A 22-year-old Canadian tourist from Canada survived the bite of a rare poisonous spider in New Zealand. The spider hit the young man in the most vulnerable place - the genitals.
The comment pleased - Who sucked out the poison? ))

Speaking of the students:
I want to: haha! That is something else. my friend on the oitshnjaga is studying, told how they on the sliding button in the sorting paste a paper with the inscription "Update"!

by Habr
Read the history of the Internet. For example, the case as a hacker entered the control of the satellite and took it into the open space. That case prompted serious thinking about security and network separation.
The poor hacker.
The hacker was not caught.
When he was caught, he was taken to the open space.

XX: Here, I started to study English. I teach every kind of childhood.
XX: Erši шы ф зут
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You were fucking fucked. You are learning Albanian.

Oh well?
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Oh, you are the fool in the green shirt, who was smiling and in the car looked through my shoulder, and the shirt is driving to the right, clinging to the phone?
I am O_O
You will answer me for the body xDDDDDD
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Fucked on?! to

I am (22:49:23 13/04/2010)
Today my mother and daughter (80 years old) came to the examination... hysterical. Naughty to the limit - broke without a line, the girl (healthy, like a tank) in her arms almost carried... cried for the diagnosis of "little circulatory changes" - ah-ah, how, she is so young.
I am (22:50:32 13/04/2010)
The girl is all in piercing, with pink hair and a jacket with rabbit ears on the cap... in the direction.
I (22:52:03 13/04/2010)
and normative dystonia. A complicated history. Taking into account gabitus recommended MRI of m". We were crying. All of. It is really super.
Sister (22:53:20 13/04/2010)
I did not understand the direction.
I am (22:53:24 13/04/2010)
Normative dystonia is the norm.
Sister (22:53:59 13/04/2010)
AAAA
I (22:54:01 13/04/2010)
Complicated history-it's puzzled relatives, gabitus is the appearance
Sister (22:54:38 13/04/2010)
and :)
I am (22:54:52 13/04/2010)
Hm, the directing doctor – good... warned... They probably took his brains out. Most importantly, a healthy woman.

A drunk woman is little different from an inflated woman.

~<[D0zZzA NaRk03a]>~ Boogal to boogaltery..

xxxh: I work as a logist in a company engaged in the supply and sale of Polish clothes
Suppliers are burning napalm. Invois sent a price for a new delivery today. We will soon have the "JABLUZKO women’s collection" and the "JAKURTKO men’s top clothes" :)

The other friends, Marinka and Dimka, have a cat named Anus. It was very nice to hear from Dima the phrase when Marina and I came from the village that summer: "Anus was something dirty, I washed it. While washing - all the hands scratched".

by V0G:
Today, in the subway, the aunt preached the Word of God loudly and long. On the paragraph about the death sins, a wandering musician with drums entered the wagon and began to play the beat.

by V0G:
The aunt continued to weep relentlessly, calling for repentance, threatening a fiery fire and some terrible punishment.

by V0G:
And the match would have ended if some uncle didn’t get a saxophone.

I like Vasya and Petra. Vasya is outward, and I like Petya as a soulful man, he has such a cool ass!
You have strange notions about the soul.

Q: What is the toughest pain technique: "turn" the neck or pull out the arm?
What to do to hit a little foot

to this:

We went to Ulyanovsk on a business trip. There is a monument to the letter "Y". So, the funny question about visiting this monument is: "Did you have Y?"

This is one of the most important things in the world.

What if you ask "have you "? =) is

In the Provider Forum:

Help me to recognize the movie!
I don’t know if this movie is out or not. The essence of it is that two aunts get into the storm and hide in the house of a sick psychic, who then torments them and eventually seeks them with another pepper, so that one creature gets.

There was a similar story on Sisam Street.

I didn't smoke two weekends, saved 70 rubles on cigarettes, from the absence of a cigarette appeared appetite, according to my calculations, eaten rubles for 400...........

Stick (17:54:49 16/05/2010)
She’s not a prostitute, don’t insult her, she’s a very good girl, she loves to do something.

To this all
to this:
to this:

Dootch: And when I was a child, when my parents took Dandy so that I didn’t close my eyes, I set the telecast to catch him like a neighbor from the apartment upstairs is playing.
I was sitting straight and rattling for hours) so I learned what his new games came up.
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Given that Dandy did not have wireless communication, as well as the fact that the telephone does not broadcast in the radio band what came to him on TV-in. You were either snooping, or the setting was that you ran to the neighbor, crashed into his cord from the dendi and dragged to your apartment.
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You are Dolby. In general, the dendyk was connected other than via the usual antenna entrance, and, in this case, it was not easy to catch the TV through a couple of concrete walls. And at the time when they appeared, TVs with video input were quite rare, because most were connected through an antenna.
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Here we distinguished the true old school from the glamorous school.

To the crowd:

Do you also think that your ex-girlfriend is a full jerk?
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and ah. The ex-boyfriend’s current boyfriend is too.

Looking at the cat licking all of itself, you think that it doesn’t matter if the hot water is turned off or not.