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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96752
 15.04.2014
My husband calls the workshop.
I have a problem. Printer for 7 years. At first he worked normally. Then he refused to take the paper - but after a time. And yesterday I got in the rice and stopped taking paper for printing at all. How much is it worth?

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96751
 15.04.2014
Yesterday I found a cat in the lower abdomen some subcutaneous bag.terrified.tracked to the veterinarian.doctor me,expanded my eyes - here is this bag?- I, frightened to swallow my eyes even more,I answer-yes.doctor leaned to me and whispered,so I opened my mouth-This is a animal. :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96750
 15.04.2014
XXX is Hi! Please order 20 mice, we have 2 in stock.
YYY: Somewhat quickly the mice in the expenditure. Do you have cats?
and the cattle))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96749
 15.04.2014
Talk to a friend from the village.
Hi, how about myself?
Friends: Yes, the situation is shit. They shoot me here, I hide behind a tree. I'm not very comfortable talking now, let me call you later?
And all this with a calm, smooth voice. The harsh morals.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96748
 15.04.2014
In the dictionary of the harsh Chelyabinsk six-class student: it did not get up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96747
 15.04.2014
If you want to calm down - swallow the cat or drink valerian. But never ever! And at the same time!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96746
 15.04.2014
v12ten: Tarantula life expectancy 20 years... fuck is spiders older than you, fucking schoolchildren (c) Elbro

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96745
 15.04.2014
Do you think I could become an artist?
Check out "Free Cash!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96744
 15.04.2014
"The Russians struggle for a long time, but then they go quickly".
Why are they going so fast, you know? They’re afraid to be late – they’re stuck for a long time!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96743
 15.04.2014
I have always been impressed by the story of Prometheus. Every day an eagle comes to you, kneeling your liver. Overnight it grows and in the morning everything starts new!
You were not married, bro.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96742
 15.04.2014
In the dictionary:
But that is complete nonsense!
Cockroaches are not

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №96741
 15.04.2014
xxx: In short, I go out of the community, I see, the automotive school flags are distributed. Dialogue is like this.
No thank you. I can drive.
And the tractor?
Man really knows how to get interested! ^ ^ ^

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96740
 15.04.2014
In the bowl:
"pain and management" (more or less)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96739
 15.04.2014
I go to the post office and it’s a miracle. There is no line! Absolutely! In the Tuesday! at 10:00 am!
I love your email :R

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96738
 15.04.2014
The Underground. Bushha once poured coffee on the desk, at this moment the gentleman entered the office. She told him in a justifiable tone "We had an incest"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96737
 15.04.2014
To this masterpiece #HIGH:

Writing in the Non-Russian Dictionary. and :)
On the airport I often see a cute ad "I need to get worse." And after all, from the positions "it" is written correctly, you will not stick.

Clean up, dear guests, what God has sent!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №96736
 15.04.2014
But this was my last visit, as the level of specialists fell to a very low level (on the evening of September 2, after the rear glass, in the light of the headlamps, appeared drawn with a dirty finger (the car salon specialist Ford) from the inside, the male genital organ in the whole glass.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96735
 15.04.2014
xxx: Nigeria teaches democracy
Olga Romanov
Your notions of spheres of influence are rooted in the nineteenth century and do not work in the modern world, the modern world is much more complex.
This was said by a representative of Nigeria to a representative of Russia at a meeting of the UN Security Council tonight.

YYY: Before that, I had tightly eaten the neck of my referent.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96734
 15.04.2014
If Microsoft had made a stock only for the Chinese "license screw for a dollar as a gift" it would have brought him an extra billion

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96733
 15.04.2014
The case was in the summer on one of the numerous turbines.We went with a friend to fishing, and he had a dirt with a sliding float.Who is not in the theme-sliding float differs from the usual in that the float is attached not to the nipple, but freely slides on the slide, and the depth is displayed by a limiter on the slide.Put a friend a depth of 3-4 meters and awaits when the float will rise.Rise up and a friend as a boat:"STOP!

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