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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47252
 11.05.2011
When I was young, you needed a million dollars to be a cattle and you didn’t have anything for it. Enough connection to the internet.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №47251
 11.05.2011
Child 2 years. He was sick for three days, so he was constantly moaning, swallowing, sneezing. I call my wife in the morning, asking, like a son. Reply to:
Well, you know, not bad, tonight we have replaced that monster from the underworld with our sweet and sweet son.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №47250
 11.05.2011
News of the day on "Echo of Moscow":
Dmitry Medvedev believes chemical castration of pedophiles is possible, but only on a voluntary basis.
Do I have the feeling that they’re all fucking fucking?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №47249
 10.05.2011
I am looking for an orgy girl with Linux.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47248
 10.05.2011
never thought to see Muslims (family, 2 wives and husband), a Negro (1 in a bunch of crowds saw), 5 (!) A summer child (I don’t know why his father brought him, because the child was diluted after the second song and brought him home) and the Scots in the Hardcore kills (black, hanged with chains and slanders) at the Rammstein concert. It is a tolerant multicultural country. But I was not allowed in the collar with the spikes because of the security threat.

Canada, Toronto, May 8

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №47247
 10.05.2011
Svetlana: I think, looking at who to compare (Michel in a pine boar I’t write)
Marchao: Well, do you have a pine bear without mice?)
Svetlana: a pine without bear and mice
Tagged: KMM...
Svetlana: Something didn’t go well...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47246
 10.05.2011
We had a school before, and now we have a school. I just don’t remember what that means.
Based on recent reforms, it can be assumed that it was a municipal educational institution, and it became abrasive.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47245
 10.05.2011
I'm happy I wash my dishes and I'm ready
Yyy: ready to wash, wash the punks

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47244
 10.05.2011
I came to Omsk on the 6th evening, took a beer and watched a movie (and I took a good beer), and from the morning at 9:00 knock on the door - there is a housekeeper and a company, they say we have a Sabbath... well, I actually say good guys! And you probably for my blessing... I crossed them mean and closed the door!)))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47243
 10.05.2011
Who has cut you?
My favorite is my designer.
Stylist of Cooley?
The Interiors:

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47242
 10.05.2011
Feel an intelligent person - learn about the closure and resumption of the porn lab with BORA... and stop being so ;D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №47241
 10.05.2011
To the post about the wine "soul of the monk"
"soul" - can not be a verb. It is either substantial or de-participation. A terrible word?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47240
 10.05.2011
Go to work, give you another cat to feed.
Which other cat??? 0 - O
Who will pay your salary

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47239
 10.05.2011
xxx: how to film (when you go to the raid, for example)?? to

YYY: you need to press the print screen button 25 times per second, and there will be a video

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47238
 10.05.2011
Topic about the top of the neighbors from above (how to fight):
10 tips to get rid of, 7 just killed
7 is Become a doctor, start treating your neighbors for free from obesity and bring them to anorexia, they will not be able to melt loudly.

[ + 92 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47237
 10.05.2011
Alex: I read the news: "Topol" Monet sold at auction for $ 22.5 million.."
Color of Summer Night :D
Alex: long wondered who Mona is, and why he sells rockets so expensive

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47236
 10.05.2011
XHH: The head of the previous DR, our team decided to give a shredder. You should have seen this grown-up and serious, like an uncle, screaming at the phone, laughing and shouting: “Take it off, these shitters gave me a rubbish bowl!”

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47235
 10.05.2011
Everybody has hidden winter clothes. Don’t forget to check your pockets! In the autumn, this money may cost less, and you do not need to buy a new flash )))

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47234
 10.05.2011
The historian of education. The 8-year-old son approached and asked if I had read The Little Prince. In the end, it all turned out to be a lecture on whose side France fought in World War II...Bite me with a stick!!!! to

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №47233
 10.05.2011
Apparently, the Lviv banderists still violated the international ban on human cloning. I simply do not see any other explanation for the increase in the population of these pirates.

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