In the battle between hunger and laziness, the outcome is not obvious.

xxx: I hate the message "...if nothing helped, contact the system administrator"
Because I am a system administrator. And I don’t even understand why this jerk doesn’t work!!!! to

ENOTTM (15:22) : how do you succeed?
Fidel (15:22) : oh thank you not in p#&^u!
ENOTTM (15:23) : what about the details?
Fidel (15:30) : do you have cyanide potassium no chance?
ENOTTM (15:31) : there is a little, and a tail and soap with a rope! :) bought in his time "Designer Kit"
ENOTTM (15:32) : there was still a set of GIPs, but there was also added col and oak...
ENOTTM (15:33) : but the set of the general contractor was quite expensive... there was uranium 235 - chewing was ))

Do you work as a freelancer or have a journalistic education?
Of course, there is a Dufakov education.)
The Jewish Education :D

Alena (11:51:25 25/04/2011)
Smoke is volatile.
Alena (11:51:33 25/04/2011)
Alexei
Alena (11:51:38 25/04/2011)
Alexei
Alena (11:51:53 25/04/2011)
You are..................*
Alena (11:52:01 25/04/2011)
Drinking less

XX: Be a bad guy, but don’t give away.

Often irritates not individual events, but the opinion of strangers about these events.

It was a few years ago. I went with the brigade to install the air conditioner. We then travelled on the VAZ 2104 - Jigul-universal. The device itself is loaded in the luggage compartment, heavy, to pull on the hands of no one his reluctance, so tried to get as close as possible to the customer's entrance. For that, I had to go to the sidewalk. It is now the sidewalk became a road part, and then people still had a notion.
So here we go on the sidewalk on the first transmission, and in front of the grandmother-God-God-God-God-God-God-God. The brigadier says to the driver, "Just don't signal, or you scare to death, then you will not avoid sin." The driver of the teeth crushed - well who hunt to drag on the pedestrian, but the instruction fulfilled.
He did not signal, but several times pulled off the clutch and gased the engine. My grandmother, at least. Grandma stopped at the entrance where we needed to go. While they were unloading, the driver approached the grandmother and said:
“Grandmother, you couldn’t get away. Have you heard that the car is driving behind you? Was it not scary?”
The grandmother replied, “Son, did you want to frighten me with a jigg?” In the 42nd, a German tank was following me, so I didn’t get off the road until I needed to turn. But the Germans, the fools, indeed, greatly bragged...Thank you – youth remembered.”

For the birth of the second child, Putin has allocated 250 thousand.
For the birth of the third child, Medvedev promised to give the land.
The fourth child will be given a car.
The fifth is an apartment.
The sixth will be given a villa in the resort.
The seventh will be given a private plane.
And only after the birth of the eighth will finally be offered a place in the kindergarten. for the second child.

Q: What can be the fastest?
The light?
Ohhhh no! The thought! I’m at work now, and I’m in bed with her.
WOW : ))
Fuck, I’m back at work... Fuck, how fast.

In the topic "because gladiolus"

Comrade rested in the south. The dress was colorful, with a lot of feathers, ropes + long hair, etc.
He walked, and the locals touched him.
No money was found by a friend, the phone too, then the gossip stumbled to the fenecks:
Is it like you have that?? to
The Bakugan. Answered a friend
The tri-neuronal system of the copnics was broken and they hanged, and a friend quietly went on.

I was sitting in the toilet cabin, not touching anyone... suddenly I heard a snort from the neighboring cabin.
Someone probably had a really tough weekend.

Now I talked with a familiar judge on the topic of arrangement of children in kindergarten. I shared that this year's turn didn't arrive, and I principally don't give it to the foot.
The judge said he gave it. When I, gently speaking, was very surprised why he did this, the answer was: “I was advised in the prosecutor’s office to do so.”

Overall, because of alcohol abuse, the British miss 13 million working days a year.

It doesn’t seem to have been done without British scientists :)

Fuck, this is the paradox, I downloaded a book "How to stop postponing things for later " and I am constantly postponing it for later to read it...

The guy proposed to put an accordeon on the breasts so that it could be "played".
She advised him to tattoo a clarinet.

I ordered cards from one company. A letter from them:
Evgeny, you do not take your business cards, you ordered them from us via the site, 50pcs-240pcs.

Another question we have for you, we mistakenly printed your 5000pcs instead of another layout, we want to ask if you do not need another 5000 of your visits at a discounted price of 1600pcs?? to

Now I think, maybe instead of tapes, we can glue them?

XXX is all. From tomorrow I’m losing weight, I buy kefir and apples!! Fuck it all!! to
YYY: No, sun, you won’t lose weight=)

Average family: for three women - two men, and one of them - a cat!
Population Census in Samara.

I walk past the coder’s office, knocking at the door. The chief of the department holds the subordinate’s skin, ticks his face into the monitor and says, “Who gave me this here? who?and "