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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13495
 08.01.2009
“Daddy, when you lost the most money – during the 1998 crisis,

During the 2008 crisis?

- In 2006, son, during the divorce with your mother!!! to

At the time, I didn’t understand why this was called divorce.

by Dankin.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13494
 08.01.2009
Yyyy: You have some royal stuff =)
Who said this? punishment!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13493
 08.01.2009
Lilith: I know what cellulite is! When a person tries to think with his ass for a long time - there are twists on it!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13492
 08.01.2009
The girl has disappeared...who will see, let her go!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13491
 07.01.2009
Bork73 is acetate. have heard? From January 1, the trolley buses with trams are expensive! It is 8 rubles.! to
Maxe.Effect: cool)) I will buy a couple!and :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13490
 07.01.2009
Lenore
Tell me an interesting fact from your life.

Sid
Once in the 1st class I was sitting at the first party, was an excellent and a better pa-boy, and then blinked in the middle of the lesson on a pottery, a neighbor, a teacher's table, a journal, a notebook and the teacher herself.
Lenore
Why is?
Sid
because I was afraid to break the lesson and could not ask "Can I go out"


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13489
 07.01.2009
Why should a woman be persuaded to do what she wants?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13488
 07.01.2009
In 9 months, there will be a New Year's gift "made ni chayno"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13487
 07.01.2009
“Well, in short, this shit was bothering everyone that we had sex... and now everybody goes and asks me, such as:"oh, is it true that you had sex?"
WOW: And you what?
HH: What am I? I honestly answer that sex was, and it was the best one-and-a-half seconds in my life)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13486
 07.01.2009
(Telling with a whispering whisper)

They say if you gather with friends at night on an abandoned building. Put wooden benches in half a circle. Sit on them in front of each other and start to mat...
Xenia Dogs will appear!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13485
 07.01.2009
No, no man, that’s not all. Listen to:
Hypomonstrapedalophobia is the fear of long words.
Interfector: A Hippopotommonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of pronouncing long words.
Interfector: Behold, you have this hernia, you come to the doctor, he so "Sit down, what do you have?" And you have him "I have a hippo... hippo... hippotommonstrosskeppedalophobia!" And you start running around the office "A-a-a-a-aa! Yippidy!"
<<Argentum>>

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13484
 07.01.2009
Y is fucking! The world is beautiful! ) Do you not notice? )
X : Oh yeah! But she’s dressed well ?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13483
 07.01.2009
One of the brothers turned in the grave, as the other at this time nervously took a baseball beat, went out on the street and looking for Bondarchuk!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №13482
 07.01.2009
xxx: I can't live with my aunt anymore - try to cook on such an orange borsch, and also these her cockroaches about water (((
YYY: What are they?
Yes, it has a water meter, water should be saved all the time. she took the seed in the bath water - she bathed herself in it, then washed it, then washed the floor, and then...
YYY: And that’s a borst, right?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13481
 07.01.2009
The guy who rings on the forums under the nick and with the password qwerty - RESPECT YOU!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13480
 07.01.2009
<-=DRAGO=-> people passavetuite plz passatret shata very very very terrible in ls plz
<profi> look at your face

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13479
 07.01.2009
What seemed unresolved over the course of the semester, by the fifth transfer does not cause any problems.

MEDOFF ©

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13478
 07.01.2009
XXX is Hi!
XXX is cacao?
It was half an hour ago ?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13477
 07.01.2009
I went to the store and bought a carpet. We go to her house,
Can you come in, can we shop?
I am not, I am driving.
She - well, you will take the cheek and swallow it at home.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13476
 07.01.2009
2008-12-19 22:47:56 Anna

Hi, I am 16 years old. I am a virgin, but my boyfriend and I had loves, sperm on the genitals did not get, but got to bed, could I get pregnant in some way? Delay 2 days, pain in the abdomen, a little nausea, appetite is normal. But at this time, I often lacked sleep, was nervous and there was climate change. I am very worried.

2008-12-21 14:29:10 consultant - Vladimir

Hello to Anna. With all my respect for you, I want to tell you that you are a fool. thank you.

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