Ukrainian television to May 9 shows:
- 4 tank drivers and a dog (on two different channels randomly)
17 moments of spring (one in color, three in black and white)
All of us (!!!) Series "Star Wars" O_O

From the explanatory "...I fell and injured myself due to the carelessness of the brain"

From the tape:
An American in a cow costume stole 98 liters of milk from a supermarket.

There are no humorists in the United States.

Even after marrying a prince, the girl does not become a princess. Proved by Middleton.

Every self-respecting American president should plant a tree, build a house and kill a terrorist.

The last time I put the borscht on a plate to heat myself, the thoughtful master long turned his gaze from the plate, on which the brown spots had dried, on me and finally quietly asked: "The investigator has already come?"

I walk in the street without touching anyone, a girl in front of me. I decided to meet. I say: "Girl you want something to show". Here, a trance with thin beards turns to me, and disgustingly thinks, "I'm going to show you something myself" and rushed to me while I was giving a dour, I noticed that a mint was watching us and a guy from the balcony.

by Lazarov (11:10)
Pirates of the Caribbean is like sex!
Farnolen (11:11)
Does it come out every three years?

Is there an exhaust of magic in the world? Why does the ritual of calling public transportation-smoked cigarette not work?! to

He is:
You are not defined.

She is:
I am an uncertain integral.

He is:
I must take you.

She is:
:D

Mihas: looked at the history of her google search accidentally, picked "how", and it came out:
How to Create a Twitter Revolution
How quickly to get a passport
How to Impose Impeachment
How to prepare astronauts
The Antichrist in Arabic.
How to reduce blue on the forehead
How to identify a lesbian from the crowd
How to fight as a volunteer
How to translate al-Qaeda
How to get on landing
How to fuck in German
I’m scared to meet her...

xxx: "Vegetarians have a much more favorable emotional state than non-vegetarians". From Wikipedia.
yyy: Addicts have a much more favorable emotional state than vegetarians. I am ?

xxxh: here is what I found: "The Uncovered Husky” is a psychedelic cartoon film, filmed on the Chukotka fairy tale. There, a man constantly cuts off his head so that the birds can fly out of his body. And the unfortunate goose is buried alive by a fox, then the mice are sent to hell, turning into cockroaches... In general, in 10 minutes of the cartoon, the Sverdlovsk film studio could easily make a child a neurasthenic.
I think it’s worth seeing.

Raw food: Parents who force their children from birth to eat bodies should be deprived of parental rights.
Meat Eater: I tell you, take care of your brain. From birth there is meat - it is only vegans can dream in dreams.

[02.05 20:42]^Denis^: "Michael Zadornov. You don’t digitize us! 2011 SATRip" - My New Distributor!

What a symbolic irony.

The aunt came, changed everything in the kitchen, changed the atmosphere in the rooms. How to explain to her that behind someone else's compilation labels on the desk do not touch?? to

I have a domestic machine here under the windows, and in the back is an acid-lily inscription: "Actic capsule".
I believe somewhat...)

I go on the route Moscow-SPb, an inscription on the abandoned post of the DPS: The dog was removed, take the booth!!! to

History of Life:
One of my acquaintances was diagnosed with kidney stones, put on surgery.After the operation he asks the doctor:"Well, show the stones that",what he replied that the stones were not found and in the certificate that was issued after the operation it was written that he had done the PROPHYLACTY of internal organs.

Discussion in the forum:
Kazul'Ka: What do you do for a man?
Kazul'Ka: here I, for example, thanks to Fursenko passed the exam in economics
Kazul'Ka: Preponja (P) asked the previous speaker: "Who is the Minister of Education now in the Russian Federation?"
Kazul'Ka: I and whispered from the last batch: "That is Fursenko, it is Fursenko"
Q: Let’s get a hint! The Five!
Kazul'Ka: I came out pleased, under a friendly scratch of the audience's teeth
Kazul'Ka: the former classmates still remember )))