It is very soon on the street we will be able to observe the effect of “blowing bands”.

Early in the morning my husband came from work and used to embrace me to bed. And in my head for some reason it was solemn: "Today. at four in the morning. No declaration of war..."

allyffka: favorite "dress" my chest on the eyes like a binoculars and says - don't bother, I look into your soul

I had a wonderful dream today that my girlfriend is pregnant and I will soon be a dad.
YYY: Do you have a girlfriend?
XXX: This is not the case.

keesca: MY PARTNER CALLS ME "Hey YOU JOBB", THIS IS NORMAL???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????777 to 7
AwatARC: No, not normal. Imho, it’s too human for you.
Thank you, even if someone supported you!!!! to

Traditions around the world:
Each year one of the people (preferably a sectarian or similar) must announce the end of the world, and provide an exact date. People wait for dates and are divided into two types. The first are anxious and wait for the day and break; the other are eagerly waiting for the day and watch the first break.

c) The Prince

Johnny Depp is a comedian.
No, he has a wife.

xxx: that's why when a girl's shooter on the socks is formed, everything at once is poor, the socks are unfortunate, and when a guy's socks are torn all at once "hahah, here's a bomb!"?

AG_EviL_RS:"Putin drove on the "Lada Grant".Putin praised the car and decided that it needs to be driven to the country, especially since “two bags of potatoes” will interfere in the trunk. True, immediately start the engine he was not able to, and the luggage bagged." - Mya already.VAZ. Keeping Traditions...

from ZH:
- I would go, but I am from that part of the country where only advanced 3.5 people know about Navalny)))
Who are these other people besides you?

xxx: It was cautious on the part of the seller to wrap the scarf in toilet paper =\

On the car today:
Vladimir Putin asked to open the luggage compartment, but his castle was ashamed. However, a few seconds later, the luggage was subdued thanks to the joint efforts of I. Komarov and S. Chemezov.

It was not immediately possible for Putin to start the car due to the presence of an electronic gas pedal. However, the prime minister quickly oriented, and from the fifth attempt the car ran off.

Who needs a Louis Vuiton bag? The original from Beijing, there is a photo, I sell at the cost.
YYY: Who needs the original BMW from the new Urengoy?

xxx: Do you think the shop "Shoes & Pillorama" can sell shoes?
Yyy: Shoes, but sausages I bought there yesterday.

<raylu> “Ubuntu” is an African word that means “I can’t configure Debian”

I come home, and on the table a note with my mother’s handwriting:
"The refrigerator is probably broken". The word "Probably" has been repeated several times.

XX: I went... to the casting workshop. Actually I wanted to say "I went to cast", but that would be too much...

One of the orders from the building after the company:
The Serpent! Find out the mystery! No one guessed yesterday.
He is trying to formulate...
Which coin does not have anything?

I fucking thought about the mystery.

Ahuen life and a cup of coffee, please!and :)

Wear trousers over your pants, fight the system!