Katze North: "His hairstyle, usually balancing between the appearance of "the crown nest" and "I was dragged back and forth through a living fence", has reached a new level: "the angry crown on the background of the post-apocalyptic landscape"
I rub something in my voice. My translation, if

Lessons of Russian. It was necessary to make a sentence with a stable combination of words "between Scilla and Haribda". My classmate did it this way: "Between Scilla and Haribda, there were Indian tribes." The teacher did not comment on her.

It's still nonsense) 4 years ago was a funny "story of beating a baby"
The hardware was on the 3rd floor of the building, the floors are designed for 200 kg / m3, we have long spent 600, money for the construction of a new room is not given, something like for such needs is not planned, something else please, it is not. Under the server accountant, even lower lawyers.
How to throw out money when they say – let’s understand, let’s believe – let’s not give?
Give a team to the guys who serve users, not to enter these offices, to be silent as partisans and to help users only remotely, if you need to do something physically with the comp, then take it to the workshop, and very quickly - ran away, pulled away, fled.
Women don’t understand anything – the guys tremble – they’re in any way, they’re with us, we’re with you – you understand, they’re afraid guys, there, above you, 3 times overloading the overloads, if the equipment fails... generally it’ll pass through you, through lawyers and somewhere there, under the foundation, it’ll stop, and our boys don’t need it, young people still, to pull them out of under the foundation. They raised such a noise that the next day a delegation of the top managers came, smartly looked at the cabinets (not going inside) and the money was found sharply.
There are such stories.)

Y: Broke a book from 1971. It is (
X: Nothing, once again in 1971.
y: So I broke the instructions for the time machine (

Russian Su-24 bomber flew next to the US destroyer in the Black Sea 12 times
XXX: Did the box come out?

(On trade in currency at the Interbank)
Something the dollar has been on the same level for 1.5 hours.
It is grouped before the jump.

TolYasik: I worked in a taxi, sometimes I had to sleep behind the wheel and every time I woke up (in the car at night), I automatically, from all the way, heracled the brakes, hoping that not all is lost and I will be able to stop. Pulse scaled, hair doughed, adrenaline his mother).

I ordered a camouflage (original fleeting), just delivered. Happy as an elephant) immediately burned, clear pen. My sister is silent about what is happening.
She: Now you’re in my room and you’re going to scatter your camouflage?
I: What’s wrong with it?
She is (darkly): You are

Inscription on the door to the office in OVIRE:
Disabled persons, veterans and many children are served
In the mess!

A joke repeated twice is twice as funny.
YYY: Ahha, say it again.

Commentary on the photo of the pierced in the battle of Waterloo by the nucleus of Kiras.
I hope this guy survived.
So that hurt me. Yet two hundred years have passed.

LAW: You know...
Lav: After I pulled someone’s nail out of the meat roulette, doubts that “Hope 95” was just a manufacturer’s brand grew greatly.

Comments to the news "In the Netherlands appeared the first road with a glowing mark":
Q: Is there a chance for Russia to solve one of the two problems?
WOW: If the first problem is solved by asphalt pavers and slides, then no one knows what to do with the roads! and :)

What are the electronic bus tickets? I bought a ticket to the Philharmonic on the website of the Philharmonic and then went the day before the concert to the Philharmonic box office with a printed electronic ticket to secure it with a stamp. Thank you to Mrs. Kokulin (Director of the Philharmonic) on behalf of all the cultural inhabitants of Perm.

Alexandr: Per it was I who became a fool at all, but some questions in the visa questionnaire put me in a positive impasse.
Scukonick: "Have you stopped beating your father?"

I realized that it was necessary to be more friendly only when I took four bots in the siege of the castle.

The mother tongue is not the one you have to learn, but the one you think and learn.

Our friends have a Jaco poppy. They also have a dog in the apartment.
So this vicious bird imitates the doorbell, the Doberman, naturally, breaks out and runs to the door, and the poppy screams to him with the master's voice:
Walden is in place.
How unfortunate Doberman has not gone mad there - a mystery...

Social science lessons in school.
The teacher is trying to motivate the upper classes to study: "You know, the future American President Abraham Lincoln had a very complacent wife and when she got him, and this happened very often, he went to the library and there was engaged in self-education. In his memoirs, he noted that it helped him become president!"
A silent whisper from the gallery: "He simply didn't have a garage, and so he would sleep."

How much warranty is 1 year?
12 months, where did you get that 1 year? by :
1:O fucking, 12 months, bad that not 1 year, sad =(