XX: I bought a laser plane builder.
XXX: For digging in the garden is a great thing! and :)

YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: What
YYY: What will we eat?
xxx: I don’t know
XXX: What do you want?
YYY: to eat
XXX is logical

At our entrance there was a rumor that a man had died alone, and this rumor, because of her speech, was unwittingly spread by the woman of Tamara. It turned out that everything was okay with the man, and today, when he saw her, he says to her: See, Tamara, Easter has not yet come, and I have already risen!

I had a friend who liked to tell that he had an IQ of 92, and since the average is 90, it means that he has a higher intelligence than the average, and was very proud of it.
Now I can easily recognize this subtle line: under-average intelligence is when you don’t really know what the average is, don’t read the test cap (and generally the small font in any documents), don’t google in case of doubts, and in principle never doubt your correctness.

xxx: News "A tower crane fell in India onto the Air India aircraft it carried" and I am: Staaa?
Yyy: Oh, these Hindus with their physics...

Lizardian: “A collection of cult photographs of the last 100 years that demonstrate the grief of loss and the triumph of the human spirit.”
I like such names. It’s a pity that they don’t write – a unique photo you could have seen a hundred times in a collection of 100 unique photos you’ve never seen.

from VK, <group>
There was a huge shrimp in my room today. Now this is his room.

The first stone
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Yesterday one of them flew a couple of meters. While I was surprised, I thought, and what is this horrible black mouthy shit? - flew into the polyethylene with popcorns, there shuffled... And, realizing that nothing can crumble, very clearly thought BILL! - and with a sad burn deliberately flew back into the window... I always knew that polyethylene with buds rolled!!! I recommend!

C 4PDA

In the Apple office:
Can we make a new design?
No, we changed it a few years ago, who else has any ideas?
Let’s fix the gloves on the old Devices?
Why Why? Let them buy new ones!
Do you want to add new emoji?
It is genius! We will do!

Only then went with anxiety and started eating carefully.
I built a cat.

You killed the cat, not “built”. The puppet, youth.

GOMEZ: You tell me what idiot should have called the company that makes cats "Hello Wood"?? to
And the question is, why did I buy it?
Gomez: The outcome is a bit predictable.
Gomez: "Someone from the garden came down"
I had a caries in my tooth. Now I will bring a new one.

Reconstructors, Tolkienists... My neighbor makes stone-age tools using stone-age technology – this is where hardcor.

I decided to code. I went to a drug dispenser. I was not accepted. They said, “It smells like you.”

How to love a guy at work when there is a husband and a child?
Advice from the user: If everything was well in the family, then I didn't think about this guy. If the family is more expensive, then do so-gather the kidneys of the rebar, cut three hairs out of your nose, a couple of his hairs, the husband's hairs, pick up 3 liters of your urine, and exactly at midnight start to cook all this. When you swallow all this to the cockroaches in the toilet, no advice will help if it is scratched.

I love browsing websites with recipes. I am looking for new. I find the recipe "Solanka in Siberian, with mushrooms". Among the ingredients are olives and lemon..Since I studied geography, apparently a lot has happened.

How is your girlfriend you met on the net?
YYY: Yes, she is blocked on social networks! Everything is gathering! It is some kind of shit!! And asks everyone to repost every shit.
xxx: Well yeah) Laikofila and repostitutka )))

XHH: Ignoring yourself, Vladimir Vladimirovich, and not suffocating your skirpace!? to
ууу: we wait for the phrases from "Kin-dza-dza!" - " A violinist is not needed, native. It’s just excess fuel eats"

VVV: Shash killed simply
vvv: "We are looking for players for a cottage role-playing game based on Sailor Moon and other fighters requires players for the following roles..."
vvv: I would never have thought that Seymour Moon was a militant.
VVV: But here you are...

You have idiots clients.

You won’t believe, but yes.
And that is good! The consumer must possess this invaluable quality.
Otherwise, we would have been mastering new planets for 50 years instead of inventing even more washable pads, a thicker dishwasher, and even more absorbing pads.

A priest beat a businessman with a cross for a parking spot in the center of Novosibirsk.

The cold writes a lecture, asking for the bill.

It is cold, hello. Can I go with a pair tomorrow? Make an account.
Wouldn’t it go without a bouquet? I am not one of them, and they will not understand.
It is cold, sorry. Android has corrected the message. I mean the runner. I am sorry.
Prepod: No, like the 21st century, tolerance, all things. Don’t be ashamed of your beliefs, etc. Take the runner.