This is:
Andrei: Do you want to go? Today suddenly shaded, at first I did not give any importance... I began to notice that in Kiev, the banners of contextual advertising are slipping. Banners offer gay dating. It would be obvious that I am not gay and I have never been interested in anything like that. This is where I thought.
[0:52:19] Yascher: O_o
Andrei: I live in a room with three other people and we all have one iPad.

You will soon be laughing.

The windows of my apartment are opposite the FSB windows. I’m already accustomed, I change clothes in front of them, I sing in a haircut, I have fun with my boyfriend – let them look, I’m not sorry.
But when I sit at the computer, I close the curtains.
XHH: Always is always.
HH: Because it is scary.

Both are smart:

The most intelligent:

One ordinary singer, in order to attract attention, took the loud name of a world-famous pronouncer and, slightly corrected it, built a nickname: Vaenga. It is good that from her drive to the esoteric, she did not take the name of another well-known prophet as the basis and did not become Globe.
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Do you know that Vanga is a name, and in her case Vanga is a surname, and is translated from Saami as "woman of a deer"?
You do not know, right?
So do not be wise." (c)

Waenga is a river in the Murmansk region, where the most popular singer comes from. That is why I took such a pseudonym. But translated really - "woman of a deer"

"These are the kids! 6 to 10 years"

What a tendency has recently been hysterically shouting: "This is kids!". They behave unbearably - "ETODETHER!", they will whisper somewhere - "ETODETHER!!!", wreck and jump on the heads of neighbors at night - "THIS CHILDREN!!Yes, these are children, and they need to have time during childhood to teach everything and raise them normally, because in 10-15 years they are already adults. Therefore, there is a period of childhood, so that a person has time to prepare well for adult life, and not for the scattered all-permittance. Then the neurasthenics grow up, prone to violence and suicide, who seem to be condemned, but in principle are unable to understand why it is not possible, if I want to.

"Tyfu the Pharmazon! You are always wiping everything. Television works for you. If you believe everything, then soon even the natural color of the sky will be perceived as something unworthy!
Andrei Belyanin, My Wife is a Witch, 2008
What to add here...? The rainbow has already fallen...

4xx: As cyclists say "Good OS "eight" will not be called"

There is discussion! Picture of the Negro.
The comments:
A good slave.
You can’t say that until you see his teeth.

The top comment:
The Negro has three white things: eyes, teeth and the owner.

Collective stupidity is not as striking as individual stupidity.

I have been reading here for a long time, and here I decided on, so to speak, a response visit.

Ordinary city N in the south of Russia. Hour of Pick. Repair of the road. As a result, a shutdown. And here some clever idiot comes out of the blockade on the sidewalk and travels around the place of repair on the pedestrian part.
Where one lamb goes, there is the whole flock: another eight cars are rushing to the pedestrian section. And here is the lock behind, and you can go back on the road. But... around the fence, the house - the only place for the congress from the sidewalk to the road is occupied by the "seven". The glasses of the "seven" are toned, but there is clearly someone in the salon. Our geniuses begin to show the driver of the "seven" in every way to evaporate and thus give them the way. The reaction is zero. And the entrance is the last remedy - drivers come out of the cars, holding in their hands the stealth rails and strictly go to the "seven".
All four doors of the "seven" are opened and out five... haishnikovs.
The curtain.

What is different from the piano?
The strings, deca and the mechanical part of the piano are located horizontally, while the piano is located vertically. The piano is much more than the piano.
Are you a musician?
No, I am a carrier.

Discussing depilation on the women's forum, using shugaring (lipped caramel, cooked at home from sugar, water, citric acid, something like wax), one of the comments:

I cooked shugaring. I am...

In the Korean subway, a young man pulled out his testicles and threw them at a station worker. And you are sitting behind computers and wasting your life meaninglessly.

The xxx:
You are a vegetable ?
YYYY :
I am a cowboy))
The xxx:
In what place? ?
The xxx:
You are a Chinese cupcake)))
YYYY :
Is it how?
The xxx:
Thin and tall))) breasts with puppies)))

Created a file called "Course". I adjusted all the parameters as needed - the font there, the interval, the fields... I wrote half-fat "Introduction". Retreated the line. Five gaps for the red line.
So tired. I go buy chocolate.
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May you be cursed, foolish foolish, exhibiting retreats with troubles!! to

Who will perform at the concert?
yyy: White wallpaper, black dishes! Guess three times.
XXX is Ikea?

Advertisement on the photo bar:
Review of Canon Zenit E + FD 50mm/f1.8
Yes, I am a pervert. Yes, I made the lens with the FD bayonet to the zenit. Yes, cold welding"

I am not a girl, I am a programmer.
Do not sleep with me, otherwise you will have stomach java, hepatitis C++, pitonitis and pascal of the brain.

Anna:Help is called lipstick hastened
Ekaterina: intriguing... and where was he in a hurry?)

At the age of six or seven, you also knew about concentration camps, bombs, who was Hitler, and so on. and etc? Somehow it seems to me not.

We knew, but I am good at 40. At that time, Hitler was not equated with Stalin, everyone knew that the Great Patriotic War was the Great Patriotic War, and the USSR won in it, and parents who survived the war childhood could tell their children about this and always raised a toast on holidays for "just if there was no war".

and Twitter.
A magical moment came when my English teacher barely understood my northern English language.
xxx: And I actually speak the northern dialect, it’s not just something incomprehensible.
xxx: I hope >_>