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And paint it in black, ahahah black metal turtle
He will sing from under the couch.
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Pepe, I’ll run away then you’ll grumble.
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The cat is scared.)
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:) exactly
Such a song, the turtle from under the couch," about the fucking cat you came fucking" Mitya repeats - " came fucking",
and the cat shrouded - from the closet - "pizzetz"

Zebra: Dad went crazy on the journey) Home tea finished, he broke Teraflu apple and sits drinking it with cookies)

From Zh.
It is not shameful to fuck a man’s wife. My friend’s wife is ashamed. Why is?

One of the comments: The first is like underworking without the knowledge of the tax and the main employer, and the second is theft.

Instructions for Fire Safety:
If a fire has struck you in the basement - do not despair, lie on the floor near the passage and cover yourself with a cloth - you will definitely be found.

A serious issue in the forums
> To unarchive %name_programme% I used WinRAR, which is valid for only 40 days. After 40 days, %name_programs% will not be packed back.

I go from work and watch the beginning of "Spy Dogs".
A truck is worth. discharge of products. Four dogs rush, they start laughing off the seller and the driver. One catches a piece of meat and under the cover of the other three runs away. Those who waited until the first decent retreat went after her. By the tactics developed I realized that this is not the first store...)))

XXX: Yes, you’re running out of the torrents?
YYY : She. So, did they start to plant?

xx: on a pack of cigarettes the inscription HD =) see good cigarettes
yy: For boys of increased clarity =)

He: Let us go.
She: Let me
He: So let’s go.
She: Let me
We are wasting.
She: Give me
He cannot communicate seriously with you.

Chat at work:
SPIDI (13:58:48 29/11/2011)
now I am sitting in the toilet, who is pulling the engagement and knocking I on the machine issued "go in" pen is pulling again is distributed mat then rust and who is running)))))
HEAD (13:59:38 29/11/2011)
I am sorry ?

Yes, the men are not lucky (we have a better shoulder)
We are writing standing ?
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Especially in the frost.
by mmmmmmmm
In a clean field ?
It is comfortable))
xxx: but when I go to the toilet I sit on the toilet and do not stress)) or when drunk, for example) do not need to get into the toilet)))) sit and sit)
I can do that too ?

Yes is
Being a fool is good.
I laugh, others laugh.

When I start missing an ex-girlfriend, I go to the social media page. I network to the guy she has now, and I listen to the hectic rap he’s composing, and I’m getting better for some reason.

Would you give a man for a million dollars?
YYY: No for anything in the world!! If I could win a million...
XXX: in a point...

I sit, steal for teaching a new book from the party of the library, scan in djvu. The problem is how to remove the stamp of the library. Is it little. Three hours forged inets in search of the proge to edit djvu, all on the nerves, tomorrow agreed to settle for the bill.
Here comes the mommy, he says, white piece of paper, where the stamp is.
0 0 old school!! to

Girls, if in the subway you are sitting and in front of you a charming young man and does not take your eyes away from you... Relax, just behind your back is a subway scheme ;)

A friend’s story:
- I sit behind the comp, scratch the websites, scratch the music... I watch, spam: "The prediction of Vanga: Something terrible will happen in 16 days"...
Then there is a warning: "Attention! The licensed version of Kaspersky expires in 16 days.

My favourite mantra: "We need to be careful with synonyms. Compare, for example: "the old witch" and "the old witch". Apparently, in essence the same thing, and you come and tell some grandmother and you will feel the difference"))))

Foreign medicine has gone a long way ahead of our translators in the end of ophanareli... I read the instructions of a complex preparation with all kinds of calcium, magnesium and other substances needed in the body. Russian section of instructions: Strengthens bones, nervous system, etc. Contraindications: with excessive use of the drug can cause a temporary state of immortality.

The rabbit! No such side effects. He snorted the pill and went into battle until 30 seconds of immortality slept... The dream of the RPG-shniks, ept!

I just discovered in a practical way that large blankets have an undeniable advantage. You can go into the carpet and put a blanket in it.
WOW: although you can probably make a hole for the face and not use a blanket at all.