From the ASK:

How language changes over time:
19th century
and *
Instead of naming herself and stating the purpose of her parish, she began by saying to me:
Can I expect that you have nothing to do with my name?

I told her that she could count on it.

c) N. Leskov
* / /

21st century
Fuck you, who am I?
to fuck.

xxx: how is retry translated?
Tagged: attempt

He (is a cake): Will you?
She: I will be!
He: Well, go to the entrance...
I thought about the cake.
He: Yeah, I’ll stop the tooth circle for the cake!! to

and NNHH. I am bound with foolishness and foolishness.
WOW: You were going to tie up a hundred times, what did you do again?
Today I woke up in a village 150 km from the city, in an empty house. In his pocket he found only a page of his passport, which contained a photo and a key from the closet from the neighborhood. Healthy reasoned that the contents of the closet will help to find the rest of the passport (quest, hoole ^_^) and when returned to the city immediately went to the neighborhood that opposite the house. and naive. There are a dozen of these villages in the city.
Wow... did I find it?
XHH: In the fifteenth, when I already decided that he was on the fuck - the last attempt and I get a new (although I would have to). In addition to the page-breaking passport, I found there two cans of cartridges, a roll of paper and two A4 sheets printed with my handwriting. Of these Niibazza treatises, I only uncovered what I decided to build a bunker, and for this I went to the village with some of the same cigarettes to the grandfather of one of them. We will have to find them...

by buro_usabe
That’s the PPS! ?

OMAH PEREPELKIN
well? )

by buro_usabe
Karachi, 7th of May

by buro_usabe
Russia celebrates the Baltic Fleet.
Russia is Radio Day.
Vietnam Day of Victory.
Day of the Presidential Council.
Denmark Day of Prayer.
Scotland is Spring Day.
Day of Defender of the Fatherland

by buro_usabe
Do you know what fucking in the United States? :DDDD

by buro_usabe
U.S. Album Day for Cutting Cuts

Sometimes it seems to me that in the place of Enter you have the key Y.

I have a friend who was born on March 8.)
xxx: Married two years ago, wife was born on February 23 )))
A year ago, they had a son. What number do you think?
March 8th?
1st of April *ROFL*

Gunslinger
Parachute, in general, in the plans for the summer.

Gunslinger
and five jumping

by Elvin
Why exactly five?

Gunslinger
I don’t have any more clean pants.

When the home phone rings, I always force my niece (3 years) to say that I am not there. Some acquaintances begin to get through this, and the current is such a dialogue.
The phone call. I scream to the tribe: Tell me that I am not.
She takes the phone:
and alo.
Call the smoke.
There is no smoke.
Not exactly? It is suspicious)
The tribe turned to me:
Do you really not?

by 455562073
Request for Authorization
Do you want money?? to

sard
I want
But you go on, for the case.

1st You know what breaks the protection of PussyForce 294 x86.
2nd What?
1st Alcohol at 40 degrees

Goody :
Stacey, you have to go!
I’m sitting on the net, can you imagine? Cable is not connected.)
I’m in panic running to the woods (with thoughts, I cut off again, shit!) I run out to the forest I see two guys who cut my cable so accurately.)
I run on them with the scream "Suki!"what to kill...They scream from me and scream something in the footsteps. Only then did I catch that they shouted "We are installers".

I forgot to cancel the repair request. They think I still have a broken grid and disrupted that piece of wires that we and you did on Friday.

I know I’m wrong with BOR readers, but I think it’ll be forgiving.

I love a girl who is very busy studying and can’t find time for me. I love her very much. I will do a lot for her. Please make sure that she and the whole RUNET know about it. Her name is Nastya. She lives in the city of Bratsk. Studying at CB.

Natasha my love. I love you the most in the world! I need your warmth, I want to be your meaning! You bring light and joy to my life. I cannot without you. You are my everything!
The cat is forever yours.
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If you want to tell me who I am and what you think of me, you are here: 490526839. And I apologize for the string line :-) Press on plus - I will be grateful!

033: fucking... fucking google.. I can't find photos of the penguin hail =(

March 8th to you, dear women! From the entire male part of the readers of Basha!

I’m in the subway today, in the hands of 25 tulips. There are almost no people on the platform, there is a guy with a girl. The guy sees me first, instantly embraces the girl and gently unfolds her so that I don’t get into her sight.

There is the first song: Good traveler enter the glorious city of Baghdad, you will not believe your eyes.

by admin (3:01 PM):
All the ladies with the coming holiday!!! to
As a gift for today opened the website
by admin (3:01 PM):
The first 10 guests will receive a discount.

She is:
How is your temperature? Is it all holding?

He is:
About 37 today
Average level lower than yesterday.

She is:
Soon it will be a maid.

He is:
The main thing is not the room.

YoXL: There were yesterday's newspapers, and now there is yesterday's tower