The seasons are nothing compared to the seasons!!!! to

The phrase "Everything will be Coca Cola" has become irrelevant. Personally, I am more reassured by the option "Everything will be a liter of whisky".

Domain department, designers
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea
xxx: the boss flies, moves with his moustaches, screams: "Problems are in operation, can't send the skype, urgently find out, help."
xxx: I strain my brain, I call, the guard answers, I ask: "changeable? Behind the SK1 cabinet, there is the K2Q relay, press, 5 seconds wait, the cycle program and the feed program will drop to the starting positions.
XXX is waiting. At that end of the tube lies on the table, the operator is looking for the relay. I wait. Here, he had phone calls, and at the installation facility, like no one to call, the master of the oven is not yet pared, the rest and a lot.
xxx: I drop my eyes... I didn’t open that page in the notebook, I didn’t call that factory... I quietly put the phone.
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea

New Pirates of the Caribbean:

XXX:It’s like removing Matrix 4, about how they rearrange Zion and Matrix.

XXX: The Matrix 4 "Saturday"

xxx: For what I love the letter "C" on the keyboard is because it always remains itself :)

Advertising texts in the rhythm about BigMac and snickers, it’s definitely cool. But they still do not compare in the power of the impact with the work that I had to see when entering the gasoline toilet on the route "Moscow-Minsk" - "To the toilet go our, all the neighbors - MIRAGE!"

News from [acre:
>>Google Chrome supports gay people
>>Google is the most respected company in the United States

Two friends are talking:
I had that dream today!!! to
Q2: What is it?
I was a man!! Are you pretending?
2nd WOW! Well, I hope you’ve groomed?
P1: No...
Q2: Did you write in the shower?
P1: No...
Q2: Did you fuck me?
P1 and AA!
Q2: Oh you are beautiful!
Give me five!* is

Shop and Buy Players. Dialogue between a sales consultant (P) and a 19-year-old girl (D):

(D): Tell me, are there any other color variations of this model?
We do not have stock at the moment. What does the pink color not please you?
Q: Why is it not suitable? I am a girl, and nothing pink is foreign to me.

I sit behind the comp, I don’t bother anyone, suddenly a girl knocks in the ass, typically let’s get to know. Well, there was nothing to do anyway, I wrote to her in response, and we met. I sit down and she asks me what my height is.
I say 190.
She is surprised: in the cm???? to
Not in millimeters :)
She: In fact, I was asking about normal growth, not about that. The perverted.
It ignores me.
O_O

Mother of the Twins says:

We came back from a walk with the children and my husband's sister, waiting for my husband near the entrance.
A positive guy sits on the bench with a beer, naturally asks about children, health happiness, and so on.
Then he asks: “Girls, a modest question, and how is it, to give birth? It hurt? What does it look like, stomach or teeth?
We, quietly sliding, trying to explain something about the pain and joy of motherhood, the guy goes away for a short time and gives:
"A, it’s kind of like a crack!!and "
Suitable for husband:
"Yes, only with football balls!and "

What is an epilator for you?
[18:46:55] Olga: I was answered here that [18:44:43] Catherine: this is the mochnodralnik of the times of the Inquisition.

Hi sweetheart, how is life?
WOW: very good
Q: Listen, I wanted to offer you for a long time? Maybe we go somewhere? Go to the cinema, then go for a walk. How do you have the idea?
WOW: It is great! Come on Saturday!
Let’s go to the cinema first! Then on the beach drinking beer, you can take the girls off! How about you? Then go to the sauna, or we’ll call a prostitute there! We decide shorter.
I don’t really understand you’re joking?
WOW: In short, listen to me, if you look at my girlfriend again, I’ll make you a panda, and I’ll break my hands, you know?
P.S. in the bathroom

I am 22 years old. I will never have an apartment in this country because I won’t earn that much. I won’t have a family because I barely have enough money for myself. I will not have personal and spiritual growth, because I will choke to loss of consciousness. I do not realize myself as a specialist because my dignified, difficult and interesting profession is not in demand. I can’t leave this country because escaping from my favorite places won’t make me happy.
I can’t depend on my husband because he can leave me. I cannot steal. I can’t make money as a man.
We are a generation without a future. Teach us to shoot.

The chat game.
XXX: What is a Wizard?
yyy: a list of things you will never get
*zzz went to add to the puzzle list

I am a girl from a wealthy family, Daddy offered to drive to Spain for a weekend.
I called my boyfriend, and he, the cable, refused!!!! to
Is that normal???? to
And who knows what is "Buried a Card"?? to

Today our beloved Putin arrived in Volgograd. They watched a picture: on one of the streets, which the prime minister was supposed to pass, there were haishniki standing and chasing all those who wanted to park. At the moment of passing the court, one of the goats ran into a nearby bank, and the other hid in the bushes!!! After passing the cortex, they safely got out of their shelters. The prime minister saw the streets clean for cars to move! The Kindergarten...

<zebra> somewhere on the way from us to the customer lost a fan weighing half a ton =)))
<lynx> zebra: he committed himself and flew away
<@H2S04> the instinct of self-submission

I encountered on the page of a cute girl)) I just couldn't help but get that joy in you))
Enjoy it ?

During such parties in his house, it was always easy to encounter famous personalities. There was such a fire in his eyes that he became cold. Her flesh opened up and gathered around him, as if it was a secret project. With one powerful push, He entered her, and she stood astonished by His accuracy. In just two days she fell in love with him at first sight.The whole figure of her said that she was listening to him not only with her ears, but also with her eyes.
Deep in his chest, he heard a laugh. Two moths near the right girl's whisk jumped fun to the side! They never met. They were like two colibri who never met. His thoughts rolled in his head, uniting and disconnecting, like cowards in a dryer without an antistatic. His beautiful, dotted with something shiny head. Her curly nose smoothly passed into her labyrinth neck. Her figure was the most ordinary, female: on the sides two convex bugs, and in the middle curved. She was given a glass of wine, and he drank vodka with vodka. Wearing a shirt and beautiful pants with an open collar, he left the house.

I met with a friend yesterday. After work, he just arrived on vacation from Dacia. The dialogue:
I: Well, how did you get rid of it?
I just forgot the wedding ring!
I: That’s why my wife cried, right?
D: No, not the norm. She walks without a ring.
I: What is it?
She lost him in the bathroom at the wedding.