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And it seems to me that vegetarian fairy dogs are brutally deceived by other more fairy dogs. They carry the seal of condemnation and superiority on their heads.
Let them eat in any Abkhazia and there they will tell 100 year old people that meat is harmful. I think they’re just blowing off on the wind caused by a whistle.
At the age of 20 they were asked the question "How to study?" at 23 "How to work?" and at 25 "When do you get married?"
A Chinese man survived after two lightning strikes. A recording from the surveillance camera. A lightning hits the passing man. He falls, stands up, holding his head goes on and then another lightning hits him.
Comment: "He stole Ryden’s wallet"
Dad and son are on the bus. The son sees the woman in the package.
I know why I need these things. This is a bathtub for aunt.
Such topics cannot be discussed publicly.
The boy was upset and said even louder.
– You can’t, you can’t... Here’s what your mom says – you can’t sneeze in the bathroom, but you sneeze!
Lily
Do you have more blondes? Or the brunettes?
Phillip
I like my breasts =)
Lily
What about hair color?
Phillip
I don’t like the hair growing on my breasts.
My mom is an outdated optimist... It’s all bad, there’s no money, and she says, “Well, even if bin Laden was killed... it’s not all that bad.”
xxx: I knew a lady who scanned an empty scanner to create a white background in the FSH. Then somebody told her to scan a clean paper so that there would be a ‘pebble’.
Art (20:35:59 3/05/2011)
Neighbors listen to loud music and have sex, so you can hear it. I write a course.
Feel old at 23.
... and our gorgeous pure-race cat with a cat got something quite out of the past, after which at the family council it was decided to cross them from Elvis and Anabel to Enuresis and Syranush (for newly acquired bad habits), and what is typical - recalled, wool majors...
I am going to treat my teeth for the first time tomorrow. My day will not be so cool.
YYY: Nico, now is good euthanasia
YYY: Anesthesia in the Meaning
She paints in acrylic t-shirts. On the day in the city was held a fair, where she exhibited her "work" essays.
Her trade fair administration even made a small banner for free. Literally :
T-shirts with acrylic paint. Made by hands.
We sit with her, we talk, here a crowd of copters falls and they begin to look at the banner and the goods. I was stressed. The men kept silent for three minutes, only whistling with their eyes. And then one of them issued: Well, the shit is not made with feet...
I went to the kitchen to drink water. There were no clean glasses, I decided to wash it alone. I thought about something. When I came back, I had washed all the dishes. And my mom always warned me, “July, don’t roll in the clouds.”
Start washing the clothes.
Let them come in, I won’t bother them.
Video of a man crossing the road beating lightning. The first comment:
It looks like a Chinese. So, as many of them, the likelihood of hitting the lightning in the Chinese is great.
I work in a computer firm, today two systems were brought to work for repair, both were under a password, the manager calls the first client, recognizes the password, while recording all stood smiling, the password turned out to be - "Athlete", calls the second client, everyone almost broke out of laughter...password - "kAlbasa"
Sometimes there are such princes that it is better to marry a horse.
The Musketeers 2011 with Mila Jovovich:
There are no zombies here.
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XXX: I have the most reliable way to hide the roof
xxx: sprinkled into a folder, a folder in hidden, a hidden folder in a tree from a bunch of other folders, a tree in a sprinkled screw, a screw on a virtual machine, a virtual machine in hidden, a virtual screw file into another hidden folder in a similar tree of folders on a real wind
You are a perverted man.
It is a pedestrian. On the radio advertising of the auto parts store: "...and also - steering tips, ball supports, leverage (read the vital details of the car). We are at the Orlovsk Cemetery, but we are full of optimism.
The secretary of staff explained on the phone how to go to the office, as always with a dull text and mechanical voice, and after she finished her unfortunately in the tube asked "Sorry, and this is a man?".