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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96652
 13.04.2014
In the first class we started English and the class was led by a very disgusting woman. And my parents gave me a private group at 4 years old, so at 7 years old I could already communicate in the language, not what to read in letters. And then in my second lesson I got the only pair in my life in English for... having named the second letter of the alphabet before the teacher. Apparently, the woman did not appreciate the initiative and craving for knowledge in children.
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In 6-8 grade I received only two grades - 5 and 2. She got pairs when she used designs that we had not yet passed or that the teacher did not know.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96651
 13.04.2014
XX: Why is the course of the hryvnia jumping? Whoever does not jump is a moscal.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96650
 13.04.2014
Yyy: Everyone knows that 15-year-old schoolgirls have superpowers
XXX: What if it is serious?
Yyy: What could be more serious than a 15-year-old schoolgirl with superpowers?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96649
 13.04.2014
to this:
Baalin, swimming in a public swimming pool in the family - the wildest baseball. These huge eggs waving on the waves behind the “athlete” even shaken my psyche.
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In the first second I thought of Balin of the Hobbit and began to remember where he was swimming so, in the family.

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96648
 13.04.2014
This is:

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I would understand that I don’t need his money and appreciate it, but I could do so that the family didn’t need anything. I am tired of being strong.
- did home repairs and all the other male work, carried us to the country, where he would help his mother on the weekend, but would not hesitate about the check-in. Ideally, it should be provided with separate housing. We could rent his apartment until my little girl grows up and then move to him.
Responsibly treated the family, manly solved all problems, but understood that he did not have the right to vote here.
I would love and love my child as a parent, but I knew he was a stranger to her.

Give it, you get nothing. No rights, only duties. You are not grown up for marriage.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96647
 13.04.2014
QQQ: What is the difference between squirrels and drows?
NNN: Both strawberries and strawberries eat my strawberries, I’m short-sighted and can’t distinguish them.
NNN: When I appear in the garden, they leave or jump into the grass.
NNN: It seems they are still leaving, not afraid of the bastards.
Don’t be afraid, fuckers.
How One Piece Changes Everything

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96646
 13.04.2014
by lr131:
Cut off the light. I woke up from silence. :D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96645
 13.04.2014
In the dictionary of "non-Russian": more than ten years have passed, and this verification work on computer science can not be forgotten. In the notebooks of the three ten-classes the phrase:
"Development of work"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96644
 13.04.2014
Once upon a time, our planet was inhabited by zombies, and then a human apocalypse happened.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96643
 13.04.2014
A story from my schoolchild:
- We are going to geography lesson, the teacher tells about some stupid mistakes at the exams in the 8th grade, she says:
One student even wrote that Kazakhstan is one of the regions of Russia.
One of the students:
This is a foolish city!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96642
 13.04.2014
Many things first appear in Moscow and only then in Izhevsk. For example, new technologies or spring.

Commentary :
And the Tadzjik!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96641
 13.04.2014
Tagged: Listen to
Ulyana is?
slashlv: and you can send funny pictures, so that you respond to them something like "ahahhaha" "ppc)))" "lo)00)0))" well and so on.? to
Ulyana: I can
SLASHLV: You are my best friend!

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96640
 13.04.2014
xxx: Remembering rolled from a torrent driver some on the wheel 98
xxx: weighed 30 megabytes
xxx: speed of 4 kbps
yyy: sid with gprs that le
XXX: Then he disappeared
xxx: but there was his IP.
xxx: I started looking for where this IP is.
xxx: He belonged to a computer club in lower Novgorod
I found the number, I called.
XXX: The club's admin put on the distribution
I asked him to get up again.
YYY: LOL, CROUT :D
xxx: no, fuck he whipped
xxx: "How did you know the shit?"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №96639
 13.04.2014
Atomic workers expressed concerns about the safety of Ukrainian nuclear power plants that decided to replace Russian fuel with American

Y> let it be delivered - and that's a long time to the "stalker" there were no updates - and here new locations will appear

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96638
 13.04.2014
It is naive:

Everywhere - a normal man, came to Moscow - became a fool. Not otherwise than the local buffalo generates a special wisdom field in which you will get - and immediately a fool.

Sorry, but this is yours. Simply, when the deterrent factors in the form of relatives and acquaintances disappear, it begins to behave according to its nature. It and evaluates everyone on its own, he in Moscow has everything around fools. Do you recognize anyone?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96637
 13.04.2014
Wouldn’t we, with our “great and powerful,” come up with a more expressive word?

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In the Belarusian internet there is the word "like", "like"- "like"
In other words, it will be "sweet"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96636
 13.04.2014
As Prioru do not drop, under the Kamaz will not pass anyway...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96635
 13.04.2014
> Have you heard the joke about "We have not paid them for six months, and they still work"?
I heard the joke “The rocket took off – it fell into the mud, what a salary – such a job!”

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96634
 13.04.2014
I will add my five copies in the history of school injustice:

In the first class we started English and the class was led by a very disgusting woman. And my parents gave me a private group at 4 years old, so at 7 years old I could already communicate in the language, not what to read in letters. And then in my second lesson I got the only pair in my life in English for... having named the second letter of the alphabet before the teacher. Apparently, the woman did not appreciate the initiative and craving for knowledge in children.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96633
 13.04.2014
12.04.2014 xxx: is the avatar already out?
12.04.2014 yyy: No, it will only be released in 2009.

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