I work in a TV provider and very often subscribers "song" in the tube of songs of the Brežnev type:

I know the password.
I see my logon.
The error is 6-9-1.

There is a salad in the refrigerator. Guess which one?
and cold.

GivenChy: Today I woke up with a firm confidence that Fifth-cent will be in English.

Not only did we yesterday get squeezed in the fact that we have a strange specialist in the system - Kotelnikov Natalia Andreevich, so we also succeeded in writing a letter to the person who was squeezing us in this, to address "Respect Alexander". He probably understood a lot.

At 8 a.m. the cry of Sisadmin in the corridor: 'SANA, B*I, WHAT ON THE X*Y PASSPORT? The Password!and'

"Omon beat pregnant woman turned out to be a guy hipster"

These are the modern oppositionists.

It is fun to learn from the teaching, which each section of the code calls a spell.

I understand why Superman wears trousers over his pants!This is a reserve.

I am an epic sleeper.

At the crossing I stand with a man, passing by the car, a little scratching (wicked, it is St. Petersburg, the lady). I turn back from the road for a step, two, three, four... I hold my back on something, I am scared, I jump back sharply, I turn and machinefully:
Oh sorry please!
Stallone was not very offended. The man grumbled.

Everyone’s dreams and dreams))

Comments on “GIBD will catch for dumping garbage”:

What if the garbage goes into my car and I throw it out? Am I also threatened with a fine?

Our response to "The League of Outstanding Gentlemen"
Screenplay of the art movie "Noble Collection"
The master of the magic tail Rodion Raskolnikov, the man-paralyzer Ilya Oblomov, the crazy genius Yevgeny Bazarov, the all-destroying Gerasim and his four-legged underwater friend Mumu in company with the striking sniper Yevgeny Onegin and the mysterious General Widow on behalf of the critic Dobroľubov oppose the evil Man-Gogol, wishing to fill Russian literature with the generations of minor Russian romanticism: devils, vias, drowners and pannoumishes in flying tombs.

I will meet a girl who will have hot water at home from May 17 to June 5. Possible further relationships (for next year)

AwakEmaN: A day generally terrible, tired, evil. I sit at home, try to meditate, call my younger brother. The computer broke down, they knew a programmer there told them what to do, well they went, bought a new power unit. I bought it, but the wires are lacking. Ocasia is wooot. I ask, not as stupid as I did not see how much I needed. And what a fucking thing in the family such issues are solved without me. And I got chatted like that, 10 minutes for the most selective mate. What a fucking shit, like that. I finished, calmed down, I say that I will adjust the transitions later. Here is a father’s voice in the bell: “Son, you’re having very critical days there, right?”

Redcliffe needs to tear the pattern from the viewer, trying to play in such an emplacement in which no one is waiting for him. Maybe then they will stop seeing him as a Potter.
Yyy: Potter must play a Nigerian gay soldier with Jewish roots during World War II. The picture where he will break the pattern will go into history.

Drop the cat's head under cold water for a few seconds and let go.
The cat will be occupied for at least 3 hours, well, and you will be able to sleep accordingly.

It is more humane to paste a thin strip of scotch on the back between the shoulder - Cat is dry and enthusiastic about the process until the morning. He hates you, no less.

Unfortunately, in our time, girls try to look attractive, not beautiful. If you think about it, these are very different concepts.

@dreamfa11: The department took the checkpoints after the state exams for conservation. I lost two pieces from the stream.
@nik_sanych: A permissible mistake, no one is perfect :)

TT: I can't explain all the nuances of Russian language

About the DDoS website of the Kremlin on the Habr

XX: A persuasive request not to make political quarrels in comments
WOW: What to discuss then?

SKYPIDAR: Did you catch up with my nick, is it SKYPIDAR, and there is heaven at all?? to