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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2216
 04.03.2008
> scanned the report, understood how the phrase "hz why so is translated into the scientific language, but did and works and niipet" = " as a result of a lot of practical experience accumulated in the research process..."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2215
 04.03.2008
It is said that boldness is second happiness. The first is undoubtedly the breasts. So, I am absolutely happy=) © Cat

Pictures in the studio!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2214
 04.03.2008
They (02.03.08 11:48) :
Go and choose a bear.

LyHaTuK (02.03.08 11:49) :
I’ll be able to do it myself 8)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2213
 03.03.2008
<Tad-Jik> people so that I am entertaining a person I need a confirmation in the form of skins with matts, send for soap tad-jik@corbina.ru
<Tesak> will have you skins, tell the home address

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2212
 03.03.2008
Sss: Zhirinovsky should be awarded a prize of audience sympathy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2211
 03.03.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It seemed like we were forced to vote on one of the odmines. Otherwise, how to explain that almost every 10th bulletin was written - a translation, a bear and a smiley... idiots, fucking (

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2210
 03.03.2008
Monday... begins again... work out.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №2209
 03.03.2008
by Pavel:
Well... I’ll do your reference today...but tonight you’ll do something for me too.and ;)
by Svetochka:
No... no... I’m not going to pump your persse all night again until you’re shaking... tomorrow I’m going to inst again: (((

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2208
 03.03.2008
1: Our filmmakers are completely upset. The film on the plot "fortress" made... They so soon to the Terminator and the Matrix will get.
Imagine Turchinsky as the Terminator.
Ahaha... the Aztec killer.
It’s scary even to think about the Matrix.
Neo is Habansky.
2: And the crown phrase: "all out of the matrix!"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2207
 03.03.2008
Alusy (14:48:53 1/03/2008)
These fucking guys wanted to turn off my inets, but I’m still here.)
Alusy (14:49:02 1/03/2008) offline

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №2206
 03.03.2008
Ac!D: I sit in the bus, a drunk man falls, asks "This is what bus?" I’m him "12.." The man is pretty "Alice, my!" pays for the ride, approaches the trail door and the trail. It stops and goes to trail. the door, again enters, crashes a bus, fits in a hectic conductor, squeezes her for travel money, approaches the door... And so on a couple of times at the stops. He then falls asleep at the conductor’s place.
Ac!D: Then after a few stops it explodes, oret "what kind of bus is it?!" The entire bus chorus "Twelfth!!!" A man in the shore is flying to the door and whispering "Nahua me your twelfth?! I’m fucking on the other side!!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2205
 03.03.2008
What will Russia remember on March 2nd? That was the last day before Stallman arrived in Moscow. On March 3, I arrived. And all kinds of bears, elections are all the background. And it’s not red-eyed, just Linuxs know how to prioritize.

In addition, in the case of Stallman, there is still an intrigue - will come / will not come. Unlike the.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2204
 03.03.2008
Unfortunately the initials of Zhirinovsky "ZVV" on the aglo-language layout are smiley ":DD"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2203
 03.03.2008
Addition to one quote

LDPR - Icey Soul of Russia

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2202
 03.03.2008
LEMON (11:13:47 1/03/200)
There is no choice in the election.)
F.E.A.R. (11:14:36 1/03/200)
Aha
F.E.A.R. (11:15:12 1/03/200)
hope so that there is a huge choice, so that the shelves are the shelves... and you go with the basket and choose
F.E.A.R. (11:15:30 1/03/200)
A lot of cigarettes and cigarette gloves.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2201
 03.03.2008
xxx: I was looking for the movie "Malholand drive", came to "Sib-media", ask if it is for sale.
xxx: What I answer: "There is, only it is licensed. Do you want to"x_x

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2200
 03.03.2008
Dialogue mother (about 30 years old:) and child (10 years old):
R: "I want to play in the computer"
M: "You read 10 pages - and forward!"
R"Blint... That sense of justice is there or it has gone out with the years!?!?!and "

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2199
 03.03.2008
The human
He boiled the cup of tea, the window in the kitchen struck, and the words written with his finger clearly passed on it - "Coffee let us go."

Malkavian
The Spirit of Resurrection has come to you!! to

The human
It is the spirit of the sister’s dissolution.

Malkavian
One does not hinder the other.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2198
 03.03.2008
Mr. Diablo (23:35:23 12/02/2008)
Fuck, that’s why I didn’t do anything (I said the same thing as he did! He is not offended by his girlfriend, but my girlfriend is offended by me.

EvilGENIUS (23:35:09 12/02/2008)
Find the difference: "Sunny, from the sounds of your voice I close my eyes and want to forget about everything and listen only to you." And your option "Fuck, when you fucking open, I want to shut up and close my ears!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2197
 03.03.2008
ppc.... I am now carrying a system driver by the boss and some man (his guest), a man:
Do you have a girlfriend who works as a carrier?
The Boss:
He is not a girl, he is a system administrator.

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