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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №96472
 10.04.2014
The cinema. and Noah. The last phrase of the protagonist:
be fruitful! and multiply!
The light is turned on, the crowd ran to the exit and cried out from the hall:
Not right now...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96471
 10.04.2014
And in Latvia they released their re-release of the kamasutra, it turned out sad, and for some reason again about the occupation...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96470
 10.04.2014
Picture of oil:
...after a working day, in the office, I, the administrator and the security guard wander. Admin loudly rattles the server. Then silence, then says "-Linux what to burn" the guard: "-Well, gram of 100 is possible, I was given by the father-in-law of Sala..."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96469
 10.04.2014
MMM: They came to "Noah". Hermione is good.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96468
 10.04.2014
XXX: Collectors had to call the neighboring department. Instead of a blacklist, I switch them to the endless line "please stay on line" with the music.
xxx: well we are the operator, we are copies for entering

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96467
 10.04.2014

Meridian: looked at the table of sales of cars in Russia
Meridian: only 3 Alfa Romeo cars sold in 2013-14
Meridian: These people have all our money.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96466
 09.04.2014
Q: Do you know the alphabet? The answer is sometimes negative.)
Yyy: especially the Chinese can honestly admit that they do not remember all their alphabet
Yyy: I’m not sure I’ll get rid of it without failures or pauses.
YYY: I will try
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY No is?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96465
 09.04.2014
The center of Belowodja was in Asgard, modern Omsk

Thor and Loki from Omsk.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96464
 09.04.2014
Technical Director for Developers:
Thank God we don’t have a heart operation.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96463
 09.04.2014
His name is Altair.

here as well. I have a good acquaintance, a sound technician in the university. His grandfather was very interested in astronomy, he even built a tower with a telescope to his home. And because of such their enthusiasm, they and their wife named their son Arcturus, in honor of the star, that is. And the speaker technician, respectively, turned out to be Sergei Arkturovich. Being a person quiet and polite, he in an attempt to call him "Arthurovich" unnoticedly turns his eyes and says: "Call me Sergey", and with the correct pronunciation of paternity - just as unnoticed, but rather smiles.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96462
 09.04.2014

of Kharkov. A house built a long time ago. In the bathroom is a large window, right behind the back. In one room there are two windows and a balcony. In the end of the long, like the intestine, the kitchen is a bathroom. A bath with curtains. ... →
** by
Let us not confuse the original searches and re-planning of the old fund, when the hormines were sprinkled on the chambers. and ;)


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96461
 09.04.2014
I add :

The XXXX:
Do you say that fat people should fly on airplanes at a higher price than thin ones? well well. I have a cousin. greedy to bitterness. He was serious about the injustice of the world. Namely, why in paid toilets people write and cuddle at the same price
— — —
And here they discussed a girl who did not want to overpay for clothes and rings, which are supposed to have the same price for all sizes. I think they should get married.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96460
 09.04.2014
Let me tell you what’s going on with loans that you can’t pay. You are being called out of the bank and sent an order to the court. You take a loan in another bank to settle with the first, at a higher interest rate, and accumulate even greater debt at an accelerated rate. And so several times. As a result, one sunny summer morning, guys with a solder come to you and grab it in your ass, and you write down all the property on them, and you end up without housing and means of subsistence. There are thousands of such stories.
Wow, something got hot.
HHH: That is a soldier. It warms up.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96459
 09.04.2014
The only sure way not to lose poker is not to play poker.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96458
 09.04.2014
Racial discrimination will be finally defeated in the world when Martin Luther King is played by Sergey Bezrukov.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96457
 09.04.2014
From the description of the film on the router:
The prominent scientist John Robinson and his family travel on a super-modern asteroid to the distant, habitable planet Alpha Prime to build a hyper gateway through which humanity will ejaculate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96456
 09.04.2014
Anorexia Pundik
Mandarin fries, taste just like orange :(
With a simple taste of marketing.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96455
 09.04.2014
μ: Rzeszowski today without a car
μ: more precisely on it, but without it ))))))))
Gef: Eviq was taken away?
μ: says, came, circle 10 cut, place not found, left home (!!!!) there parked, called a taxi and go to work ))))))))))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96454
 09.04.2014
July
Hi to
July
see what class applications come with us: "Please provide the possibility of installing a drawing (tapet) on my terminal desktop, as well. lack of image provokes the development of depression"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96453
 09.04.2014
"Somebody was watching a strange car behave. Comparing with her on the lighthouse, he found that the driver and passenger on the go eat chicken grill with their hands.

Now I’m in America, I’ve seen different things here and I’ve become accustomed to driving everything.
But twice I was really surprised by what I saw—a woman pulling out her eyebrows right on the way.
And when the man ate Chinese sticks!!! to

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