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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2476
 12.03.2008
He: I put my hands in your pants.
Keep your hands away from the saint.
Why is this a holy place?
She: And this is the topic!
He: Place of Universal Pilgrimage
c) the sea

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2475
 12.03.2008
sheik (17:53:38 3/03/2008)
I am a fun basketball player.

Nude (17:54:29 3/03/2008)
I am a curlingist of a sad image.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2474
 11.03.2008
The xxx:
Hi, do you speak English?
and kroll:
There is a little...
The xxx:
In English please!
and kroll:
Oh, sorry... so lu4she?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №2473
 11.03.2008
What did my mom give?
Egg - Egg
Oh my dad, don’t you relax? ?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №2472
 11.03.2008
The Children’s Clinic. A woman comes with a 5-year-old boy. The boy is capricious, she sits, trying to entertain him. Laid out toys on the bench (a whistle, a jump on a thread and a balloon)
He asks him:
Can I take a whistle?
No is
And the ball?
is not
And the ball?
- No, I won't play with him afterwards if you take him in the mouth.
The woman sits smiling, says, here is what kind of hygienic boy I have.
The boy asks:
Mom, did you get into the roof?
I hear a disturbed woman’s voice:
I did not take...
I don’t eat, Brahma.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №2471
 11.03.2008
xxx:>> Senja was the hottest day

xxx:>> 4.5 hours of sex....

xxx:>> then meeting with old friends...

xxx:>> and big plush mouse as a gift from a guy)

yyy:<< Did you try to put Linux on? could not! There are familiar losers! I put Linus! And the guy said - our linux, if you tortured viruses on the screw, keep - panda antivirus!

yyy:<< So it was all, right?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №2470
 11.03.2008
There was only one question from the user who eventually bought before the promotion.

Why do you raise the price?

I thought and looked away from the monitor. A dry sheet and the dollar exchange rate fell out of the window. The first drops of rain fell. The white man, running past, stopped and looked at me. In her black eyes, I saw the oil pipeline, the mortgage crisis, seventy percent of voters, and the ozone hole. Her eyes looked at me with all the wisdom of the universe. I realized that at that moment I couldn’t lie.

David, I said, we just want more money.

c) Lifestyle business

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №2469
 11.03.2008
Advertising at the bottom of the screen on TNT: "Unbelievable! They predicted the outcome of the presidential election!! The battle of the senses in 5 minutes."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №2468
 11.03.2008
How do you explain that I saw you on the street with some bald mudlan?? to
WOW: Young man, Elena is currently in the shower and can’t answer. And this bald mudlan is her venerable father Sergey Vasilyevich, I mean, I understand her young man Alexey speaking to me now.
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay..................................

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №2467
 11.03.2008
I recently went home from the club in the morning (at 4 a.m.). The streets are empty terrible silent hill some. I thought I took on an empty glass bottle, so if you could get rid of the hooligans. On the way home, he went to a 24-hour store for a mineral, left an empty bottle at the entrance, so as not to look like an idiot. I go out of the store - the bottle is gone, and there is no soul on the street. Ninjago is no different.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №2466
 11.03.2008
We will survive - we will see, we will survive - we will know, we will survive - we will count!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2465
 11.03.2008
Krasnoyarsk becomes a cultural city, now on the posters of Boris Moiseev write "gay"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №2464
 11.03.2008
I go culturally from the store home, I see the wedding cat breaks through the whole yard. Like one cat and a dozen porn cats with clear intentions.
The cat runs to the car that stands under the window and from it straight f fortochka-swarno is behind it with packs. From the hut wild babsky scream "Kudanahuy all at once?!!"... "Don’t miss out here!and "
Spring of 2008 has begun.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2463
 11.03.2008
<b>Cappella<b/>
The Black Bible. The girls impose a spell on the man and he is given to the one who ordered it. Then these girls call the demon, he rapes their chief priestess, she is almost swallowed with sperm and gets to the hospital, the ritual collapses. After a few days, they try to repeat it, bringing a human sacrifice. But the victim responds to dying, the massacre begins and no one survives. Except for the victim who makes a treaty with the devil. He enters her and she begins to catch the school of virgins, raping them with a penis that grows right out of her clitoris.

<b>Rad Schuhart<b>
These are the Japanese, these are the Japanese.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2462
 11.03.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I suppose you are constantly drunk in the most abusive places!! to
xxxxxxxxxxx:
But how did you get drunk in the screenshots and even connect the whole camera!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2461
 11.03.2008
XXX: Finally Understand Who Are the Gopes
GOPs are aggressive NPCs of level 1 who attack everything they see. They can decide to ride into an animated crowd of 20 people with castets and katanas with a sweet smile walking around the city in search of expats and golds.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2460
 11.03.2008
Watching with his wife and little daughter cartoon "Ricky-Tiki-Tavi", his wife asks:
"Is it a mustang, more precisely a Samsung, or how is it there?"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2459
 11.03.2008
We have a server for 25 users - raised fairy-tale ride 5 level, 4 gigs of memory, the rest of the filling is good, but it is a prelude.
We shout when we set up the inet or do a chat - we open the Bacha page as a test, the deck called the boss and said to write out another of the same servercheck.

Uncles and aunts, fasting at BASH, first of all, thank you very much for the quotes about the difficult life of odminofs, and secondly, about the chicks, post a bit more, right? We still need 48 port catalysts.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2458
 11.03.2008
The administrators of the basha foolishly the popularity of the site at any cost the further the more idiotism on the site, the time to create an analogue of the basha in the old style and old traditions.
Who agrees with the pluss

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2457
 11.03.2008
Learn to forget what you don’t need to free your memory.

the necessary.

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