything.
and. What do you do
and. Aircraft Model Arthur
and. Be careful there.
and. Carefully in half an hour.
and. The bottle that you cleaned can be used for living people?

and. Doctor of the heart or of the intestines?

and. I need a cat.
and. What another cat? I have little mushroom.
and. It is already grey.

and. Crocodiles cannot chew. Why did you not tell me?

and. Am I your favorite?
and. The most why you ask
and. Your cactus has accidentally fallen.

and. Mommy!! My grandmother is smoking!! Tell me about the horse!!! to

For 23 years, everyone thought that Russia was on its knees, and it turned out that it was shrinking the Berks!

I just talked to an employee.
I: After we win the tender, we transfer the current points to another provider.
She: Keep in mind, I am on vacation from 26th, but by percentage I will be from 19th.

Kuzimama: In response to the entry ban for men aged 16 to 60 declared by Ukraine for Russians, Russia has banned the entry of Ukrainian women aged 18 to 35.
roxana_: The UN thought, thought, and ordered to set up a special zone on the Russian-Ukrainian border for joint residence of non-repatriated Russians with non-repatriated Ukrainians:))

A long time ago it was necessary to write a proga that generates a random combatant with Statham, only the colour of the tie, the car, the tile and the main villain change.

I dreamed today that I brought home three cats from the street and named them Black, Wise and Gepard.
What a madness. Why the Black...?? to

I go on the bus.
Nearby a girl, standing at the exit, disturbing everyone, managing to read the Kindle book.
After another stop, a guy begins to look closely at the head, gradually floating in a smile.
A new stop. The doors open and here this guy, at the exit, turning sharply, gives out - "he will kill Archimedes", after which he flashes and leaves the bus relentlessly. (St of)

From the newspaper free ads: I sell a Labrador puppy, colored pale

In the cafe advertisement: "You can’t use your wifi!!and "