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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64433
 20.05.2012
Despite the fact that the doctors treated him, gave him blood and gave him medicines, he all recovered.
=) is

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64432
 20.05.2012
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The dear? and expensive?
Give me the context. Maybe dear
XXX: What is the difference?
Maverick: It really is! Good morning, expensive Alexey Andreevich )))

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64431
 20.05.2012
Once on their birthday, they argued and broke up naked at three o’clock at night to continue the banquet. From the first supermarket, the security chased out, in the second we started pumping the right and the yogurt whistler finally broke through the teeth.
And here is the picture with oil: a girl stands on the box, of clothes only a bottle of gin in one hand and money in the other. And the seller’s question: "Do you have a card?"

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64430
 20.05.2012
From Habr:
Isn’t the gate to hell in the basement of id Software?
“No, it’s in the basement of hell – the doorway to id Software.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64429
 20.05.2012
Celmz:Say to Drugs "Hey!" - So Moscovites Read Ukrainian Social Advertising "Say to Drugs "No!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64428
 20.05.2012

Olga
But why does Carlson, with his one-wheel circuit, not rotate the opposite side of the screw rotation? Does it create a counter-circulation of strawberry through the intestine and thus compensate for the emerging torque?
by 22:36:20

Egor
He is just a good friend of the child. So nothing bad can happen to him.
by 22:43:04

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64427
 20.05.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It was 16cm, now it is 25! Thank you huge!
The MMM is doing miracles!! to

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64426
 20.05.2012
Description of the Vampire Extinction Kit:
1880 Romania
The Gospel, osin colas-crucifixions and a wooden hammer for their killing, garlic extract in bottles and a syringe for its intravenous administration, a silver pinch and spikes for removing spikes.

The commentary:
Something tells me that from garlic intravenously not only vampires will die)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64425
 20.05.2012
Giving a sister a site structure to plan is like giving a pedophile a playground to plan.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64424
 20.05.2012
Miss Ah:

we sit in the courtyard of the 9th floor - through the road a children's playground, flanked by a fence

Once in a while from the children's playground a football ball flows out on the road.
They send for the smallest ball.
and through this road often cars go out, turn, some stop - wait until the boy takes the ball some do not notice
It's dangerous at all, and the ball is flying out again - somehow it's hard to worry - and will it not stifle the small car?
And I say:
So if they throw out the ball again and send the little one again, I’ll take the ball, snuck it off and put it in their ass!! to
Olya through laughter:
Why Do You Suck?
I am
As in a machine with a faint face:
Well, how... these are kids...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64423
 20.05.2012
As I decided to have children, it was time to have grandchildren.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64422
 20.05.2012
From the magazine at our workshop.
Description of the problem: the client's laptop does not find the network card.
Repair: went to the call at 15-00, eliminated overheating, looked for a driver, found and put late, left to drink tea and overnight.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64421
 20.05.2012
The quieter the child sits in the neighboring room, the worse to enter.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64420
 20.05.2012
Before I started listening to the headphones, I decided to ask for advice from the audiophiles — say, what secrets are, which side of the world is better to approach the table, and so on. The flow of wisdom flowing into my unprepared head left a stunning impression. If we put it very briefly, then, it turns out, the testing of any acoustics should start with playing on it for 100 hours of special audio discs with white noise. The records must be purchased from a small English company for £499 per copy. Copies of disks are not suitable: on them the noise becomes not white enough. This action is carried out to curl to the right of left-turned torsion fields and harmonize copper and nickel harmonics. After 100 hours, the cable must be carefully massaged in order to melt the silver atoms that have leaked from long lying present in all good cables. Anything that is cheaper than $100 should not be tested, but with disgust on the face to throw into the fork.

c) The Mango

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64419
 20.05.2012
XXX: How are you there?

YYY:Hello) to the question "how are you
There?)" I would like to answer:
In the lower layers.
society all
The farmers have begun.
Smell the fields and sow the grain! and u
You are there, O.
The bourgeoisie?? to

The bourgeoisie has everything.
It is established)
We eat shrimp, we drink noble
Beer in general
In the afternoons we wander, and
We do business during the day.
Evening with love.)
p.s I go in the morning 😉

YYY: What is it? The bourgeoisie too.
and cacao?O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №64418
 20.05.2012
We sit on the beach and drink beer. Two sympathetic ladies pass by, approaching the water.
The First Barishna says, “If water is not ice, I will kill you.” My friend says, “Kill, Water is Water!” and they couldn’t drink beer for an hour.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64417
 20.05.2012
Excellent form of notification on the website:

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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64416
 20.05.2012
There are no such numbers in my head. 19 billion dollars
A few hundred kilometers of Russian roads to build :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64415
 20.05.2012
seberya: Given that in recent years the cinema is just filled with reminders, I am surprised how nobody has thought of re-filming "The arrival of the train to La Ciotat station" in 3D.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64414
 20.05.2012
Imagine you are 40. You have a family, two children, a dog, a foil factory, a bunch of loans... And here comes a letter from Hogwarts...

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