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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2396
 09.03.2008
I work as a psychiatrist at the "ambulance". They give us a call, take a control card, read and begin to quietly slide down the wall.
Reason for calling: the nest

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2395
 09.03.2008
Literary classics were created by "bird tools": feathers and

The wings of inspiration – in the age of progress, literature needs to be created

have a computer keyboard and a flyer to determine the direction of the wind

and success.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2394
 09.03.2008
I work in a construction company, head of the advertising department. Today on

my mailbox sends a letter from LLC IMKO, with the topic: congratulations

8 March from RG IMKO... text of the letter - Dear Vadim Sergeevich!

The Advertising Group "Image-Consulting" Congratulates You with the Coming

Celebration of March 8th!



In the appendix a postcard with a letter:



Success at work! Friends are only friends.

The weather is pleasant! Gifts are only needed.

Ghosts are exclusive. Flowers every day.

Let the people breathe after you, “Queen!”



Oh, if at all

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2393
 09.03.2008
In connection with the purchase of the control package "AutoVAZA" by the company "Reno" new

The vehicle of the joint venture will be named "Avno". conducted

Negotiations on the purchase of Gaz and Holding.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2392
 09.03.2008
Nastusha
How do I put a ball in the square?

§ †_r@ -geR
And the ball can be put only when you are happy or your birthday!! to

Nastusha
How to be happy?

§ †_r@ -geR
I don’t know how to sleep.)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2391
 09.03.2008
I kissed a girl, her lips were painted with a mask, so it turned out that I was very worn out with a mask, now if I am kissing a gentleman today he will think that I am a pedicure.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2390
 08.03.2008
Development: I do not smoke, do not drink, do not use drugs.
Development: I don’t listen to sad music, I don’t ananish
Carrie: “Takes with a stick”
Development: Alive
Carly: What about Nahuya?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2389
 08.03.2008
by Natasha:
When you read Bash, you get a huge pleasure and think how many nice young people with a subtle sense of humor, but when you go into "discuss", you understand that the fools who orgasm from the fact that they write the word "huy" in comments and wildly rejoice about it, much more.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2388
 08.03.2008
1: John McCain just now must be gay to win!
2 Why?
Because there is a Woman and a Negro!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2387
 08.03.2008
by Phoenix:
"NASA and ESA are preparing for Phoenix landing on Mars"

by Phoenix:
I was very upset and was warned...

The xxx:
Here is the fucking

The xxx:
So you will be stumbling

by Phoenix:
your mother

Phoenix went to collect warm sweaters and clean the scarf... sweaters...

The xxx:
GG

The xxx:
Blast cleaning

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2386
 08.03.2008
now from the main office came a presentation with a congratulations to women of our branch called "8marta.ppc", and I fully agree with their policy
by Komar

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2385
 08.03.2008
Citizens of any democratic country have the right to an IMHO

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2384
 08.03.2008
Fuck, why on the banner "Do you want school friends to find you?" there is no huge button "NEEEEET!!!" and

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2383
 08.03.2008
As soon as you have written "Hello", be the first to answer "Hello, how do you do it?"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2382
 08.03.2008
Tigr06: If you don’t scratch me, I’ll be scratched to SX
Nightwolf: Where is it? =) is
Tigr06: the union of counter strike! They will take your servants! They can make the whole world fun!! I have a friend there!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2381
 08.03.2008
I also swallowed pigeon juice.
- O_O
He is a blood type ICE.
Is it cacao?
- "Piggy" - from pineapple

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2380
 08.03.2008
What about XXXX?

YYYY CHO? And a date?

YYYY is standard.

YYYY is not scary, funny. But with their cockroaches in their heads.

XXXX is not scary, funny, and without cockroaches is a man.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2379
 08.03.2008
The girl:
Let us meet.

SnuSnuFriK:
Hm, let me

The girl:
My name is Nasta!

SnuSnuFriK:
Sasha

The girl:
No to Natalia!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2378
 08.03.2008
Yes, but the TV show said that the symbol of the Olympics in Sochi will be a dolphin on skies, which has long been considered a symbol of non-sinking. Strange, and it seemed to me that in Russia the symbol of non-submersibility was always something else... By the way, the original symbol could come out... on skies >:(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2377
 08.03.2008
or-beat 6/03/2008)
How good it is when you don’t get anything on 23-)

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