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[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64053
 11.05.2012
Today’s TV show is unrealistic. The car. Where then the guys organized a society of activists what kind of "house, road, courtyard" the essence is that they help and tell who and where to write if the train has not been repaired for a long time, in the yard or just on the road hole to finish, the facade of the house to make cosmetic repair. A useful thing. All absolutely free. They even made their website. The most amazing thing is that it works and there are real results. That’s what gesture is, right? These guys even found opponents in their home!! They say what you do, they don’t live peacefully! Better work would have been more useful!!! How is it??? How is it??? After that, we complain that the government is fucking, officials finally relaxed and would have to roll away from here. For the sake of God such "citizens". We will be calmer.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64052
 11.05.2012
Review of the book "On the one hand, it seems to be good, and on the other hand, it's such a shit that don't let God forget and read again".

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64051
 11.05.2012
I work in school. I gave 9th grade a crossword on the subject of paragraph "Account History". I check work. Question: "What did the ancient people think about?" 9 letters.
Answer to Fingers.
Almost the whole cross. The masterpiece!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64050
 11.05.2012
As one of my friends said: "The footwear is not a shoe, if the footprint is pleasant"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №64049
 11.05.2012
I don’t expect it to go anywhere, but maybe someone involved will read:
Fuck the developers! Learn to ask who you need to update your shit or not crazy! A separate greeting from Miley Cyrus.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64048
 11.05.2012
XY: YYY, what will you give me?
Tagged: cat
Do you have a living or a toy?
xxx can go away
ZZZ is dead!1 will not leave.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64047
 11.05.2012
The conversation of two girls about the third:
You know, she has two higher education. is mathematical
YYYYYYYYYYY I say, she is stupid.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64046
 11.05.2012
@ In the network posted a video with an omonov, beating a pregnant woman

D. Peskov: Police should have acted harder

When we pull you out of the Kremlin, we will act harder.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64045
 11.05.2012
The xxx:
The only love in the world is the love of food.

The xxx:
Food will not betray you.

YYYY :
Shaurma has betrayed me once, barely reached the sortry.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64044
 11.05.2012
xxx: I exchange a package of A4 sheets for an Audi of the same model
yyy: use the scissors and change for two A5s

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64043
 11.05.2012
It’s like dedication to the Jedi, just a swallow.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64042
 11.05.2012
After the electric shock, the electrician became somewhat closed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64041
 11.05.2012
I love Artem because in a situation where you need to say “You’re so stupid,” he says “You’re so cute.”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64040
 11.05.2012
I fucking fuck you, fucking fuck you!
SoV: You would not burn like that...

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64039
 11.05.2012
A friend recently shared: the motto of the Institute of Thermal Engineering, developing ballistic missiles, - We bring warmth and light to people!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64038
 10.05.2012
Slider: I'm going to go fucking
Slider: I’m in the shower
byzeg = (
......
Slider is fucking.
Slider: was in the shower.. opened the ice water.. set the task to stay 10 seconds
Slider: Lungs wheeled, began to breathe frequently and loudly.
Dad was in the neighboring room.
When I was in the shower, there was no one at home.
Byzeg: He thought you were shaking loudly.
slider: + I have messages behind the compound not broken - "I will go scam"))
See also: оло
Good that I didn’t start screaming! – AAAEEBIIS!! 1
Byzeg: YY

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64037
 10.05.2012
On the 9th of May, she said:
Silence, make the TV louder, now a minute of silence will be.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64036
 10.05.2012
0:44 Vladimir: Advice which movie to watch!!! to
0:45 ☜ p̲̅i̲̅l̲̅i̲̅m̲̅e̲̅n̲̅y &##9758;: I advise :: watch a good movie...no bad look, there fofo one still show

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64035
 10.05.2012
XXX: Hello as a Work
YYY: I am all burning...
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WOW: I am afraid I won't get... I managed to burn the floor of my back, shoulders and arms on the elbow today while I made the fence =\ so I burn on another plane and it has nothing to do with you now =\

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64034
 10.05.2012
I cleaned my ears and the headphones started to fall out.

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