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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2516
 12.03.2008
by Fermer:
I’m in the web, and you?
and Levka:
On the web of what?
by Fermer:
worldwide
and Levka:
To confuse her?
Everything leads to porn! =) is

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №2515
 12.03.2008
She (12:09:50 6/03/2008)
All girls, sooner or later, will become women.
He (12:10:24 6/03/2008)
Not all, some will not be.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2514
 12.03.2008
XXX is Hi! How to do?
Yes, my nail is broken. Painted
xxx: and so on??? You are?!! Has the nail broken? Tomorrow is the apocalypse.
YYY: No, it layered and broke when I put the power unit in the system.
With meat, it hurts.
The Apocalypse is canceled.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2513
 12.03.2008
All of! Paul GTlab to school urgently! Training the youth.

The exam will be like this.
If a student brings me a beer from the store faster than another, he calculates the cascade on some Gushka while not having matured once*)), then 4, and if I still have time to drink this beer*))

And if the student calculates the cascade faster than the first runs - then his beer*)))

Here, believe me, everyone will bite science like bulldozers ?

by forum.gtlab.net

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2512
 12.03.2008
Have you seen the movie "Teleport"?
See also: UGU
I don’t understand why he’s always in the library.
I guess this is my homepage :DDD

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2511
 12.03.2008
Medvedkov will soon become the elite district of Moscow.
We will build a new one:
Tagged: translation
HHHH: and then Crevedkovo

And you, I see, are from Petrosianovo.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2510
 12.03.2008
Brand is
Today, the client brings the computer to the service, says it does not work. The standard question is "what is wrong?". Just a parasitic answer:
-The computer under the table stands, before, if you push it with your leg, slightly - it restarted, half-power - turned off. Now, although like a pin, the HDD begins to blink, and the PC hangs, you have to re-blink that would work again.
You want to buy a new J.D.? to
-No, can you do so that he'll reboot the snow at the pinch?

Sound.OFA
Did he think it was Fitzgerald? :D

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2509
 12.03.2008
Fuck, the quip issued a window in the lower right corner:

The "Information

The drunk ass.

Press Release"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2508
 12.03.2008
<R@per> He’ll go to Eurovision-08
<R@per> Let it sing the same song again
<R@per> And will do so every year until the jury complains and gives him 1 place
<R@per> Day of Surk, fuck...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №2507
 12.03.2008
There are fucking people in the world.

I'm going to have a phone call."""""""";".
and here. because of the corner there are cute such nephors, well, all like people - shrimp, hassles, on the face a smile dreamy.. and with the characteristic intonation of Galygin give out:"there". but here we are now as a bit from under the shrimp-something to stay,so as in the ass-something зааasunem, so that,blah, would you go from here, potential pido-rases."
I am running down the wall.The bad guys are retreating.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2506
 12.03.2008
I'm in shock who translated or invented in the Windows media player
puzzles (where show the snake all kinds when the music plays) For example: "The last spider", "Smoke or water?", "Sleep splashes", "relative peace", " poisonous green", "chemical flash", "I know the truth", "Brown waterwreck", "event horizon", "piece to the bottom", "pushy star", "space flight", "through the earth" and so on.
I’m in a shock, what do I have to do to come up with that?? to

JohnK

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2505
 12.03.2008
In McDonald’s, there are three girls of the advanced kind of petashnits. The phone rings and I hear a conversation:
Are you soon? Where are you? You are crazy! - Then to the side of the friends - pretend, she is in the museum of Dostoevsky!

c) Babamarta

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2504
 12.03.2008
Solit> Bonnpoos #188: What is the toll from the toilet in schools and universities? Three letters
<Lucky> www
<Gashich> dick
<Solit> Young man, Lucky! The correct answer -> www <-, was given in 3,838 seconds, and earned you 3 points.
<Wanderer> Lucky, you have a strange school.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2503
 12.03.2008
more
I was not allowed to go to the club yesterday.
Shrinking by
? to
more
Lisa gave me a book.
more
The guards asked me to look at my bag.
more
Well Lisa and says "just don't take her book"
Shrinking by
Hm is.
more
I: " Well, you look at their books"
Shrinking by
Do you have the whole ribs? ?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2502
 12.03.2008
I miss you... I already miss you.

HH: I too

I went crazy, and you?

Tag: tired

Tagged: falling

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №2501
 12.03.2008
Lakhdenpohya - there is such a city in Russia )) Let the world know about it, plus, the people!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2500
 12.03.2008
VIKYSIG
Do you know what is the Aztec Oblom?
VIKYSIG
It’s when you take a bath... you pour all kinds of aromatic oils... salts... you go to bed... you just start to catch the caviar... and...
VIKYSIG
You forget to pull out the hose of the washing machine...which at this moment decides to drop its black water, in which all sorts of socks with cowards have just been washed.
VIKYSIG
At the same time, hitting my already scattered j..pu with a 95-degree stream...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2499
 12.03.2008
Ninja: Are you here?

[00:52:06] Mexico: Well

Ninja: The Manda!! to

Ninja is fucking.

[00:52:19] Ninja: The Frogs of GNU!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2498
 12.03.2008
Neoxogen: ppc I happily understood that the refrigerator for me as an email...
Q: in the sense?
Neoxogen: Well, I go to the kitchen every half hour, open the refrigerator, see that there is nothing new, close the refrigerator and go back to the computer...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2497
 12.03.2008
Valentine
Sanitary workers in Germany are getting badly.
Valentine
Even if you are watching the movie, they are always there without cowards, probably elementary lack of money, specialty and nothing under it!

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