He works as a pathologist. My favourite quote is "If anything – call".
They killed Benny!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
The body of a dead whale was transported through the streets of China.
Suddenly a whale exploded.
Locals in shock, zoologists in confusion.
Alkaida has become more creative.
Women made of ribs, but never made flesh, are called mannequins.
I heard in the route:
And he, who at all?
“Lieutenant Mil... this, the police. In short, the employee
The security bodies.
In the sense?
In other words, Gonzo!
The prince married. The criminal was killed. It’s just a Disney weekend on Earth!
The name Skolkovo itself arose from nowhere and to many by ignorance seems to be some completely new geographical point that cannot be reached. In fact, this has long been a well-known platform Vostryakov, normally attached to communications to the city. It is located immediately behind the ICAD, that is, not the furthest dust in the universe, so that the whole country can build a special road there, an incredible length of 5 kilometers (precisely - 5 kilometers 340 meters) for an incredible money of 5.75 billion rubles, that is - one billion per kilometer. It feels like the builders were cutting through eternal frost, crushing rocky soils, digging deep tunnels and pulling super-complex bridges. And all this somewhere far from civilization, in the conditions of the exhausting carriage of every nail. But the road collapsed anyway.
The man calls: "look out from the balcony"! I think he "I love you" wrote on the asphalt. And he - "You see where I stand, here our wifi is caught". It is romantic! ))
Are you going to go on your birthday tomorrow?
I am 18 tomorrow, I will be dismissed.)
Only our people are like the cow who is most concerned about the fulfillment of the meat plan.
We sat with a girlfriend and our boys in the country, the boys had to dismantle the old Soviet sofa.. from the neighboring room we heard four phrases:
What a shit?! to
Am I an Ebu?
And naked...
Well and fuck...
Two minutes later, the sofa was dismantled, I admire the Russian guys.
We lie with my girlfriend, we see Viya.And honestly, it is still scary to me.Well, we lie down, we look.And at the moment when the witch arises from her grave and begins to roll around the foam. I want the same night!
Everyone says, I want a prince, a prince. I am a modest revolutionary. To those princesses.
by Obana! The Great Second!
Hope Konstantinovna, have you seen my cowards?
“Well, you know, Volodynka, Felix Edmundovich carries everything to the Museum of the Revolution.
Roshidromet: the hottest month of summer 2011 in Russia will be July
by Danone? ><
If a woman of the Balzac age performs surgery to change gender, then she will become a rather young promising man.
02.05 19:50 In Dagestan, a newspaper journalist was beaten "Chernovik"
02.05 19:18 Russia rose to two places in the rating of freedom of the press
He said, “Hello, come to visit me.
It’s a weekend, a beer again.
It can be without beer.
From one news tape:
Osama bin Laden in his video address personally confirmed the rumors of his death.
A small shop at night. Behind the shelf two ladies, one young, the other - from the USSR, and even in appearance, as it should be, looks like a saleswoman!
I: Please let that juice out.
Q: What else is it?
I: These are the condoms.
The next question put her into a stumble, I still go thinking.
Q: Are you with you?
And if not...? This is how?
My girlfriend is in the final stage of surrender. Worried that little practice... put her NFS most wanted... I would never have thought that you can ride at a speed of 180-250 observing all the rules of the road... I thought a lot... the game had a radically different meaning.