With thanks :

Small tricks for every day:
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I watched the Korean horror film "Karaoul Post 506". There is a scene where a guy cuts a bulb, wearing a diving mask.
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Sometimes I wear glasses to not cry. Maybe the mask is better.
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A little bit of yourself. I, for example, when cutting on an onion or singing or talking. No need for any tools.)

Thank you good man! Yesterday I cut the bulb - no tears))
(Author of the first quote)

have survived. Yesterday in the conversation with the girl used the words "post" and "post", when she entered 17(!An old younger brother, tolerantly corrected the "dorming dinosaurs": "It is right not to fast, but to post. You have a strange conversation."

I’m doing bilingual work here... and you know what? The manner of building the sentences of Master Yoda is similar to the peculiarities of the grammar system of the Armenian language!

Scientists have taught monkeys to speak in the sign language, and they can now communicate their thoughts to people.
yyy: After such discoveries it will be clear that they can be allowed to participate in the elections :)))
XXX: After these phrases you should be deprived of the right to participate in the election.

The most impressive thing I’ve seen from mistakes is the word “smokes” that my friend wrote in class six. No, not about a volcano or a cigarette, but about a bird. The question is "but how!?" he quite logically replied "that the fig will understand you with his rules - all the time I was told that "ca" can not be written, it should be "it", here I wrote".

What do you think to give a loved one for her birthday?
Give her what she wants most.
In order to give her what she wants most, I will have to sell my apartment, all my internal organs, go into credit, rob a bank and still not have enough money.

In old age, the current glamorous blondes will not be filled with sand, but struts.

is
Modern English is very similar in structure to Chinese.

Myst
Tell me about it in more detail.

Iskander
The structure is similar to Chinese. and lightly.

Myst
This is much more detailed. thank you.

from ZH:
Russia was struck in the costume of Brijuni. And the Russian people recognize only the Watts.
- But many dressed Brijuni right above the Vatican.

and survivors

>Give me a clear answer at the last time I wrote a very beautiful and other unreadable and then...<

Thalia is a Georgian name. Well, like Danelia or Topuria there.

When a whole information agency completely blocks you the possibility of “not coinciding with the opinion of the editorial board” on the Crimea, putting all your accounts on a blacklist, in all social networks from where you can go to them, blocking all the niches that are not connected by their name, only then you feel that someone is listening to your words!
You are the enemy of the state.
And that! I haven’t even fought with Matt yet.

It is not politically correct to call hookups hookups. Now they are Ukrainian Americans.

HH: And here the sheff is going crazy. I ordered everyone to draw a painting (I’m not joking!!!)
On the subject - how you see the structure of our company. The format of the picture should be no less than A3.
I wanted to paint a big ass. The Aquarius.
Then I decided that literal interpretation was never art. So I decided to approach the issue more creatively.
Printed the names of internal units on small squares, glued it all on the vatman, drawn functional relationships. And the departments, which we call amongst ourselves the "outilities", are just very fat-packed with a brown flomaster. Well, like an easy hint of my real attitude to them.
Now I sit and I don’t know where to glue the boss’s wife.

He hung a feeder for birds (a simple bottle with a rope, where wheat is poured, etc.). A week later, she was stolen and transferred to the neighboring yard. Question: Is Nafiga doing so?

It is possible to get married to a pet in Australia.

XXX is yes. This is my wife Greta. Greta, the voice!"

Sergey Viktorovich is an avid smoker. There is a story of how Lavrov protested the decision of UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan to ban smoking at the Organization headquarters, when he objected that this was impossible because Annan is not the owner of the building, literally [15] “This house belongs to all UN members and its Secretary-General is just the governor.”

here here :

I started playing a toy teaching programming (for the little one need, I decided to test). The brain boils! Dear programmers, respect for you!!! to

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Game in the studio!!! to

I know it’s not my business, but it’s:
>>> Talk on the phone with a friend from the village.
Hi, how about myself?
Friends: Yes, the situation is shit. They shoot me here, I hide behind a tree. I'm not very comfortable talking now, let me call you later?
And all this with a calm, smooth voice. The harsh morals.

He called back? What happened if so?

With the numbering of houses by places is even more interesting. Peter - the crossroads of the Parachute and Dolgozerny - the whole courtyard is filled with 33 houses with bodies on both streets.

Nigeria is no less developed country than Russia. You would know how similar some African cities are to Russians. Until the fact that urban "landscapes" can be difficult to distinguish. The same roads, five floors, garbage... We really have a lot in common with them!