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Another way to fairly withdraw money from the public

Last year hanged on the entrance of the announcement "All on Saturday". On the eve of Saturday, some shabby aunt ran through the apartments and collected ten rubles from those who did not plan to go out on Saturday. It is much easier to give a dozen to an insidious applicant than to find out from him who and for what reason suddenly forced you to clean the yard for free.
The insight came later - our house is large, and collecting only a dozen, you could safely collect about 10 thousand rubles.

This year again an announcement, again a Saturday, and not even one, but already two. Probably very liked.

How I do not like when the strength of adhesion exceeds the strength of internal connections!! to
The Chio?! to
“Yes, I say, I don’t like when I open the paper packaging and it breaks not where it is glassed, but the paper itself is divided into two layers.

From VKontakte:

Rostovchan was upset by the fact of the opening of the lovely cafe "Dantes" on Pushkin Street. They are proud of righteous anger. I propose to pour the oils and open on the Lermontovskaya beef-beef "Major Martynov".

They eat sandwiches for breakfast. The oldest with sausage, the smallest with cheese. The child needs a sausage too.
You have not yet moved to the next level.

here here :
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Somewhere between Peter and Moscow there is a place where the shaverma turns into a shaverma.
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If you believe A.Buynov (there was such a singer 300 years ago), this is Bologoe :)

It started again.
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MAKELL: Excerpts from the Security Technical Statement!
The employee must not allow to work persons who do not have permission to work with dangerous equipment or PCs.! to
PC is a dangerous beast!!!
The worker is prohibited from wiping wet or wet wipes of electrical equipment that is under voltage (the wire is inserted into the socket).
(Thank you for the clarification about the rosette!)
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Never joke about safety. Usually cases are such that you can flatter if people did not flatter and die. There were many cases in which a person very ridiculously slipped, hit his head and died. The idiot is well, will die and lie quietly, and his relatives need to be buried.

Every quote is in vain.

And the joke:
A man with a sophisticated taste is looking for a girl 92,51x62,30x93,45. Not boring!

Developer and publisher of such popular computer games as World of Warcraft and Diablo, the American company Blizzard suspended Crimean access to their accounts.

It was lucky for the Crimeans.

But what do you know about fungal soup?! to
Tagged: Nihua for example
BottleUs: Many think that it is a must-have or other vermicellum!
It definitely doesn’t climb any door!
But the fungal soup, like the ear, is three compounds in the right proportions.
Tagged with: eeee
[0:20:44] LampIlicha: You decided to cook at night watching?
These are fungi of various kinds and varieties, boiled in water and boiled with salt with potatoes. And at the very end of the cooking, either raw cream or natural butter is added.
ButylkUs: It is then especially disabled citizens can crack the soup with cream or some other shit, but the real mushroom soup should be cracked only with peppers of different quality, I recommend red due to spice and not fragrance.
I would marry you, barin, with your culinary talents.

If your dad doesn’t love you,
Always watching the computer.
He does not want to play with you.
It should not be disappointed.
Go to the kitchen.
Take a sharp knife.
Dare throw your father in the foot.
To attract attention.
Dad will smile immediately.
Back from the computer.
He will want you immediately.
Definitely to play.
and on the railway,
in hunting and hiding,
And of course, it will show,
Like a jigsaw.

>>> In the system two disks - C: and D:, Kaspersky found the virus on the G: disk and honestly healed it.

remove the flash from the comp and do not upset adults with your idiotic sensations.

A line on a regional TV:
"A young family with a dog of Slavic appearance will film..."

Alexander is
Another trashmob from the collector. I wanted to make a statement on my credit card and they couldn’t give me it because I didn’t know the credit card number. The type is signed by the boss, he will not search for your credit card throughout the database.

Pasha
I love you))
I wanted to put money on my card yesterday. The bank does not accept 5 thousand banknotes, stood in a line in a coconut.
I also had to present my passport.

Alexander is
Did they mess up with the mail?? to

Pasha
Stranger against Predator

I started listening to the audio books of Faulz, sharing with a friend:

Nuuskamuikkunen
It is interesting to note that the episodes of sexual eggs in his texts are surprisingly profound and poetic. Today, just at the end of the shift, when I was already going to the dressing room, such an erotic passage began, I had to cut off the player urgently, because the men in the shower could misunderstand... :)))))

The utmost attack in women's toilets is not a line, but the absence of gaps on the doors and clothes with boys who believe that this busy cabin is clearly free.

Look at what’s happening at BOR'e! We have little sorting shit, so we still have a chance to catch a full-fledged cat-holivar! Well, though, cats owners clearly in the majority...
I am AHA. Ksta, I remember, it was still in SA... We lived under the battalion headquarters of cats. And here, they sent us a new writer, and he did not like cats, all the time pins, stones in them, etc. The cats went away and the rats came. The apotheosis became a joke when they ate half of his package from the house that he kept on his desk.

Do you have the same date of birth everywhere? information is insecure)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY It would be safer to be born on different days)))

Constantine
How is the mood, as small?
by 06.04.15

Elena
The mood is normal, small capricious, it gets used to for now.
by 06.04.15

Constantine
I understand him. 9 months of warmth and peace, and then such stress. I have not left yet.)
by 06.04.15

Elena
and :)

The West is wicked, insidious, hating Russia, vengeant, but judging by the fact that our officials keep families there, it is still kind. AQ