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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47232
 10.05.2011
What hell is it in hockey?!! to
Get to Ovechkin Gilette!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47231
 10.05.2011
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I was told by Loki at some point during a conversation today.
His mother works as a teacher, and they and colleagues noticed that after some time after the elections they remove several directors in the area, and for some non-serious reasons, which can be applied to anyone at all. They were interested, looked closer at what schools stand out, and noticed that they had the worst statistics on the part of voters for the EP.
by Aimenel
Ogo
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I am so surprised:
How can the director influence? After all, it is not the fact that the parents of the students vote in the school, they can not pressure!
They think...
and yes. How can they influence?
Katya is counting. If the statistics are bad...
netl
So the director " loses confidence", we have to believe...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47230
 10.05.2011
1 - Drawing
2) Greetings
1) How to repair?
(2) - wallpapers in the room were ripped... it turned out that the walls were holding on the wallpapers...

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47229
 10.05.2011
Costs of tight courtyards
The child plays football, everything is standard: stones in exchange for bars, a transformator bucket as a wall at some gates and... a mattress as a wall at others.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47228
 10.05.2011
xxx: Today I saw an announcement in the newspaper: "A course of lectures and seminars that will help you stop attending useless seminars and trainings". The cost of the course is 3000 rubles. The phone...
This country cannot be defeated.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47227
 10.05.2011
xxx:blin sleep like a need, but not hunting... I thought here that it would be good to have a watchman who watched that I would dress according to the weather, eat and go to bed on time))) эх dreams)

Married what do you want? O_O

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №47226
 10.05.2011
Q: Are you really getting married?
YYY: So I think, is it worth it?
XXX: Well you give, so important in the man's detail and not checked?! xd

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47225
 10.05.2011
and hello! Going out with my daughter, what to wear?
Mother: take a coat, jeans, shoes, etc.
Father : Aha!

10 minutes have passed.

Daddy is dressed. The neck is naked...nothing if I tie my socks???? to

Mom is in shock.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47224
 10.05.2011
> [antONline 00:03:43]
> the hell, it’s difficult, aska and variable pelmeni
< [4thstring 00:04:30]
You still have a lot to learn, young Padovan.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №47223
 10.05.2011
The Master:
Wife sends SMS: "What fish do you like more, cooked or fried?"
I, glad that I come from work and eat the fried fish, I answer: “Fried!”
Wife: "Okay, you will come – you will cook".
They divorced in a month.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №47222
 10.05.2011
YYY: Here, literally just on the Toyota car (something like Aristo / Celsior, without number marks) that was standing on the parking lot on Zaburhanovskaya street, a wind-broken advertising shield fell from the ground. The back right stand is "vg@no". The rear window is not visible, but probably too.
P.S The wind load in this city has never learned to count.
zzz: I gave it up and nobody counted it, but it was like this:
"aa.. cube of concrete kitchen - where it goes..."

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47221
 10.05.2011
The feast of the working people on May 1st was celebrated by the unemployed, and the old-fashioned workers went to spit their 6 socks.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47220
 10.05.2011
The scene. A black "Hammer" is flying along the road, and on both sides of it are the health inscriptions "Thank you grandfather for the victory." The Zebra Transition. It is tried by pedestrians, who naively think that drivers are now obliged to pass them. Drivers are not so naive. (I personally always stop before the transition when there are pedestrians, and I did this long before the new rules were introduced, but I’m just naive.) Among the pedestrians is a grandfather-veteran in a whale hanging with orders and medals.
Seeing a meeting.

And how well this “Hammer” looked, who with all this huge inscription at a speed of 120 kilometers per hour proudly flew right before the nose of a veteran grandfather standing on a pedestrian “zebra.” Thanks for the victory.

It is, of course, all the last years this suddenly erupting in the last week before May 9 "care for the veterans" and "thanks to the veterans" had the character of hypocritical profanation, but now it looks like a sincere bullying. I’d rather not say “thank you” honestly.

Oh, just under the window passes the healthy Land Cruiser with a huge sticker on board "To Berlin!". He is going to Berlin! Drink a beer and see.

c) Alex Exler

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №47219
 10.05.2011
Eyes red, swollen, complaints about cutting.
The Spring Conjunctivitis?
The unlimited internet.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47218
 10.05.2011
Enough of this poser! And after all, for the new year, these hypocrites will get out again, they will wear red hats, all will be decorated with myshura, they will call Santa Claus and Snowmen. Where have you been all year?! to

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47217
 10.05.2011
A growing generation of grandmothers with tattoos who do not know how to cook borscht, but the lekgo put Ubuntu... What will they tell their grandchildren?

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47216
 10.05.2011
VKontakte."Girl" 20 years old

Activity of:
I work in the store "Manetka"cassor, I study in the background, I try to give up on the rights)))

My favorite TV show:
The House-2.

My favorite games:
Playing games )

My favorite books:
I just read the asbestos.)


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47215
 10.05.2011
In the evening, my mother and I sit at home, we hear - on the square the festive salute began.
I: Oh, maybe the town hall was blown up...
M: Well, it’s going to explode...There’s no one there right now... :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №47214
 10.05.2011
Router, July 2009
Carrier88: "Fuck, I don’t like all this... Luckily they’ll take all the pornography to the pornography lab, and then one day they’ll say, ‘Porno is bad!’", and we’ll find it closed when we come to pornolab.net"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47213
 10.05.2011
Admired reaction: your photos are humorous!

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