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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81025
 03.05.2013
From Habr:
You can find many IP cameras with default passwords. I went into one, and she turned, looking somewhere out the window. I turn to the other side and see a man who looks at me with this look. I see him, but he doesn’t see me.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81024
 03.05.2013
I went with my two sons to my sister, who is also a young mother. My older 12, he’s incredibly cool, playing GTA on his own notepad. I sat down in the evening - don't come near, mommy, where you are before me. The sister put her daughter, went to play heroes. After 10 minutes I watch - the note is blocked, the son shakes his eyes on the heroes of his aunt, trying not to breathe, so as not to interfere.


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81023
 03.05.2013
By the way
We were recently in guests.
The little girl was playing with the cat.
The cat's walk this game horror cuddled and he struck her.
At first confused.
Then it became darker clouds and at the end wanted to cry.
I told her I was a cat =3
And what were her parents’ eyes when she shouted "COOOOOT!!!!" she ran to me =D
At the end and I hit =3

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81022
 03.05.2013
Boy and girl.
Q: Yes, for such money, the XHH provider will install a satellite antenna for you! You get hot with the internet.
I am very pleased with my provider. You can see that there are professionals working there. Kind guys like that. They will come, everyone will conduct, connect, configure, show how it works. I am a girl, in addition to humanitarian, so I do not know all the subtleties. It is expensive, but customers are treated properly.
Q: What about the provider?
This is the TP-Link.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81021
 03.05.2013
From the game chat:
Tagged: call
Strong players
Xumuk: What is it called?
Tagged: valer

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81020
 03.05.2013
Is this a Linux conference?
- Yes
Which pony do you like the most?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81019
 03.05.2013
After the first, unsuccessful marriage.
Why failed?
Wut: Well, a successful marriage is usually considered to end in the death of one of the parties.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81018
 03.05.2013
XHH: Do you know how to clean blisters in photoshop? and :)
Yyy: )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
WOW: I can

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81017
 03.05.2013
When did you watch porn for the first time?
YYY: The whole movie or have you seen it at all?
XXX: Have you watched them?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81016
 03.05.2013
Who taught you to ping?
Life has taught me.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81015
 03.05.2013
Studying 2 years ago at physfak, I met a friend with a new girlfriend, all of it is like this:
Q: Where are you studying?
I: at the phisphate...
Mmm, fun, you’ll be a physics teacher.
I checked up with a friend and decided not to upset her.
R is

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81014
 02.05.2013
This would always be the way employers described vacancies)) and immediately everything is clear)
What to do:
Eliminate narrow spaces (network, disk, memory, CPU, programmers)
Manage a bunch of servers in different DCs (real and virtual)
Run the network in (and between) DC (L2 and L3)
Silver bullets from Linux
Manage the most desired WWW, DNS, SMTP, VPN
Knowing what to do when things are bad.
Necessary skills / knowledge:
The OSI model
L2 and L3
Linux with red eyes
Best of Debian and Ubuntu
London is the capital of Great Britain
Principles of virtualization
The Questions:
What does 29 mean?
Repair: echo 2 4 1 5 1 1 sort -u
How many bytes in megabytes?
With seven grandchildren?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81013
 02.05.2013
I open the door and the neighbor stretches a knife with the phrase * give the bat he knows what to do *

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81012
 02.05.2013
Response of the representative of the Egyptian hotel to a negative review:
"We regret that you do not consider solving your management problems while you rest here who would make every effort to solve your problems. Let me take this opportunity to thank you for your comment and again I apologize that you felt that your vacation did not meet your expectations. We hope we will have the pleasure of welcoming you in the future."
PetrPetrov (tourist): Dear Representative of the XXX Hotel!!! to
We consider solving our shower repair problems with your hotel management. What is your leadership x...
In 7 days the repairman has not appeared!!! So you will not have the pleasure of welcoming us in the future!!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №81011
 02.05.2013
From the discussion of the vulnerabilities of devices on the Hubble:

“You can find many IP cameras with default passwords. I went into one, and she turned, looking somewhere out the window. I turn to the other side and see a man who looks at me with this look. And I’m on him, but he doesn’t see me.”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81010
 02.05.2013
YYY: In our area, these same brave guys painted the yellow patch with the usual color. To the question of Nafiga to do this, I received a reasonable answer "So this is to help the blind!"

The author, apparently, does not know that in addition to the blind, there are also people with impaired vision. Only yellow stripes can be seen.

It’s like the gasterbyter who scratched the leaves from the trees (in order to replace them once, and after half an hour they didn’t attack again). You don’t understand the meaning of something – rather declare it silly. You see, you are clever.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81009
 02.05.2013
Is Poland a country? I’ve been thinking all my life that this is just the territory through which Europeans are going to fight us.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81008
 02.05.2013
XXX: A friend someone in childhood said that in order to pass the icote, you need to sing the "land in the illuminator"... Imagine: a 24-year-old aunt goes and, whoever, sings the "land in the illuminator "is visible":D

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81007
 02.05.2013
I thought I had to do something to cross the cross.
Iren: Remember how in "The Inhabitants of Evil" the first was a laser beam like this, he cut them all off.
Iren: here it is necessary that from the steady line also such a fucking when riding up immediately.
Iren: then prove and try not to break.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81006
 02.05.2013
(The NC girl doesn't want to go on the Iron Man three, decided to go alone. Discussion with a friend)
Tomorrow for 10 tickets for 110 rubles. On the day of the premiere. It is cool, CHO

Love: hm, manououououha straight...)

The NK: Aha I will go,, cling to the frigid girl who is pulled from the comics, from her cling to syphilis and dying from that I will understand that it is bad to betray, even if you are not married. Then I go to Nirvana.

Love: ohm, and your dust will be dissipated with words - he did not live long, but he was as saturated) and do not stand against the wind - say syphilis too)

NC : PAH
The wind is five.

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