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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12262
 07.11.2008
News on Yandex.ru
Barack Obama won 52% of the vote in the presidential elections, and John McCain – 49%.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12261
 07.11.2008
See also: Hm Discovered inside the package "Pelmeni Siberian elite home" label with the inscription of Rishkov V.N. A poor woman, but she wants to eat.

c) sysfaq.ru

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12260
 07.11.2008
XXX Ponchik is an American Kolobok-Pidaras, you ask why?

YYY?

XXX Round, with a hole, for the glamorousness of the pudding, sprayed with sugar powder and dried with jam. Isn’t it a pitch?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12259
 07.11.2008
I decided to study Chinese. Create an online training site. Everything is built on a good system of associations with pictures. So here!

The Hieroglyphic Association (short): A Musketeer Breaks His Short Short Weekly Fittle, Shyly Covering It With a Glass Bottle! O_O

Also delighted hieroglyph (blood): Blood flowed from the cake with blue cream roses!! to

Can you fuck it in Chinese?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12258
 07.11.2008
break down on one compilation of the archive from follower 3 to 8 gigs on 500 meters pieces, and run from one house to another with a flash can only a true fan. – – – –

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12257
 07.11.2008
Childhood is when you don’t know exactly if you’re really fighting in a rally.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12256
 07.11.2008
From the Air Forum:

Somehow, due to circumstances, I was more than in close contact (at different times) with the parachutists.
These are not women, but some “adrenaline-feeding” mushrooms. The one behind the stunt pulls me, the other on the lengthy hit me to get in the air.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12255
 06.11.2008
Is it true that the Windows operating system was copied from the computer of the flying plate that crashed under Roosevelt in 1947?
With certainty, we can only say that there are other operating systems on the NOT broken plates.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12254
 06.11.2008
Aveovod: Traveling in a placard is just shit. The whole set: the children ate, then crushed into pots, the pots stood right in the car and smelled. After eating it, the children began to scream. Then the people slept, the grandmothers began to sneeze, and the men snorted. Plus, the socks from the shelves hanged and smelled ugly. The feeling is a goods wagon with bombs.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12253
 06.11.2008
Today was a gesture.
and worship. During the weekend, I fought with my parents thoroughly. Let me think I’ll go to work, get distracted from quarrels, and a lot of work. On the way to work along the road I see a banner:
"How is the mood?", 15 meters away from him next "Bad?", another 15 meters later the third "Army service will raise him!", and the real mood just got up immediately +)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12252
 06.11.2008
From a mobile communication forum:
The morning

8:19 (111): The first of us!! to

8:20 (222): The second one!

8:23 (333): The third day! ))))

8:29 (Administration) User posts 111, 222, 333 have been deleted! The reason is fluid.

8:33 (444): Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Now I am the first!!)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12251
 06.11.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Tell me here...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Why the phone may not work, which failed for six months in the box
WOW :
Charge it
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Oh fuck it!!! to
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You are genius.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The SP (

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12250
 06.11.2008
I go to the subway to work, I sleep, I wake up from wild pain because of the fact that someone has come on my foot, I raise my eyes - a guy stands such a sympathetic, office look and smiles, and I hurt terribly, I naturally wait for him to apologize, he is silent, well, I am all evil I go out at my station, he follows me, catches up and says, "Girl, can you meet you?" I did not find anything to say from such a greed, except that "Young man, are you all okay with your head in general?", turned and went on crumbling and dying of pain, and then he handed me out: "Fuck! I because of you 4 stations excess passed!", I stood straight and cried, and I did not answer anything - there were no words! These are the types of people we meet today.)
I still came to work terribly evil and crude, told my boys - then for a long time they were roaring on me!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12249
 06.11.2008
I think you, like a punk animator, should say hello!
by O_0
Fuck the Nash!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12248
 06.11.2008
(22:09:03) DestroeR: The Russian government is preparing a new program of anti-crisis measures. Russia begins mass production of Ka-52 helicopters "Aligator"
(22:09:28) alexey: ooo))) normal)so keep)
(22:09:58) alexey: I’m even ready to eat less shob they power more helicopters made)
(22:10:04) alexey: and more aircraft and ships, more to restore the fleet need)
(22:10:22) DestroeR: give me a sympathetic girl and I am ready not to eat, but to engage in the production of future pilots ^_^

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12247
 06.11.2008
It is winter when smoking in the entrance is warmer than smoking out the window.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12246
 06.11.2008
HHH
As I know you are best friends again.

WOWU
Not to Ahti. She just comes most often and brings to eat=(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12245
 06.11.2008
I have seen a lot in my life, but when Cheburashka yelled Banzai in the Japanese version of the cartoon of the same name I cried, O_o.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12244
 06.11.2008
She: I think I’m not as important to you as I was before.
She: What will you say?
She :...
What kind of levy?
It is: 25!
She is good to melt.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12243
 06.11.2008
Saturday, 1 November is a working day.
I barely woke up, came to work, I sit dumb doing absolutely no horse, I read a book, lazy on the internet...
After lunch at 2 o’clock, the boss comes into the office:
Did you get an SMS this morning?
- I don't have a battery on the phone of the village... - I begin to convulsively come up with some other excuses (but the battery is really sewed on the phone), I think about "nu fse pistez... something important fucking!"
She quietly approaches me and shows the SMS sent to me: "Sasha, you can not come to work now, rest."

I have rest, shit!

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