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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2296
 06.03.2008
XXX is
Do you want to take your wife somewhere?

YYYY
Fun at the waste disposal site.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2295
 06.03.2008
protein
How do you assess yourself? 😉

Alex A. Belov
I am pleased 😉

protein
How self-critical it is! 😉

Alex A. Belov
And that!) I am a self-criminal!

protein
Lash, did you understand what you said?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2294
 06.03.2008
...Max told, in short, they are returning home with Olka, in the evening, it was dark and something cracked, she put in the headphones and went forward. Max meters at 10 goes from behind, sees her 2 boys approaching, well he accelerated. One approaches her closely, she reads, she responds to him so intelligently and goes on... When Max compared with the boys of the one who approached her with a sloppy jaw "Bliaja, dožili... thank you don't need... you can think I betrayed her money". In general, to live on a single girl wanted, and she thought there distributors, well, the type of offering something will be or type of survey, there is such a place is constantly someone sticks, well, she is "thank you, don't need", in response to "hear, give money"...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2293
 06.03.2008
of the opera.

Vos: I read in a special book for OVD staff in the section “Protection from Animal Attack” that a harmless and stupid-looking pudel is able to jump to the height of human height and get stuck in the face.

Goblin: And he can dry both eyes in a jump.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2292
 06.03.2008
As in a new place? Do the girls go taboo?

Yyy: Great people go here even there is an army of worshippers.

XXX I want you. So the army was

Yyy: Let’s be an army on the army of the heracles!))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2291
 06.03.2008
The current operating system is 4200r.
Completion of office 3.700 r.
Antivirus is 1200. year.
Graphic editor of 24000p.
Package of useful utilities - 1 000-10 000r.
The Internet 1000r. and mes.

Access to.torrent and
The e-donkey network is invaluable.

There are things that cannot be bought. And with their help you can't buy everything else ;)

c) Uninstaller

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2290
 06.03.2008
If this quote reaches the top five of the abyss, I will leave the institute and go to serve in the navy!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №2289
 06.03.2008
>>>If this quote comes to the top of the abyss at least, I will blow up with tears in my eyes.

on the tower for about a month, never voted... lazy, but on this phrase could not but plush, man run for a hammer
and)))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №2288
 05.03.2008
If this quote reaches the top of the abyss, I will change the floor.

Madly

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2287
 05.03.2008
In the universe decided to periodically conduct psychological training, they are led by a cute girl from the 5th grade, she seems to be practicing. The first class was broken =) As always, the parties were moved, chairs were placed and a circle was destined to sit, she says:
- We seem to have not met you yet, let's each get up, say his name and all the truth about himself.
Vasek is up:
My name is Vasily... I am 19 years old... I am studying in the 3rd class * I drop my eyes * and I am an alcoholic.. =)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2286
 05.03.2008
<+{Kazantip_2008}> Let me know! Why Are Movies More Giga Dumb?
<+Jo> is difficult for them
<+Jo> by bytes with their fat moves

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2285
 05.03.2008
What do you have against the blonde?
YYY: 17 cm

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2284
 05.03.2008
Wicked (00:38:14 3/03/2008)
I will write you a poem,
Give it

twins (00:38:18 3/03/2008)
Give it

Wicked (00:38:24 3/03/2008)
fucking

twins (00:38:37 3/03/2008)
Fuck, it is so touching ;)

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №2283
 05.03.2008
If this quote reaches the top of the abyss, I will make 1000 origami rodents.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2282
 05.03.2008
Jolly (21:31:39 3/03/2008)
Do you know how to write a normal text?

Mikhail Sergeevich (21:32:20 3/03/2008)
Turn off the capslock 😉

Jolly (21:34:04 3/03/2008)
Thanks, I had to turn off the computer before.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2281
 05.03.2008
and blind:
I today in the train dreamed Botkin, scornfully knocked his head, threatened with his finger and said:"What do you, fool, is the liver!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2280
 05.03.2008
Confetka
How to restore the password, the password from which is lost, if the mailbox at the time of registration is no longer valid?

Xeno
Ask how to catch bin Laden.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2279
 05.03.2008
by Acca (21:04)
How is your business?

by Acca (21:05)
A stupid question.
Do not answer

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2278
 05.03.2008
The girl doesn’t trust them! The Roman language in Italy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2277
 05.03.2008
Estonian man escapes from Finnish prison (c) lenta.ru

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