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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2456
 11.03.2008
of the Заполярье. by Gadji. See also 12265. If it is simple, it is built.

Ordinary building, whose gray barracks are made of silicate brick

They were placed on a roof above the base of the APL. Additionally, it must be said that

The company subordinated to me was not quite an ordinary builder. She was

The mountain pass. Soldiers are usually selected from

Mining and mining villages. Therefore, the group had either

one "walk" to the zone or "minor", or a conditional period. The other guys.

But it is, by the word.

And today our company was waiting for a new supplement. As usual, first

He was afflicted with the murder, because he was promised that with a new replenishment in the company.

The artist comes. Neither more nor less. Oh how! I hope no one needs.

Explain what Lenin's room is and how much there should be.

Posters and Benefits?

... And here he is... The artist... the regular car from the mining town of Gorlovka...

Hooliganism with a sentence of one year.

For the sake of justice, it must be noted that he actually painted.

The workshop. Any black and white photo in his hands in 3-4 hours

It was transformed into a color portrait on the A3 sheet. But most importantly, the main

It was not that. The car was, among other things,

“The Ring!” This is now the fashion profession "Tattoo artist", and

It was just the ring.

The company was covered by the madness of the highly artistic tattoo. The car is not

He simply carved out with the needles the emblems of the troops and the DMB, he could easily

Tattoos all paintings. The car had a special machine.

Made of electric shave. Those who want to go to Dumbart

The memorable tattoo stretched for many days. The soldier fantasy.

It disappeared quickly. Finnish knives and roses, wrapped with cloth wire and

Cobra gets tired quickly. DMB 1987-1989, XF with polar light

Almost every soldier was stunned. The crowd was deeply depressed.

Suddenly the head of one of the sergeants enlightened, he took a decisive step.

He went to the car and whispered heavily to his ear:

“Sasha, can you cut out an elephant for me? In the member? So that

When the end stands up, would it seem like the elephant hobbits up?

The car thought for sight, but in a couple of minutes for 3 portions of the morning

Butter oil agreed. A week later, Sergeant Gabashvili

I boasted a new. The elephant raised his hood in the morning.

A new wave of madness. The elephant was followed by a series.

nostrils, but the peak of the soldier's smart was the order for a portrait

Neanderthal, compressing a powerful oak in his hairy legs. the caretime

There was no time to sleep.

Most of all suffered the company's komsorg, the globe euphrator. On the one hand,

Komsomol’s conscience did not allow him to take advantage of ideology.

It is a harmful hobby, and on the other hand, “hunting is harder than hunting.” The penalty

He breathed and headed to the car:

and Sanya. Give me something too. Well, this is that. The Neanderthal with a dude.

of LADY?

No question, tonight. In the home. You are selfish or selfish.



The happy Globa asked the deputy police officer for dismissal and ran to

a navy pig farm, which is next to the GSS, since pigs were regularly chased

There is selfie.

In the evening, pulling 150 for courage, shaving an improvised "holst",

The penalty collapsed in front of the car. Self-driving car riding machine,

quickly rolled Globe on the stomach pre-prepared truffle, accepted

100 grams on the chest, and I took the job. The fine was happy. All about

It all went 2 hours. A bandage with novocaine was applied, the body was wrapped.

After 5 days, in the washing machine in front of the mirror, with the accumulation of experts,

Desiring to see another masterpiece, Globa began to dilute cautiously

Binded...

On him, from the mirror, crushing his eyebrows, in a buddy with a gray star,

Compressing the gun with his left hand, he looked at the Red Army and was terrible.

He asked, “Are you a volunteer? “” Nail on the index finger

was absent...

...Globa shrugged his eyes and complained, with a sparkle stuck...

Rambler (petrovdv@rambler.ru)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2455
 11.03.2008
Every woman considers herself irreplaceable and believes that she could easily

Replace any other.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2454
 11.03.2008
by 1111:
We are not in Moscow =)
by 2222:
A... and where?
by 1111:
On the edge of the world, where the sun begins its journey through the infinite glare of the sky, where the very shore of the earth washes.

The great water and three whales of the universe allow the fountains over its surface.
by 2222:
understood
by 2222:
You are in Moscow.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2453
 11.03.2008
The bots decided to capture the world 0_o

83654209 (17:54:30 9/03/2008)
Request for authorization.
Please authorize me, 83654209 number...

Mellior (17:55:49 9/03/2008)
by Nadia

83654209 (17:55:50 9/03/2008)
earth

Mellior (17:57:53 9/03/2008)
The Martian Chole? Do not pass!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2452
 11.03.2008
Only in the country. On the road overwhelmed, with spots almost to the knee, will hang a speed limit sign 80

And on the three-band, well made, on the edge of the city - 40.
with a radar.

This is another thing, but in Obninsk, on the exit from the city, you can cross 5 consistent lines))). The drivers said they did not handle the technique.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2451
 11.03.2008
by [STR]
Milla, you are a unique person.

by [STR]
Only you can stretch the meaning "I ticked the computer" on 20-30 messages in the ass, in each of 10 words...

by [STR]
And start describing the problem with how you took a shower and suddenly wanted to go to the computer.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2450
 11.03.2008
Nika 18.45 (23:12:43 7/03/2008)
sweet dreams, and erotic fantasies... let you dream the first 3 pages of kamasutra
Vadim Stanislavovich (23:12:59 7/03/2008)
The empty page.
Vadim Stanislavovich (23:13:02 7/03/2008)
Infos about Publishing
Vadim Stanislavovich (23:13:07 7/03/2008)
And the authors?

(by aaz )

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2449
 11.03.2008
xxx: The chief decided to take a 22-year-old boy, who has the current 11 classes behind his shoulders and a juppy school, although there were two candidates with red diplomas of a politician.
The type says, a smart guy if he knows that the problem cannot be solved, he will not solve it, and this if he does not know, he will solve it.

Einstein is fucking.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2448
 11.03.2008
Nazism in St. Petersburg has become so acute that even the St. Petersburg Hachis hate the Hachis.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2447
 11.03.2008
The batteries are off! Spring has arrived!
JQ: The fucker has come.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2446
 11.03.2008
We had a guy at work yesterday, the brake, as it turned out, instructed women on March 8th to buy gifts.
Few people can guess what could come into a sick head... this fool bought just a little bit of a comet, a feather, a sponge and a dishwasher. A thousand rubles.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2445
 11.03.2008
xxx (22:54:47 7/03/2008)
It’s time to drink the pills.

yyy (22:55:20 7/03/2008)
Which of them?)) To improve memory?

xxx (22:59:34 7/03/2008)
What what?

yyy (22:59:45 7/03/2008)
The tablets.

xxx (23:00:13 7/03/2008)
Which pills?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2444
 11.03.2008
Valrog I do not digest at all the making of any intimate relationships to some extent on display

Valrog is an incapsulation violation

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №2443
 10.03.2008
PURE: It’s a pity that you don’t know English, as I know it... Otherwise you would think that my nick is sounding "unclean", and not purer at all...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2442
 10.03.2008
Man: The show around midnight Happy Tree Friends, with all the warning inscriptions, is a crime, but KillBill’s idiot with the cut off of the limbs at 21 am is normal...
Fuck these moralists with their double morality already to the evil... Transvestites, pidarasses and old marasmatics each holiday occupying all federal channels are of course examples of morality...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2441
 10.03.2008
I went on the street on March 7. In front of me, a man turns to the parade, begins to house. I go in a hurry and hear the dialogue:
by KOBLA!? to
The apple!
The black?! to
Fuck me!
What, who?! to
Nothing is me!
Who is!? to
and I!
“Oh, Vasek, I’d say right away, fuck you don’t come in!” and they hang the phone. The man is leaving.
I seem to live in a no less foolish city than Musecca...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2440
 10.03.2008
I remember dancing with her at graduation in the 10th.
Her chest touched my...I have a heart.
Deceased
10 years later I met class...I danced with
Her stomach touched my... I wanted more vodka.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №2439
 10.03.2008
Shadow in the metro! A crowd of foreigners are sitting, in turn measuring anti-gas (see where they bought a souvenir) and joking about the fact that in the Russian subway there is electricity and there is a chance to ride (it became apparent as ppc), and they photograph everything on a digital photocopy. Here there are two types in costumes, approach them, touch the face of students!They are talking about the KGB! and about secret developments, foreigners in shock, take their anti-gas, and a card from the photocopy, coming out! I almost died, guys just respectful.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №2438
 10.03.2008
Fuck, tomorrow the trippers of Matan...

It sounds like a venereal disease.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2437
 10.03.2008
[18:35:43] <@Casket> I and my neighbor voted for the Darth Vader and the type I know about Gordon Freeman...
[18:35:51] <SNG-Warden64> crazy, you should have voted for Freeman
[18:36:16] <SNG-AlteR> in the presidents?
<SNG-Warden64> yes
[18:36:25] <SNG-Warden64> he cheats silent
[18:36:27] <SNG-Warden64> but his business knows
[18:37:06] <SNG-Warden64> here is what you can see
[18:37:12] <SNG-Warden64> Bush and Freeman talks
[18:37:18] <SNG-Warden64> bush cheo there chases chases
[18:37:25] <SNG-Warden64> freeman stands up and quietly on his buttocks his foam
[18:37:30] <SNG-Warden64> all, America at our feet
[18:37:36] <SNG-Warden64> which nuclear missiles Zhirikova f top
[18:37:53] <SNG-Warden64> or imagine, the Americans will go to war on us, their freeman 1 will bring out
[18:37:58] <SNG-Warden64> half foam

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