In Russia, all diseases are treated with vodka: from some diseases you need to drink it, from others - not to drink, and from some - to rub.

I have learned English!! What is "Hello" -ghbdtn

Alinochka91: Well I couldn’t come! I could not!! Why should I give up a date once, and my girlfriends already call me and say that they have seen you with some dumb dumb?? to
Djbios: Because scientists have proven that the world revolves around the sun, not around you.

In the news of VKontakte one of the groups saw: "In China children are treated from Internet addiction with electric shock"... In a few minutes there have already been 15 "I like"...

Well, for the aboriginal to come down from the camel, he asked for no less than 30 dollars. Our companion did not get confused and said, “Hey, leave it to yourself and it begins to unfold. We agreed for $1.

Who paid to whom?

A friend from the garden says:

Fuck, they say that labor has made the monkey man... but the more I remove these dirty leaves, the more I realize that the monkey fox would have died sooner.

I think, or are the children of the neighbors so accustomed to drilling that they now put them so well?

xxx: yesterday the knife in the tree was thrown on the corporate, I hear conversations - he no longer poured, or then we will run away from him

Snow in May? It is madness!! to
The Madness? This is Karelia!! to

...Dart Vader crossed the road for me yesterday at Vladimirskaya...And he began to give some hert at the subway later. The client was driving with me, but he was surprised to see immediately all the contracts closed me and went to observe. I am also in a few...

Friends were riding around Moscow at night and for the sake of a slide bought a huge rubber penis with a suction and glued it to the front glass. In office, he stopped them from checking the documents. Giving them back, he leaned toward the car, looked at it and said: “Pidars.”

Two group members in the lab discuss the group:
How does Lena do that?
-She has a guy on the radio, they have the same lips, here she has him and takes.
First it takes, then it gives...

“American actor Chuck Norris would like the President of the United States to disclose an authentic birth certificate.”

and below comment:
"Obama seems to be serious. No one has ever left Chuck Norris.

Posted in Google: "T-shirt I vote against Putin to order"
O_O

Damn, the neighbor’s dog whispers with the sound of a copy error =(

son, 8 years old: mom, I have half the stuff cleaned - can the cartoon be mocked?
Yes, I can, but only half a lot.

and Kurskiy:
I really know a place where beer costs 25 rubles glasses. Diffuse and even decent quality - near the Military Committee, but judging by all - the sponsor of this beer - the Military Committee itself.

I once looked at the girl in the subway, and she considered me a maniac and a rapist. Then the girl went behind my back, and I almost forgot about her. A minute for twenty. When I got out of the car, I found out that the girl was coming out too. She turned frightenedly and, of course, saw my terrible fist. Here she ran away. But when I went out into the underground crossing and turned to my side, I saw that girl who, of course, just turned and saw it again.

Then I walked through the courtyard through the quarter, and periodically heard the knock of the heels. This girl was running away from me, sitting in the bushes, then making a hook through the hook, and, of course, the first thing she saw, running out of the hook, was my dark roof. Then she was making a new hammer, but when she was back on the road, my hammer was there again.

When I opened the entrance door and saw the girl waiting for the elevator, I realized that now it would be terrible, either she would die from a heart attack or hit me. So I asked her not to die and not to stumble, and tried to explain that I actually live here, so it happened. In my opinion, she didn't believe me until the end, but I didn't approach her, but, on the contrary, asked me to finally leave with the elevator, and I'd rather take the second elevator.

Those are terrible maniacs, chasing girls.

She works as a costumer in a nightclub. They brought it for the fabric to the wholesale company, wrote out the necessary fabric and went to the warehouse. There are only men working in the warehouse. They pulled our order, and here my invisible phone is ringing. I understand from the conversation that the art director is calling, who has lost some costume and grows in a costume. And here is my joy describing the costume:
“Lesha, now you are looking at Yankee’s pink spoon, and behind her is my black spoon.
I don’t understand why the warehouses are so rough.

XXX:...they have three sons, and all boys!