Tonight we talk to my husband about the upcoming birth:
I want to buy a winter envelope.
M: What is what?
I: Well, the envelope... it’s the kids dressed when it’s cold and wrapped in the envelopes.
M: And then, therefore, they put an address, stamp and send by air mail "Aist"?))

Among the worshippers were:
- a former fellow who studied for five and praised the native universe for any occasion;
- without five minutes, the candidate of biological sciences, in the summer leaving to work abroad on the specialty;
- valid candidate of technical sciences, predecessor of Polytech.
Something is wrong with our higher education.
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Do you think that if people are lucky enough to get a decent education, they automatically lose the ability to judge good jokes and turn into dumb fools without a sense of humor?

News on Lenter
"The best Russian news in the field of high technology"
I clicked:
"404 Page not found"

The most honest journalism.

It is very unfortunate that the debtors do not have a button "minus"... Because the debtors have recently either youthful maximalism or old age marasma...

I sat in a cafe with a friend and drank tea. I decided to order some tea, well, and I ask the waitress for the company dessert "orchidea", said, what it is. And he is such a soft homogeneous mass for me. I don’t even know what it tastes like. ... →
I don’t know now either. I did not decide to try :)

xxx: you know
You want to eat fish and drink the aquarium.

Are there double standards? Valuev for some reason such crusts as Klitschko for joy people do not urinate. Maybe it’s because Valuev’s got less on the head? He is still higher in height and more helpful than Klitschko.
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Just like urinating. Read how he refutes the theory of evolution. The boxer is much more visible than biologists and other scientists.

This is what religious prohibition prevents you from putting clothes in the dressing room, well, at least before the belt? And immediately disappear the complexes of some, that it is necessary to light the naked pope on the people, and the disgust of others, that before them the pope shines without a stringworm between the halves, magically turning it into a dressed.

Well, at least gradually disappear sovkova toilets without interfaces between the toilets.

I typically lose weight after the second birth, I walk with sticks. I usually beat the neighbor, but she is often scorned... and here my beloved husband decided to support me morally and socially :D He went (or rather went on the big ), with me for the company. Here is a picture of the oil:
A puffy aunt, with sticks in her hands and with a short breath like Darth Vader's, cheers boldly to meet fate. And around her 2 meters, a pumped uncle cuts circles on a bicycle. Sometimes, he tries to encourage with a low, pleasant tone of voice such as:"Gather a clutch!" or "Ma - ня, чем - pi - he!" or"Podenjmi, old lady, or you will collapse!", and all this with a serious mine, so that apparently no one would guess that he is joking. The people of us are worshipped.

The match is against Montenegro. Do this:
Shoot the football team.
The whole team on the side,
by TOM. Beria: to withdraw to the people all the non-labour income received by this Capello.
Report on performance in 6 hours.
Expell all foreign players from the country.
- to announce the "Stalin set" in all football classes of all special schools of the country.
Report on execution in 6 hours.
I. S

Recently in a musician, looking at my three daughters, a aunt, so regrettably: "The son didn’t get..."
"Yes I say no. He went to school and went to 7th grade".
Her face should have been seen.

If you don’t work, you don’t have money to live; if you work, you don’t have time to live.

Recently there was a discussion about men and women. Excavating the old innet bookmarks, I found the text of the astonishing beauty and clarity of the exhibition. Here is!and :)
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The closer I am to the age of forty, the more familiar peers divorce. Some do not go to the young, but most simply leave. Because they can’t anymore.

Because living with a modern emancipated woman does not justify the psychological burden of an adult and long-term non-hypersexual man.

The others endure. For reasons of responsibility and greed: what will happen to the children, and what will the relatives say, and how will I live if I give or share an apartment, a house, a car that has been lived in a marriage together?

Really happy units, and the hell you will find out.

How are pedestrians allowed?
Not like the trains.

Come on, get in the shit!
I am in the fucking.
I noticed. So you choose from this shit and go to another.

We stand, smoke in a specially dedicated place for this, a non-smoking engineer from another department passes by. The dialogue.
Have you tried work?
have tried. Hermione does something.

The Moscow...

Have you heard that there will be a solar eclipse in Moscow tomorrow?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY And where...?

The correct answer is "Which channel?"

Not to be surprised:

2004 year
This is an anime channel. and yes. How do I swipe KDE2 into FreeBSD?

2015 year
Is this a quote from Ruby? and yes. I read a book in kindergarten, please name it.

Patch came out, nothing to say.

xxx: Our programmer is bearded and canonical, counting everything from scratch.
Yesterday he approaches us with a cup of tea and says, “Two girls under the window were cooking late at night. Pronounces zero virgin: If I were a queen..."

Lionet: Yes, we have the weather special effects here in Moscow now that the tree is above my 5th floor (!) Shuttles for a few meters in the side... + rain, snow, grass and sun.

Lionet: now untimely turned his head from the computer to the side of the window synchronously with the flight of a tree - it seemed that the neighboring five-story from side to side is moaning =0.o=
What is the parallax effect on the tablet, when it is real... And, most importantly, at the first moment I was even surprised.)