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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13515
 08.01.2009
Here is the seat! (I started reading about self-made caramels (I cooked them as a child), I decided to drink tea - nothing to do. I think I will make sweets. I cooked whole cupcakes!

I put it in a plate to cool. 7 minutes later, the tea has already cooled. I decided to go see my candy. In short, it turned out that the edges froze, and the middle is not yet, and it clung deadly. He began to evenly stretch out the edges, the caramel stretches and freezes.

Prepare, fucking, candy - it turned out shit knows what - whether a vase, or a pot... Oh_o

by Neonick

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13514
 08.01.2009
Do you have cigarettes?
Arcon to eat.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №13513
 08.01.2009
I've seen different xxx but fucking this first time, fucking
YYY and what?? to
The xxx have eaten carpets for mice and the one has a blanket for mice, he covers it for the night. Yippidy yi yippity
zzz Fuck the wicked already and here hit, pidaras, the mouse when the compete is turned off continues to burn
Zzz and aim to fuck sleep, fucking fucking!!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13512
 08.01.2009
It seems that in Russia the decrees are accepted in the same way as the user agreement.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13511
 08.01.2009
<Diss> I send from the site, for free, myself sms, with all kinds of gentle nonsense.
<Diss> Red, I smile, I read. Until now I do not respond.
<Diss> The main thing is to have time before the sanitarians come.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13510
 08.01.2009
Yesterday my dad brought the cat. And red again. I have a third red cat. How to call it, please tell me.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13509
 08.01.2009
I have stomach pain all day.
Sakura: What did you eat?
I didn’t eat anything :(
I am a fool (I am a fool!) I hadn’t eaten anything for two days.
Bob: Going to eat what came

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13508
 08.01.2009
As if my wife was leaving, and I, eating up with my friends, on the way home fell my elbow on the beaten glass. Pull home, let the bandage look for, not found, and the bloodshed chopsticks, the buyer...
I had to stop the blood of the wedded pads, wrapping them to the wound with a scotch.
In the morning, the wife, coming home, finds everything in the blood, the pads roll around, the husband sleeps drunk... said:
Do you have a menstrual period and are they menstrual?
Until I saw the hand, then laughed, and got the bandage, and I did not find it.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13507
 08.01.2009
People on many forums when registering is issued an error - "Login and password match", I suggest on such sites to make the password ytrewq. The plushes.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13506
 08.01.2009
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
XX: Do you know my Aigula? So, with her face-to-face sex is not easy! HDD
yyy : )?
xxx: forever she has a serious rough does, and fucking the most terrible - forever in my eyes looking without breaking, me immediately rotting pulls and the erection disappears))))0
yyy: o_omg :D
xxx: So this is the same situation, I looked at me, I felt that it was sluggish, and then it will be "concentrate on me!!and "
XXX: I was scared at first! Then on the wild rust broke, from the couch yobnuts, the wheezing began)))))))
She got offended, dressed up and left :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13505
 08.01.2009
.4LPINE: The student's notepad differs from the student's notepad at least by the fact that the student's name is written on the notepad, not the teacher's.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13504
 08.01.2009
added 2009-01-05 22:32
I open a bottle of beer and it’s full!! There is no real under the throat, but there are no miracles.

Sometimes I work at a brewery and some drink beer before bottles are blocked and sucked in them.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13503
 08.01.2009
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YYYY: well
HH: I understand why. It was not the ring of Calmar. I have eaten Gandalf))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13502
 08.01.2009
Family life is when you try to drink a girl not to drag her to bed, but to play the computer.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13501
 08.01.2009
My sister told me now.
A man was walking in the street with a mastiff. He says to "Sit" The mastiff sat.
This is "Lying" Mastiff is sitting. Man: "Let me lie down, I said". Mastiff is sitting.
A man bowing to the dog: "What in the eye?"
Mastiff is lying.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13500
 08.01.2009
In the chemical and technological university is the protection of diploma projects. And before the third speaker comes to the receiving projects the scientific director of the work, and says: "And now I would ask you to be more tolerant. A girl is protected. The second pregnancy. and complicated. Please understand her position".

There comes a girl with such a bad butt. He hangs drafts and others, opens the report and begins it with the words: "The country is catastrophically lacking in rubber...".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13499
 08.01.2009
ShiNiGaMi ‎(18:21):
The fucking! I hate this physics!! to
Evil ‎(18:21):
Why did you go to Phnom Penh?
ShiNiGaMi ‎(18:22):
I hate the other things even more!!! to
Evil ‎(18:22):
O_O


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13498
 08.01.2009
xxx: girlfriend interrupts the phone conversation:"Now, wait... (pass a little bit of time): This is a bastard! I sold the alphabet for 4 soldos. I’m looking at Buratino here!"
I’m already through tears: Sunshine, sunshine, did you expect this time to work out?It is :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13497
 08.01.2009
It is hard to stop in time when you forgetfully and gambling

The sofa.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13496
 08.01.2009
in the days. Another exciting journey through infinite spaces

The Internet. I went to a website with an offer to test IQ. I have long dreamed.

A simple test - triangles, squares, booklets, half an hour of breathing.

At the end:

If you want to know the result, send it to the number...

by Jamu.

You are registered, send SMS again.

Fuck, I am sending you.

- Thank you, your IQ 56, you want a certificate - send another SMS.

In my view, 56 is something like a loophole....??? should be

Check the balance...

Check to 500r. The curtain.

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