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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2496
 12.03.2008
The fire is burning.)
Hearing the fire from a distant part of the audience "ya Creedko" replied: "Aya Prihodko"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2495
 12.03.2008
Without students, you are deprived of one of the main sources.

of self improvement.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2494
 12.03.2008
One acquaintance told me.

I went to church on Saturday. There is a lower entrance.

The church, he cried out. A fifty-year-old aunt with a boy.

Hand (year seven, obvious Caucasian outwardness) and timidly asks:

Can my grandson and I go to church?

And why not?

- Well... He is in our Muslim faith...Papa is there...

They seem to be forbidden...

Come in, sister, as far as I know, we have this for us.

No one has been stoned.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2493
 12.03.2008
I bought a praised German juicer, and it broke.

Did you drink a lot of juice?

- Yes, a little apple and orange, and already on the berry it is

Covered...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2492
 12.03.2008
Putin’s decree orders President Medvedev to be called “the re-elected and unemployed President of the Russian Federation.”
President of the Russian Federation 3.0. Conditionally free
Cyber: The Pre-release... :)
Third Opre: UGU
3opre: Downgrade to the President of Russia version 2.0 service-term 3
3opre: FSB edition
The cyber :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2491
 12.03.2008
I understand why people get tired at work.
XXX Why?? to
C3: Do not do anything at work =)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2490
 12.03.2008
kis37: I haven't slept for two days - I go home, I go through the refuelling, I look at the stand with prices and I don't squeeze - why do all the clocks show different times...

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2489
 12.03.2008
The friends! Don’t think I’m the last but the last is more expensive.
I was noticed today that if the electric toothbrush is kept in one place (on the tooth), then in 10 minutes the toothstone disappears.
But the dental corporations hide this info. For each tooth, take 5000 to 10,000.
I hope everybody can afford this luxury. Just need to buy it.

Very useful info. Many odmines (including me) are lazy to go to the tooth...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2488
 12.03.2008
XXX is
I went to the village... and there was just a maslenica... on the main square of the typho... very symbolic it all looked... on March 9, happy men, with joyful cries burning the grandmother... remembered the phrase: “Hate the witch! Your celebration is over!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2487
 12.03.2008
I recently learned that we are selling our license consultant and 1C to the office, which stamps tons of piracy discs.
Chakis

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2486
 12.03.2008
RUMKO: I sit in the computer class, the girl fits, asks here inet works?
I say yes.
She pulls out that end of the cable that is from the comp to the network and cuddles to her notebook, locking it not on the network, but on the computer, stands waiting, passes a long minute, which I am worth titanic efforts not to cuddle and she gives out, fuck you don't know - what I said then! It turns and falls... I roll...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2485
 12.03.2008
The bad bus :(
2nd?
Babies, they are everywhere :O
2: Which float on two seats at once? Or those who surround you like zombies and suck your breasts?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2484
 12.03.2008
M is
Now I think I can drink a cognac to warm up.

andrpodolsk
Drink it, it makes it easier.

M is
You are the best good doctor, you are the best doctor.

M is
He squeezed the rabbit’s legs.
He would jump on the road again.


M is
And Max poured cognac.
The pain passes a little.


andrpodolsk
Then I poured more vodka.
The pain goes through the nasopharynx.



andrpodolsk
Then I even drank beer.
Max is beautiful.

M is
The beer broke up again.
In the morning the head is shattered.
M is
They drank and danced.
and good doctors.

andrpodolsk
The doctors looked beautiful.
Fearful and red.

M is
They all loved each other.
several times in a circle.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2483
 12.03.2008
Yesterday we went to the electronics store, to the laptop section.
Well, they are there in a row, you can play them, see what they can do.
I approach the next note, go to the screen properties and change the standard screensaver to the text "I broke".
I leave for 2 minutes and leave.
Suits a man with a sales consultant, he begins to pair up all the merits of this note.

What was the surprise of the man, when after the phrase of the seller
"we give it a warranty of 1 year, but believe it is broken" on the screen appears the same phrase "I broke".

The man and the seller just rolled under the table with me.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2482
 12.03.2008
Madisson
It was on Tuesday.

Madisson
Presentation was shown

Madisson
I presented – I told

Madisson
I was opposed to the prejudice.

Madisson
from the rear side.

Madisson
I'm quietly under my nose: let's go.

Madisson
The first parties fell.

Madisson
I think I’m burning 😉

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2481
 12.03.2008
From ASI:

Knox (16:42:15 9/03/2008)
Give me a description of the emoji: Kissing

Knox (16:42:39 9/03/2008)
I have no animation.

Deserved to smile (16:43:39 9/03/2008)
In this smiley, one yellow circle with a mouth turning to the other with a mouth and cracks and kisses in the side of this circle, which is why the circle with cracks is covered with a red scarf)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2480
 12.03.2008
<xxx> How to connect XP & Windows Server 2003 please describe everything in detail
<yyy> We put 2003 and XP. Then we put the systems next to them. We take the scotch (preferably construction) and bind.
<zzz> asked to connect instead of glue!
<aaa> Let’s put 2003 and XP. Then we put their systems next to them, we take a clutch of spikes and tie, tie. There are two connected servers. Protocol II of SPICi

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2479
 12.03.2008
My wife is sitting on a pair.

Kettarry (13:01:33 7/03/2008)
Girls on the back draw members of their boys thus measuring who is longer

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2478
 12.03.2008
by 111
We tried yesterday by the whole group to explain to a Chinese woman in English how to pass the analysis on feces.

by 111
This is the quotation)

by 222
And the result?

by 111
We got stuck for the word toilet))

by 111
They showed pantomimes.

by 222
X – X

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2477
 12.03.2008
AAA: Why is the doctor who treats neuropathologists called a neuropathologist?

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