Learn to play guitar!! to

Frost is so.
Take a guitar.
In your left hand you put a griff.
On the right you also take the griff.
4 throwing on the wall. and qualitatively. very strongly. You cheat for a long time.
Your neighbors will appreciate your art.

PS: I will try it. I would really!!! Learn at the drums!

Frost in the drums? It is not difficult there either! Take the same guitar in the same hands and beat the drums.

Montan: This is a great idea!
Alex: That is a fucking idea. A lot of minus. Expensive on grandmothers, over time, risky over measure.
Montan: It is so. But she has one big plus!
by Alex?
Montan: She is the only...

In the middle of the night I read the news:
Apple is the world’s most expensive fool.

Fuck, yesterday I had a terrible dream, as if I betrayed my pregnant wife during the wedding with her best friend!! to
YYY: What did you not like?
I was wearing my uncomfortable black shoes.

Today we have discovered the largest amount of information.
"Buddhism"
I feel the Russian footprint.

I also bought a red dress. :)
Bob: Red to red like grandmothers?
Tagged: ruby
Bob: I’m not talking about the names of colors... in RGB.

Lizun: I’ve just had an illusory sex!!! to
Ojoe: You have a husband on a trip O_o
Lizun: Yes, but he left the ninth half-break.

Yes, you look at yourself - the height is under two meters, the weight is per centner, and the mouth is like an urka. How can you be an innocent sheep?
I can fucking.
2 to Fuck!
In other words, I can bleed.
2: well type be-e be-e be-e

Wow, I want you! Are you me?
You have too much self-esteem.
It is better to have overestimated self-esteem than low libido.

Conversation in training:
How do you pump your ass?
Well, I think there are special exercises. Why to you?
In order that if someone suddenly strikes - to turn and break.

I realized that Moscow was a expensive city right at the train station when I tried to put money on the phone through a machine that sharply grabbed my hundred and rebooted with a cheerful smile... )))

AndyGr: The man who invented the silent perforator deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

xxx: I have always felt funny people who challenge facts sitting on their couch.
For example, I go out of the sort of shit. I said "I was joking". And I answered "No, you didn’t joke".

Sunny: If you don’t stop, I’ll punish you, I’ll tie you to a chair in front of a comp and make you watch gay porn for an hour.
Batrider: gay is porn? It does not eat!!! to
Sunny: Good night!
Is it better for gay porn?

Perm is a caviar city, we have Nashino station

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How I am angry with people who do you shit behind your back, but they can't say a shit in the face! but only slugs, slugs and so on.
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I don’t believe in sex between a man and a woman, sooner or later everything turns into friendship.

Snow, Karelia... we have a popular verse in Siberia - Wonderful holiday - first of May!Fast shirt get, skies, hats and skis - celebrate, Siberian!

For a long time, the question is why the destroyers do not put a lamp in their mouth.

She is:
I am sorry for girls who have hair and cheeks on their back.
He is:
Hips on the back?? to
I would have been sorry for the men with beards on the back.