I felt like Tom Cruise when I pulled my mouse out of a sleeping father’s hand.

Washington teacher kept his promise until bin Laden was killed

Washington State school teacher Gary Widl performed his oath given after the September 11, 2001 attacks. Then he promised not to shave until Osama bin Laden was captured or destroyed and kept the word for 3,454 days.

Ben was killed at the request of the parental committee, because the teacher frightened the children with his carelessness.

by Gennady Uzyupin:

Remember the recent riots.
of Egypt,
of Bahrain,
of Algeria,
of Libya,
Oman...

The world rulers are clearly Russian and clearly with a good sense of humor.

I bought an Opel Astra a year ago.
Today I read this:
Dear brother!
Thank you to everyone who applied to my request a year ago. Thanks to you, I met the most wonderful person in my life. Sasha I love you! and Astral.

I bought a new candle and filter.

How about a diploma?
What a diploma, here everyone solves a much more important problem: how much vodka on graduation to take...

She: How I want your loves!
He: Yeah, I’m not going to give a kiss, but I’ll think about it. They really bite a lot.
She is: an idiot!

X: Well, as they say, with whom you will behave...
Oh yeah, then you will wake up :)

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Jiraff: Hurra, I’ve glued a new box for storing onions!!! Look how beautiful!! to
BigTarakan: What only does a student who needs to get a diploma...

Do you know what to write to a girl? Write her a course.

Dear visitors, in the section "Russian music" in addition to Ossetian songs appeared Chechen songs.

4ekist: What was the surprise of the translators when they followed the "Mount&Blade" game, which they badly called "Mount&Blade. Fire and Sword "Mount & Blade: With Fire & Sword"

xxx:"Obama decided not to publish photos of murdered bin Laden"
YYY: Schoolchildren have never been deprived of such a number of demotivators.

My friend has the toughest anti-bot I know.
Instead of the question, he has a stupid phrase – who are you? I did not call you. Go to HBO!

Only now, when I needed to send a resume on soap, I realized that I needed to choose the name of the box more responsibly.

I downloaded the new Nero 10, a free ease-of-use version, unfortunately, ease-of-use - with its browser and image editor, with a bunch of functions to work with data and file sorting, with the ability to create your profile, I will not be surprised if in the depths of this product of the titanic work of programmers was and your video player.
This is where they pushed the button "write the disk" I for 10 minutes of digging in this intuitively understandable interface never understood about_O

Zhejiang Forum
xxx: I need a small car to drive around the city for a woman with a child.
Tagged: eye
ZZZ : Mathis
yyy: the eye is more budget)))
ZZZ: Motorcycle

Kyu (16:23:56 5/05/2011):
What should I say when I get a p/p?
You are my maid!

I think that people who decide where in the house will be the sockets bring a carousel with them, ride on it for a long time and then accidentally tick their fingers along the walls)

The child is pleased with the following words.
1) Dad, and the Nine is between the Eight and the Ten?
2) A father, since he is a neurotic, must be unclean and unclean.