I went for the glue. :D
Are you a drug addict?
No, I’ll stick my ears. :D
It is crazy 😉

Ekaterina
What are the kids doing? ;)
by Vladimir
well
First build a mill.
Then the cascades.
Ancient Zygmunt
Employing Griffins
They bring children.
=) is
Ekaterina
You have it so difficult.)
by Vladimir
Sex is easier.
RJ

This is the post of Russia.
I have a friend who works on the Russian mail as an operator, her responsibilities include sending various packages, envelopes to small mail...so one day she gathered everything necessary in a package and sent it all with a car that will send the mail...and what you think they lost it!!They lose theirs, not ours.)

On holiday, the hotel chooses
stas : where the water is warmer and more transparent, less wind and better beach - don't know?
Velesvs: and at the same time the cheapest?
I think in the bathroom.

Children are something.
I stood at the stop, two grandmothers and a three-year-old granddaughter approach. From the conversation, I realized that she had met another grandmother at the train station. Yes, coming from Ukraine, because it is loud, conversational and with a bright accent. breaks without rest, and about the weather, and about the clothes, and how in the train dulo, and that the gifts did not bring, because the present itself, etc. TD and TD. And all this trep she intersect with questions to her granddaughter, and not a single fig listening to the answers.
Finally, the grandmother comes out and asks the last question:
Tell me, how do you go to the garden?
“How, how,” replies the darkness. With feet!

Comment on the tracker about the game To the moon - "The game is worthy of what it would be (a terrible word) - BUY!"

In one women's forum, the answer to the question "How to learn a rider's position"

Movements backward and forward at an angle of 80% to the horizon line, 65 cycles per minute, when passing the lower third of the amplitude of movement of the body, periodic accentuated movement of the pelvis forward in the horizontal plane is necessary, the muscles of the hip are relaxed, the muscles of the inner surface of the hip are occasionally shortened by pulse, the upper limbs in a free foothold.

Did you see it?? to
First, the new man means a spider who spends 1.5 hours not knowing what, now a billionaire, a genius and a philanthropist in depression and experiencing panic attacks - what next??? Hulk with a minority complex apologizes to Loki.

You like me dream in dreams, after which you wake up with wet cowards.

Yyy: In order to be described in a dream, it must be something

A real man does not need to bring beauty... the electricity to wash it, and that's all!

The issue of wireless charging of the phone.
xxx: according to the legends, accountants and grandmothers (and grandmothers), telephone stations, Wi-Fi, wireless chargers and other things slowly but surely baking the brain. To save from this malicious radiation can only the artefact known as the "foil cap". Then the TV shows well, and the pension is big, and the country has not ruined :D

In the pilot cabin:

"Pilot Remember – You arrive first at the aircraft crash site!"

And then I’m a little inadequate with Prison.
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Blow up, blow up! Those are you, the illiterate.! to

>> "The answer followed by jumping from here! 5:30 am!
And then I'm a little insufficient with the props.. ^_^"

The Question!!! to
A fucking question!! to

How much can?! to

A resident of Mogilev bought a ticket to the Warsaw Opera, received a visa for the purposes of "culture", went to the show, and after... bought a Scania truck for 136 thousand. The Euro. Having seen him driving a fur, the border guards considered that the purpose of the visit did not correspond to the specified. The trial ended with a fine of 20,000. The zloty.

Picture with oil: I, such a whole lady, go to lunch at the buffet, carrying a triangular box with a strawberry milk cocktail in my hands. I pass by the smoker, from there comes out one of the managers, a revived girl's dream with a disgusting dirty character, pulls out a box from me, reads and begins to jump around me with screams * far, far, on the lawn is pasture KO...?* I stand behind this case watching, in the third round I pick up my cocktail from him and report - * ZEL.From a smoking explosion, the manager runs his jaw together with a good mood, I with a sense of duty I go to the buffet. The curtain.

A friend told me:
He bought somewhat mushrooms of the same, prepared and quickly fled somewhere from the house, returned, and my mother came home, watched my mother sleeps, half of the mushrooms are not, and in the kitchen, on the table, there are 2 mushrooms the size of a dun, long thought what to say to my mom.

The microwave time machine is the only thing in all the variety of anime, over the creation of which you have to smoke! And the vampire with the basuka, the young witches in wild spells, the commander of antiquity in the Loli rebirth, the pedobyrs, the zoophiles, the speaker, the bastard, the baked bread, the tentakles, at the end of the day - what, in order of things?! O_O

When my wife decided to look for a backpack for her car on her own, she was absolutely sure that it was enough to mark her catalog name with the phrase "such a square box for Honda."

xxx: recorded discs, one stumbled, and not to confuse, labeled it: painted a skull with bones on it, and then painted all night. And now to throw it out (